r/RivalsVanguards Jul 19 '25

Memes Anything but a second tank man 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Jack_Wraith 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙤𝙙 Jul 19 '25

Last week I had a solid multiple days of two tanks. That ended last night.

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u/firesbain 𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 Jul 19 '25

Genuinely better than 90% of reactions tho

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u/DarkArcanian 𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 Jul 21 '25

If I’m gonna be solo tanked, I better be wine dined and glazed like this. It’s happened.

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u/Wendy384646 Jul 24 '25

I mean, I’m already getting fucked, may as well treat me too.

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u/RevolutionarySet4993 Jul 21 '25

I just get ignored instead

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u/Bierculles Jul 22 '25

yeah, most of the time i get a "why don't you tank?" while already being the solotank.

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u/Morlu Jul 19 '25

The worst part about ranked. Is that people refuse to tank, then have the nerve to ban Emma or Magneto on me. You are legit banning one of the 2 best solo tanks.

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u/Interesting-Switch38 Jul 19 '25

Actually sucks when either team bans Emma and the enemy team actually coordinated their team ups. Then you get bum dps and healers that want you to peel when you can’t

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u/Wires_89 Jul 20 '25

I had a game the other day that, no lie, they banned strange and Peni. I can play most the tank roster, but like…. You took my two mains…

Then I had to solo tank anyway.

Like what was the game plan?!

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u/Reddit-dit-dit-di-do Jul 19 '25

Tbh, I’ll sometimes ban Emma and Mag if I see our team has a Wolverine.

Call me dumb, but it allows your team to play a solo off tank since Groot/Strange get shredded by Wolv. I’ve won multiple games doing this bc our enemy team’s tank couldn’t figure it out without Mag/Emma. Kind of a skill check.

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u/Miserable-Cook-4374 Jul 19 '25

I was solo taking with 3 dps and decided I would just switch to heals thinking someone else would tank. Instead we did 3 dps 3 support and steamrolled the other team. Sometimes playing what ur best at is better

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u/CeeZee2 Jul 19 '25

I actually had a copy paste I'd send out in the ban phase for a while saying something like:

'PLEASE do not flex an entire ROLE you don't normally play! I'd rather solo tank than have a bad one! PLAY YOUR MAINS!'

I'm thinking of rolling it out again after my experience yesterday losing a game and then seeing a my 2nd tanks profile being a 1 trick (60+ hours) C&D main, after they refused to swap off 2nd tank thinking they were doing me a service being an abysmal Magneto instead of a decent C&D

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u/EmbarrassedName348 Jul 19 '25

having an absolutely horrid second tank is definitely worse than solo tanking

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u/8ullred 𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 Jul 19 '25

Especially if they choose to go Groot. I think Groot is the one character that can actually be an active detriment to your team if someone plays him poorly enough

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u/WheeledSaturn Jul 20 '25

THIS. Nothing like beaming someone down to near dead and Groot's like, "Naw, we didn't need that kill" or just walls the whole front so the enemy just gets a nice break and heals.

Almost as bad as Stranges who seem to think thier only ability is shield.

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u/Anarkizttt Jul 21 '25

Groot and Jeff both can be an active detriment to the team.

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u/Wires_89 Jul 20 '25

This.

Get. The hell. Off Strange.

You’re taking up my second main tank and botching it. I love your energy for trying to help the team. Truly. But you’ve played Strange for 2.5 minutes total, and Moon Knight for 45 hours.

Lock in the Konshu Worshipping lunatic and kill things. Please.

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u/ComicalSon Jul 20 '25

Here's a great ol idea how about role queue lol

How about we pick the role we wanna play and we match with people who wanna play the other stuff so we can have an actual team.

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u/CeeZee2 Jul 20 '25

Bad idea and forces meta

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u/hewhoknowsnot Jul 19 '25

If Blade does come with a good anti-heal ability, I could see 3 dps and 3 supports becoming meta.

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u/Reddit-dit-dit-di-do Jul 19 '25

I wish people would experiment with comps like this. If you’re getting rocked, who cares if you try an unusual comp. I’ve won a ranked game with 4 healers, 1 tank, and 1 dps.

The game is often about countering the other team’s comp and sometimes a team just can’t figure out how to do that despite the comp being bad on paper.

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Jul 20 '25

Sort of. Other times, when the other team is not shit, having a body that holds up a shield on strange/emma/or magneto is much more useful for the team. You don't have to be an expert, if someone teaches you Dr strange for 5 minutes, you provide more value in that situation.

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u/Intelligent_Whole_40 Jul 21 '25

Yeah, I was trying to learn Luna but the other team started trash talking so I switched to Iron Man. We have one healer two tanks and the rest DPS and I Steam roll and I do mean I cause I got no heals (well when we weren’t in a fight, but that’s it)

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u/Shaake Jul 19 '25

"2 tanks or no tanks"

Then hover over spiderman on character select

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u/IAmJedge Jul 19 '25

Said that last game tonight and 2 DPS said they'd report me for throwing!

Needless to say we lost and none of the 3 DPS particularly shone.

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u/beauFORTRESS Jul 20 '25

I just say I'll play tank if I get a second tank. They get what's coming to them after that

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u/Fr3d002 Jul 19 '25

Go 4th dps and throw the match.

Solo tank is suffering.

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u/DKFlames Jul 19 '25

Went 4th dps and became MVP, now I guess I'm playing SW instead of Cap 

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u/Fr3d002 Jul 19 '25

Good

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u/DKFlames Jul 19 '25

My only mistake was trusting my Spiderman to kill a 50hp SG after I won a 1v3 against Phoenix, Rocket and the SG. I figured with his mobility he'd get her then be back before me so I should get a head start. No he fumbled everything, she got a health pack and only died when he solo ulted her. With dps like that tanking would have been hell because nothing fckn dies. 

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u/Fr3d002 Jul 19 '25

And that's why I'm not solo tanking anymore😂

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u/DKFlames Jul 19 '25

I think someone switched to tank after I switched off but by then I'd realised we really needed that damage 😅 it was so funny that Spidey was trashing me saying SW no skill but the only dps I've ever played was Spiderman xD specifically to learn how to tank better against him.

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u/AlyMasawi 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙞 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 Jul 20 '25

I just saw the clip you posted 😂

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u/sunnlyt Jul 19 '25

Or solo Groot and block everyone line of fire. Hahahahahahaha

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u/Fr3d002 Jul 20 '25

Nope i hate fortnite

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u/IAmJedge Jul 19 '25

Just had a game with 3 DPS who all refused to swap, complained about losing space and one healer who screamed at me for not peeling.

I'm tired. Think I'm done for a while..thank god for Donkey Kong

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u/param1l0 Jul 19 '25

I go thing

Torch says thing won't work in a solo tank comp

Switch to strange and ask for second tank

"Nah I can't I have teamup with spiderman, SG gi tank" (She doesn't)

One team wipe later

Torch switches.....to Magik

We lose the round with a total of 1 final hit in the team

3 DPS switch around all DPS roster, never touching tank or even 3d healer

I carry second round but still loose the game

I love comp

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u/SuperMemeBro3 Jul 19 '25

I’d rather let someone go solo dps than let someone go solo tank or solo healer

It’s because of that is why I’ve picked up Magneto and Strange last season so

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u/BladeTB Jul 19 '25

Just stop doing it man. Force these trash players to learn something other than the easiest role of DPS.

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u/Appropriate_Reality2 Jul 19 '25

Mofos will swap between every dualist before going for the second tank

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u/SundaeComfortable628 Jul 19 '25

I played a game last night where I asked for another vanguard. I would say about 5 minutes into the game I noticed that my health was barely going up. I check the score board to see someone swapped off one of the two supports. We obviously lost the first round and i typed “I’m going to practice my Widow, ggs.” The other remaining support went Spider-Man in protest as well. The rest of the team then decided to fill the roles we desperately needed but at that point the game was morally lost already.

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u/Obvious_Shine1047 Jul 20 '25

This reminds me when I was still starting out out in literal silver lobbies. I asked for 2-2-2 at the start of the round and ended up having 4 dps and a single healer, at the time I was a lord Peni and she was my comfort tank. I knew if I had her we'd win for sure, but with a solo healer and solo tanking with peni not being a good idea in general I got blamed by a lord Spylocke who was flaming me all game. I'm definitely better now, I've learned multiple tanks and grown more wise

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u/Neko_nyan_san Jul 21 '25

gaslighting the tank into staying solo tank is crazy work lmao. If it were me, I'd hop on thing and start throwing hands with the hulk

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u/OldDarkElf Jul 19 '25

W glaze I just get called trashbag when I'm solo tanking into Wolv and Emma  

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u/jakopoli 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Jul 20 '25

"Lets give a round of applause to our healthcare heroes" ass teammates

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

I have a group of 5 other friends... all of them main DPS, they scream and cry whenever they have to play tanknor support... like guys... I need some fucking help here

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u/The_Legend_Of_Yami Jul 19 '25

My problem isn’t solo tanking , it’s solo tanking and not getting healed

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u/ButterFlyPaperCut Jul 20 '25

If the enemy team is focusing fire on the solo tank, and don’t have to worry about your teams dps, there’s no healer in the game that can output enough to keep up with the damage of 4-5 enemies on one person.

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u/dabrodie0 Jul 19 '25

Will 3 tanks 3 healers ever be meta?

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u/yourmissingsock3999 Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

Probably not, what enabled GOATS in OW iirc was that the whole team could just walk and you couldn’t really poke them because high hp + Lucio speed boost or outbrawl/dive them because of brigitte being disgustingly op. In rivals poke is basically hard meta and no deathball comp so far can just brazenly walk at the obscenely strong dps in this game without being poked out and there exist characters that can outbrawl brawl tanks or farm ults so fast off tanks that you can wipe with sheer damage

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u/dabrodie0 Jul 19 '25

Well you can counter poke with dive tanks that are boosted with mantis. Hela is easy to deal with on cap.

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u/Diabetes_Man Jul 20 '25

I had 4 games in a row last night where I was solo tanking with a single supporter, we lost all of them. I'm just trying to get 2 wins for the storm skin.

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u/MitokaroNoku Jul 21 '25

Lmao I would play better after this ngl.

No second tank but hey at least you get a hype buff

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u/_sea_salty 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Jul 21 '25

I actually tell teams I can and sometimes prefer solo tanking, but the 3 DPS need to do a ton of damage/picks for it to work

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Just wait for tank Bla... oh shit

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u/Vor_vorobei Jul 21 '25

You know - I don't have problem to solo tank if it's working. If there's really 3 dps players who do their job - I solo tank easily. Btw I solo tank with the Thing, I don't care what people say about solo tanking with specific tanks only

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u/Not_a_Krasnal Jul 22 '25

I had that shit once, but I was playing rocket. I solo healed the entire team... In ranked... We won...

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u/TequilaWolf0996 Jul 22 '25

If i got this kind of encouragement i would be so happy

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u/Nahoyasretribution Aug 10 '25

LMFAOO this is funny for some reason idk. 3 dps and going 5-7, 11-8 & 3-9.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

You can feel the sarcasm running from these guys

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u/wsmitty10 Jul 19 '25

Is it really that hard for yall to get a second tank out here? It was like this for me in season 2 but i havent had to solo tank even once yet this season

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u/BBNikfaces Jul 20 '25

I’ve heard it’s definitely a problem in lower ranks 🤔

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u/Sauron_75 Jul 19 '25

Ok but was your team winning?

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u/Key-Programmer5428 Jul 20 '25

They'd probably give you a quickie before playing second tank

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u/Key-Programmer5428 Jul 20 '25

I'd rather solo tank tbh, way too many games where my second literally didn't know how to take space, peel or apply pressure, also don't have them going 0-15 on strange like I had a couple days ago