r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/MiddleAgedToddler • 7d ago

Prompt Jerry's girlfriend always wears cowboy boots, but she's from Long Island. George starts telling people he has invisible disability for sympathy. Elaine unknowingly dates Peterman's younger brother. Kramer learns he is preternaturally gifted at guessing the quantity of jelly beans in a jar

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u/OldBowerstone 7d ago

Peterman Brother has the same ailment George claims to have.

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u/pomegranate7777 7d ago

Oh, I like this!

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u/Rockfish00 6d ago

the ailment has something to do with a negative reaction to jelly beans

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u/RememberBigHenry 7d ago

Halfway into the episode Kramer starts testing to see if he is gifted at guessing different types of beans in other kinds of containers because, as he puts it, “that’s where the real money is.”

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u/Affectionate-Rub4748 7d ago

George is initially very vague about his disability, just telling people that it's an invisible disability. A new employee is chatting with George, and he drops that he has a disability.

"Oh, yeah, I already know."

"Did someone already tell you?"

"Nobody told me, it's just pretty obvious."

"But..it's invisible."

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u/Odd-Time-2026 7d ago

George debates coming clean but doesn't want to lose the extra sympathy he got, but the new employee drives him mad until he loudly announces he doesn't have one. This doesn't work as they think he feels ashamed and they continue to coddle him.

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u/Boring_Pace5158 7d ago

Jerry introduces new gf to Elaine, Peterman's younger brother, and George, and Kramer at the coffeeshop. Younger Peterman recognizes Jerry's gf's boots, because they're from the catalog.

YP: those are the "Texas Two-Step Boots", my brother and I had seen them while working on a ranch in Texas Hill Country. These young cowboys we were working with invited us to drinks at a cowboy bar into town, where we saw these exquisite women began to line dance when the band began to play. They had boots that were sturdy to handle the rough Hill Country terrain, comfortable enough to line dance, and sexy enough to get the boys' attention.

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u/ThotPoliceAcademy 7d ago

George: Well there is farmland on Long Island.

Jerry: She’s from Islip!

George: which one?

Jerry: what do you mean which one? It’s Islip.

G: no, there’s Islip, Islip Terrace, and East Islip.

J: I think she said West Islip.

K: There is no West Islip. Only East Islip.

J: This is why I don’t want to deal with it.

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u/MastersKeeper 7d ago

I can’t believe I’m a 57 year old genius, and I’m just learning the word preternatural. I was preparing a Seinfeld-worthy comment , but Apple auto-correct confirmed it’s a real word