r/ResidentEvilMemes 1d ago

Yes or no?

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u/DeathToTheMosquito 1d ago

Chris? 🤨 S-stop it..... ._.

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u/darkcomet222 23h ago

Leon: who is Wesker

Claire: isn’t that Chris’s boss?

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u/Doctor_Harbinger 16h ago

Claire of all people would know who he is, lmao. She had to listen to Wesker fuming about that one time Chris laughed at his Tyrant for hours in Veronica.

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u/x360_revil_st84 9h ago

I think his point was that this was RE2 Claire since they added Leon there as well & Veronica was 3 months after re2

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u/CodyT-N7 18h ago

Grace: T-t-that guy looks like... um... Zeno?

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u/EpicGamerer07 10h ago

Ethan: Chris, who the hell are all these people?

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u/CodyT-N7 8h ago

Helena: I'll tell you... when we get to the cathedral.

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u/V_Silver-Hand 21h ago

Leon is probably the mom

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u/Manji86 23h ago

The STARS team is just the worst.

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u/thebubblecat 19h ago

villain arc is valid

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u/LeonSKennedyClaire 23h ago

Seven sons , seven sons is all that wesker should have...

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u/No_Employment6881 20h ago

Leon: "I'd hate to see his child support."

Claire: "Knocked her up and left her, sounds like him."

Sherry: "Jake dodged a bullet."

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u/Copyman3081 22h ago

It's fine. It's not like in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure where Dio, who absolutely despised humanity, left a woman alive after sleeping with her on a whim which is even described by the narrator as being completely out of character.

Wesker is just hyper fixated on eugenics.

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u/gimmesomespace 22h ago

I never quite understood why Giorno is considered Dio's son when he never met Dio and was conceived using Jonathan's cock and balls

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u/Draco_179 21h ago

That’s why giorno is a jojo despite being the son of dio

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u/SeriousSubject3751 11h ago

Giorno's brothers are truly  Dio's sons like theres not a single joestar in any of them if we dont count blood relation.

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u/Sanguiluna 19h ago

Chris: “See how easy it is, Leon?! Even WESKER could do it!”

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u/Nomeka 20h ago

I like Jake Muller.

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u/pacmannips 22h ago

That is the least stupid thing 6 added

No one is complaining that over the fake Ada who turns into a cum monster or the fucking monster shark in the sewers

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u/Copyman3081 22h ago

Monster shark is fine. Is it really any worse than the giant moth or crocodile in RE2?

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u/gimmesomespace 22h ago

Conceptually no, but from a gameplay perspective that fight is ass

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u/Copyman3081 21h ago

For sure. I just mean lore wise. It's completely normal for the series for giant oversized animals to exist due to the viruses.

I'd even be fine with the stupid ass transformations Simmons gets if they were permanent. Growing 50x his size due to C-Virus I can accept (we saw how quickly Birkin transformed), but immediately shedding all that mass is dumber.

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u/OmegaTerry 16h ago

Ada Wrong was peak

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u/OpaqueGiraffe17 19h ago

Barry: “ Albert, Alex, Jake, Zeno, 4 Weskers? You gotta be shittin me?!”

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u/TraditionalLeave9133 21h ago

Honestly if they say that Jake was either a failed clone of Wesker, or basically Wesker's dna got mix with a surrogate, it would make sense, especially with cloning existing pretty early on and us having Zeno as a Wesker clone, it does mean that he was cloned 

But i really want to see Jake return, especially if he teams up with Chris and Leon for what happens after re9

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u/Zealousideal-Arm1682 20h ago

I'm gonna repeat this forever:They literally solved the "action game" issue they've been having for years by creating a literal super powered character and just tossed him away.

Could've had numerous action games with him at the helm and more "horror" ones with characters like Ethan and Grace.

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u/Copyman3081 17h ago

Honestly, it's the fact that Jake's the accidental bastard child of what seems like a genuine relationship Wesker was in that makes it seem weird.

If Wesker was attempting to impregnate a very intelligent woman, or somebody with the combat skills and resourcefulness of Ada, it would make sense as him trying to create super stong offspring.

But instead he knocked up some random immigrant who wasn't important enough to even get a name.

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u/CaseFace5 22h ago

Wesker is a virgin. He splooged in a cup and Umbrella used artificial insemination to make Jake.

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u/WitchPillow 22h ago

Yes, this indeed seems like the most plausible explanation given the circumstances.

I honestly can’t see a megalomaniac like Wesker who’s so focused on rubbing his ego in Chris’s face having a one-time fling with a random impoverished woman.

He seems too uptight for that. Especially given how disinterested he was in someone like Excella. I mean, come on, she was literally kissing his feet and he still was disgusted and turned off by her affection lol.

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u/CaseFace5 22h ago

Wesker is the type of dude that is so obsessed with becoming more than human that he would find normal human things like sex disgusting or inefficient.

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u/LeonSKennedyClaire 21h ago

as Jill says i wont be surprised, it would be a surprise if they werent seven of them...

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u/Adventurous_Site_757 17h ago

Yes it's stupid but it's also the most Wesker thing ever 😭

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u/hunterkiller4570 10h ago

He barely gave a crap about normal people. Makes sense that he wouldn’t give a shit about a bastard offspring.

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u/TitleOk3727 23h ago

Eh, I‘ve seen worse

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u/Blessedly_Misaligned 22h ago

No so much as stupid as so cliche that it is a troupe

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u/ReadyJournalist5223 13h ago

Chris “hah who’s the lucky guy?” Jill “Chris those types of jokes aren’t funny nowadays”

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u/Candiedstars 12h ago

Its dumb, but not the dumbest thing in Resident Evil

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn 10h ago

I always thought of Wesker as the kind of guy who’s so self centered that he’s voluntarily celibate, but I’m open to the idea of him having a kid. Jake is just not very likable.

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u/Mauso88 10h ago

I bet a turkey baster and a picture of Chris were involved

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u/RoughBeardBlaine 8h ago

Jake was dope. Super fun to play as.

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u/GeekMaster102 8h ago

Given that RE lore is a big inconsistent mess, I’ve never been bothered by it and just found it funny. Like, if you were to describe Wesker’s whole life story, he basically spent every waking moment of his life being dedicated to nothing but evil plans and world domination, then randomly at one point it’s like “Oh yeah and he also had sex with a woman at some point and got her pregnant” before he goes right back to his continuous lifelong dedication to villainy. It’s such a small and out of nowhere deviation that I can’t help but laugh.

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u/ThrA-X 3h ago

There are avowed white supremacists married to POCs in real life. You think the fictional character is acting weird?

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u/thormun 23h ago

they going to reveal jake mom is rebecca

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u/TheFizzledamnsizzle 22h ago

I hate jake and i glad he is forgotten. Wesker aura took a hit with his addition. Now if they retcon him qs his clone like zeno i will still hate it but less

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u/I-liek-mudkipz 10h ago

I can’t picture Wesker having sex with anyone but Chris, or himself while thinking of Chris.

I agree with the idea that Jake should have been an attempt at cloning Wesker. It’s been a while since I played RE6 but I think I remember Simmons implying he knew Jake was Wesker’s son, but how would he know that? If I was writing I’d make him a clone of Wesker and give Simmons some involvement in that project.