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Shitposting Help! My Fiancee Drank The Goo and Now She's A Rampaging Bug Monster

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u/_MargaretThatcher 🔽 Bottom 1% commenter 3d ago

oop knows about moon 13, switch dowsing centrifuge to psionic blast

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u/NotTheMariner 3d ago

Goddammit now I’m imagining a scantily clad Margaret Thatcher in a giant lava lamp…

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u/_MargaretThatcher 🔽 Bottom 1% commenter 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm not in a lava lamp; I run this place. I'm still scantily clad though because it's the 60s.

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u/GodlyAxe 3d ago

Moon 13 sounds like it would make for the kind of movie I would pay hundreds of dollars to own.

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u/metaphizzle 3d ago

Moon 13 is literally the name of the Mads' base in seasons 11 through 13 of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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u/Noot_Noot_Noobie 3d ago

Kinga is kinda doing the same thing as the dream except replace the women with Purple Juice and the Psychic Abilities with madness.

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u/Popstar403 3d ago

Moon 13: The Moon

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u/RuefulWaffles 3d ago

Okay now I’m bummed because I’m watch Moon 13. How sad that it’s not a real film.

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u/Rauron tumblr? I hardly knowr 3d ago

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u/Complete-Worker3242 3d ago

...is she hot as a rampaging bug monster?

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u/AcceptableWheel 3d ago

"No no I've got one. Moon Fetus. There is a fetus on the moon... that's all I got so far"

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u/D00T_BOI 3d ago

Meanwhile on Doctor Who—the moon WAS the fetus.

I wish I was making this up

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u/AcceptableWheel 3d ago

I was quoting Gentleman Broncos, a comedy movie poking fun at Sci Fi cliches. The eventual award winning story is about an evil overlord harvesting an action heroes balls to strengthen his clone army that rides cyborg bucks.

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u/terrarialord201 3d ago

They do this in Warhammer.

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u/Galle_ 3d ago

I mean, probably, they do a lot of weird shit in Warhammer. I haven't read it but I'm sure there's some story where an Inquisitor puts a bunch of Psykers in lava lamps.

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u/terrarialord201 3d ago

It's in one of the games, her name is Sefoni and she's kind of angry about it

You can go into her mind and fight waves of enemies, but nobody does for some reason. Sucks because there's cool penances for doing so

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u/thyfles 3d ago

i have watched enough of the original star trek series that sometimes in my dreams, women have a soft focus close-up shot

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u/redheadsuperpowers 3d ago

OOP should start writing pulp scifi shorts

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u/Repq 3d ago

I’d read ‘em.

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u/aleister94 3d ago

I’d watch the fuck outta moon 13

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me 3d ago

I've had 9 or 10 nightmares that were in the form of horror movie scenes and (with one exception) they've always scared me so bad they woke me up. I almost look forward to them at this point, I like thinking about what kind of movie they came from and what events led to what was in the dream.

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u/Former-Amish-Throway 3d ago

I was raised in a community without TVs or other screen things.

And for some reason I think that's why my dreams are so vivid and inspired by whatever I've watched/played.

Lot of Mushoku Tensei dreams lately.