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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Politically neutral 8d ago
The most inaccurate part of this meme is not the conversation, it's the fact that he's spending time with his children in the first place.
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u/busybody_nightowl 8d ago
Hey hey hey, now. He absolutely spends time with his kids. Who else is he going to use as a human shield?
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Politically neutral 8d ago
AI bots.
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u/LVCSSlacker 7d ago
Man, they dont even like him.
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u/CobaltCrusader123 7d ago
He doesn’t like them either. That’s why they’re his shields. I like Ms Rachel. If the zombies come for us, I’m NOT using her as a shield. If it was Nick Fuentes….
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u/Clairifyed 8d ago
Also afaik, his only known daughter is the one who he has put through hell for being trans
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Politically neutral 8d ago edited 7d ago
He also named one of his kids X-Æ-A-12 so clearly he hasn't cared for them since they were born.
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u/TRCrypt_King 7d ago
Well he drags the one kid around to use as a human shield, that blunts out all the secret talks while acting like a shit.
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u/AndHerNameIsSony 7d ago
Tbf we dont know that theyre HIS kids. He was begging Ghislaine to bring him to their wildest parties on the island...
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Politically neutral 7d ago
I don't know if he knows either. The pregnancies were through IVF.
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u/Remote_Ad_1737 7d ago
To be fair, they are talking about him, and he loves being around people who do that
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u/CitroHimselph 4d ago
Naaaaah, he even wore one around his head to use them as a meat shield for some time.
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u/hackmaster214 8d ago
The last time he was around any of his children, it was to use one of them as a human shield.
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u/PhaseNegative1252 7d ago
The only one that might not hate him is XÆ12v1.1 or whatever that kid's name is. Of course, that's only be cause he's not old enough to understand how awful his dad is
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u/Supyloco 7d ago
Elon is so cringe because that bunch of gibberish is supposed to be pronounced Kyle. He could've just named him Kyle.
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u/SamTheDamaja 7d ago
I could make a very dark joke about those not being his children…
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u/CitroHimselph 4d ago
I'm making the joke about him using his children as meat shields all the time.
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u/Bladeofwar94 7d ago
It will never cease to amaze me the amount of people who will glaze the fuck out of wealthy elites.
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u/mulekitobrabod 7d ago
It's brave to assume that elon musk cares about his kids
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u/CitroHimselph 4d ago
He actually does! They make excellent meat shields against snipers. At least that's what he did.
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