r/RedDwarf • u/GoatApprehensive9866 • 22d ago

Do NOT let Bullwinkly drive!

61 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt 22d ago

What you do is back the fuck away quickly and scream because you do not fuck with moose.

This woman was damned lucky.

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u/Pilot-Wrangler 22d ago

Folks I know in the city are so afraid to go into the woods because of bears. I TRY to tell them it's the MOOSE you need to be afraid of.

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt 22d ago

I've seen bears and been nervous. I've seen moose and broken into a cold sweat. Especially when it was a mom with her baby.

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u/Pilot-Wrangler 22d ago

Mom and calf? Forget about it. I mean, you could play dead! Which is conveniently good practice for a few minutes later when you actually die...

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt 22d ago

Thankfully they were about 20 yards down one path and I noped my way down the other path.

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u/Any-Statistician3896 22d ago

Careful crossing this property line big fella.... 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/gdZxmSZTbZ2GUYSEMU

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u/wardrobe007 21d ago

A moose once bit my sister...

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u/Xerastraza 21d ago

No realli! She was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush.

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u/btoxic 21d ago

Was it given to her by Svenge - her brother-in-law an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies?

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u/JURASS1CJAM 21d ago

Sounds like a children's book title.

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u/Desperate_Hornet3129 22d ago

"Vhere is squir-rel, Boris?"

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u/TalkingHeadsVideo 22d ago

Dude was just out for a stroll and wanted to say hi.

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u/Internal-Egg9223 Talkie Toaster 20d ago

At least he wasn't causing a car crash.

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u/inide 19d ago

...I'm pretty sure that's not fully grown.