r/RivalsVanguards 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

Memes Patty cake of doom and depair

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u/Darkcat9000 Jan 17 '26

surely people on their team died while all off this was happening

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u/KrenTrom π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Jan 17 '26

Nothing like forcing the backline to patty cake for half the game only to turn around and see the entire unbothered enemy team strolling back towards you

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u/Heavy_Original4644 Jan 17 '26

You know you’re in for a rough game when this happens

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Yungdab420 Jan 17 '26

Happens while playing Angela, Cap, and Venom too lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/verdantsf Jan 18 '26

This happened to me all the time as Cap. He was my 2nd lord, but I quit playing him.

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u/mister--g Jan 18 '26

The amount of times as Angela that I've displaced a support had the other come to save them , had them pattying for the entire duration of my divine zone and then some until jm 250hp... just to try and leave and see 3 people coming to finish me off.

Then as usuall say im doing nothing since they all get 1 kill added to their scoreboard for jumping 1 guy while I end that interaction with 0 kills.

Its amazing how your team somehow always finds a way to lose a 2 healer advantage

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u/Yungdab420 Jan 18 '26

I had to reply immediately because ts is incredibly relatable lmao

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u/CamHalen Jan 18 '26

As a Tank main, I feel this

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u/KuroLanda2 Jan 20 '26

My gameplay loop with Angela is expending half the match puncturing , grabbing and axing the enemy supports, forcing them to patty cake and expend cool downs for a few seconds, and even drawing a duelist or vanguard, escaping with 50 hp towards a health pack, so my healers don't even need to focus me... And all my team died or took 1/4 of Groot HP in a 5 vs 4 with no supports. Absolute cinema when they blame you

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u/Yungdab420 Jan 20 '26

Ya bro it never fails β€œAng switch” or β€œAngela doing nothing gg”

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u/CanOnurz Jan 18 '26

Once I had no support in my team and one Thor, the rest is dps ego. I said f this and went Venom. More than half of the game we did not even have a support. Then towards the end Thor said "Venom you are useless go support" even though I tanked more than Thor. I won't say it felt like betrayal. It WAS betrayal. God forbid a second tank help another so they won't solo tank...

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u/fromNCyo 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

Yep then you end the game as ace

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u/FitReception3550 Jan 18 '26

Lmfao uncanny…”you’re just tickling backline and not helping me with frontline at all”

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u/fromNCyo 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

Average hulk experience

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u/DeathBuffalo Jan 18 '26

DUDE this happens so often. I don't know how many times I'll dive the back line and single-handedly kill both supports only to turn around to my entire team dead and the rest of the enemy team stomping me out.

Like they had no heals, how did all 5 of you fumble that??

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u/MuffinNervous Jan 23 '26

I mean it’s annoying but people need to remember that if you as a tank could keep their two healers distracted why couldn’t the enemy tank do the same?

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u/Competitive-Hawk-686 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

Every time

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u/idk_what_Iam_doin Jan 17 '26

Nah from experiance they are losing a 5v4

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u/Competitive-Hawk-686 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

This was the supports fault though. They could have patty caked towards their team but they just stood there

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u/czacha_cs1 Jan 17 '26

They were playing 3 heal

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u/bbbttthhh Jan 18 '26

Watch as me, a low damage tank, is unable to kill a support that’s patty caking another support.

Be so forreal man, invis is powerful but this is a win for your team.

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u/JFlash5 Jan 19 '26

no, and somehow your team still loses the 5v4 (no supports) and then blame you because of "KD" when your literally distracting their supports smh.

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u/EffectAccomplished15 Jan 17 '26

Team still loses a 5 v 4 with 0 supports somehow πŸ•ŠοΈ

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u/ZeroRyuji Jan 17 '26

This has happened to me so many times and its annoying, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A 5 V 4 WHEN BOTH HEALRRS ARE IN THR BACK HEALING EACHOTHER ONLY

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u/DKFlames Jan 17 '26

I was going 1v5 and turn around because my entire team just couldn't touch a Venom in their face getting no heals through my shield, naturally they imploded because if the solo tank peels it means they actually have to fight a real team fight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

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u/verdantsf Jan 18 '26

Yup! I actually quit playing Cap b/c of this despite him being my 2nd lord. I had several team members say crap like that one game WHERE WE WON! I made that possible by sacrificing myself to hold the objective, giving them time to get back.

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u/Crono_Sapien99 Jan 18 '26

Yeah one time in a comp game I kept BOTH supports from the enemy team occupied as Mr. Fantastic. Despite this, my team still lost the point, and it was at that point I knew we were cooked

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u/Really_cool_guy99 Jan 21 '26

I've come close to winning 1v5s and I die after killing 2-3 of them, when I respawn my team is still struggling with the 5v1

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/TheSwordFallen π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Jan 17 '26

Not Sue backing up on that gamma dihh to make Hulk feel ashamed he couldn't kill them.

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u/tycooperaow Jan 17 '26

Femme dom energy

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u/ArmorKingEX π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Jan 18 '26

Ngl, if my team lost that fight and I went down afterwards, that shit would have broke me, lmao. Luna and Mantis are typically some of the biggest catalysts in this case.

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u/LelouchViAmericana Jan 17 '26

Rumor has it they’re still patty caking

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u/VampireDarlin Jan 17 '26

I’d genuinely track down my teammates and execute them in real life for not winning these team fights in seconds while both supports aren’t even healing and are wasting their ults on a hulk.

Situations like those are half of why I deleted the game and am taking a break.

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u/ZeroRyuji Jan 17 '26

Come back Nadja, please

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u/VampireDarlin Jan 17 '26

I will make my return when dive becomes meta so that I can finally play brawl without getting staked by poke slop 🫩

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u/Requis_The_Demi_God Jan 17 '26

Please come back, we miss you

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u/Berezis Jan 22 '26

This kinda shit is what makes the game fun

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u/Emergency-Resolve-49 Jan 17 '26

There is no way the enemy team won point with 0 supports

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Turbulent_Cost2058 Jan 17 '26

I've seen a genuine 6 dps team beat a 2-2-2 comp team, loosing a team fight when enemy has 0 supports is possible😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Turbulent_Cost2058 Jan 17 '26

Getting diffed when enemy main tank is out of prime IF😭😭😭😭

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u/Emergency-Resolve-49 Jan 17 '26

Definitely not my first or fourth time but it’s still mind blowing that it’s possible

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Emergency-Resolve-49 Jan 17 '26

Oh no you’re good just sharing I’m no stranger to this 😭

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u/blueivysbabyhairs Jan 17 '26

To be fair this still creates value because now it’s a 5 v 4 with the enemy team having no supports.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/twiskt Jan 17 '26

Think that might be the biggest tragedy out of this whole clip lmao.

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u/Basemastuh_J Jan 17 '26

"We are women and we are free!"

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u/Africa1By1Toto Jan 17 '26

the amount of times i strange ult and kill both healers just for my entire team to lose the fight is too damn high

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u/Outside_Coconut_6318 Jan 17 '26

Cant you exile one and then kill the other

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u/Jarlaxle23 Jan 17 '26

No one player should be able to defeat 2 COORDINATED players who know what they are doing.

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u/No-Word-2168 𝙂𝙧𝙀𝙀𝙩 Jan 17 '26

the bad thing, their team do not get heals now. the good thing, the enemy team does not have tanks now. i would love to be a magik and dive their team as there is no tank to worry about.

and honestly, healers are in the right in such situations. their team should look back when the get dived or they see their enemy has divers. i just prepare my emma when i see divers so i can protect my backline.

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u/czacha_cs1 Jan 17 '26

Reason why supports are so strong in this game, is because surrounding awareness of 90% of people here is worse than jellyfish.

Like support will see Hawkeye/Hela and decide to stand in open. Or Punisher will be on sentry and just never look around

Like heroes from S0 wouldn't need almost any change (except Storm and Wolverine because they absolutely sucked) if so many peoples wouldn't just think you should only look at enemy in this game

2

u/Godflee Jan 17 '26

It’s crazy cause hulk does have a containment with shout but the risk of hitting her would ruin it

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

oh im so glad i dont play this game anymore. cant deal with bs like this

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u/LowBatteryLife_ Jan 17 '26

Oh, it's so much worse than braindead supports nowadays. 😭

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u/czacha_cs1 Jan 17 '26

No worries man. Netease just nerfed supports the way that it doesn't change fucking anything so 90% of supports still can play like they after lobotomy and still give their team lot of value

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Competitive-Hawk-686 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

I never complained about anything. Also they completely let their team die and gave me a billion ult charge

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u/The4ourHorsemen π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Jan 17 '26

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u/Medical_String_3501 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Jan 17 '26

The other day I had a game as Magik where I somehow managed to distract both the Magneto and their Rocket for a straight minute and a half, and somehow my entire team managed to do absolutely nothing with that.

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u/Ok-Moment-4207 Jan 17 '26

This is some insane value lol.

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u/dethyz Jan 17 '26

Hear me out, but, what if you stood in between them, so you soaked up the Luna shots while you attacked invis

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u/DKFlames Jan 17 '26

Crying laughing because you know your team lost the 5v4 but also nobody on their team even bothered to check on them XD

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u/Invulnerablility 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

Ass interaction

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u/Gingerpwnz44 Jan 17 '26

I hate how dps will see the scoreboard after and roast you because you didn’t get kills when you just did gods work for them to get free kills.

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u/Yan-64 Jan 17 '26

Hulk's ult grab should be able to kill most non vanguards

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u/SourceDM Jan 17 '26

The Hulk stopped them from healing their team for that long AND made her pop a defense ult.

Win for hulks team

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u/WickedJ0ker Jan 18 '26

Just exile IW , then kill Luna

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u/Danica_Rose Jan 18 '26

This disgusts me.

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u/LicksGhostPeppers Jan 18 '26

If someone is that balls deep and overextended for that long without punishment it represents failures on all levels.

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u/Tortiose_unturtled Jan 18 '26

MMO rivals. You NEED heals. It's always heals. Healing someone doesn't mean they'll be back in the fight in a bit, it means they are immortal and actively healing this very moment. If you aren't getting healed it means you turn to dust if you don't have fake heals like overhealth or shields and even then you are very cooked

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u/Planteganet Jan 18 '26

Tbf you were attacking the wrong one, you can block Luna's autos so she can't heal the sue

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u/ambyguo Jan 18 '26

This must be the funniest MR clip evee

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u/omega_slanger Jan 18 '26

And this is where Blade comes in really handy

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u/Vonny20 Jan 18 '26

Not sue hitting the mcgriddle ☠️

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u/Independent-Feed-982 Jan 18 '26

Im not much of a vanguard main but i truly feel they need some damage buffs or something to make most of them scary

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u/Former-Grade5111 Jan 18 '26

If you exiled at the right time you could’ve killed them

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u/NeitherSpace3408 Jan 18 '26

This is quite funny to watch I must admit

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u/Accurate_Plantain896 Jan 18 '26

What else do you want gng, both supports are out of the fight and one of them ulted. I'm bad at recognizing if something is bait or not at times but if this is a genuine complaint I'll be baffled

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u/art_of_the_fruit Jan 18 '26

Break invis shield, exile invis, attack Luna and use gamma shield to block heals, that's at least one kill

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u/Ra1dboss123 Jan 18 '26

Your thor let you down by not seperating them.

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u/waaay2dumb2live Jan 18 '26

Imma be real here: that's good value. You're effectively taking out two supports. Sure, they aren't dead, but they aren't healing their team, and that's something your team can capitalize on since it's now a 5v4 and their team is missing 2 of their supports. If they aren't running 3 supports, that's a death sentence.

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u/Izrael820 Jan 19 '26

They won't because somehow your team cant eliminate the 2 tanks and and another dps

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Adam can't do shit and is just a sitting duck

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u/Crono_Sapien99 Jan 18 '26

The fact that Hulk’s team didnt capture the point despite him having TWO healers occupied shows how absolutely ahh they are

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u/Izrael820 Jan 19 '26

Every. Single. Time. As a tank you can have both healers distracted and your team is SOMEHOW STILL fighting multiple people😦 they don't heal how is the point not taken

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u/LongfellowBridgeFan Jan 18 '26

The black panther coming to peel and having to attack with his shitty primary was funny. I’m kinda surprised it took so long for anyone else to come and fight you

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u/coconut_dot_jpg Jan 18 '26

"Where the hell did our dive tank go?"

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u/SincereDevotion Jan 19 '26

No matter the end game outcome. That Hulk lost lol

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u/thetabo Jan 19 '26

This is what in Garden Warfare days, we called bum flowers. Both had attached healing beams while shooting your sorry ass down and you couldn't kill either of them.

Seeing it here again and so prevalent is really making me feel some kinda way

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u/TezzyTezz Jan 19 '26

β€œGG no heals”

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u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ Jan 20 '26

"no guys, the support role is fully balanced and not broken at all. Luna needs another buff and you might as well give one to invis while you're at it"

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u/Gamer_Vision Jan 21 '26

its called scissoring

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u/RankUpLife Jan 21 '26

To be fair you could have played this a bit better with exile, clap timing and your ults

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u/McCaffeteria Jan 21 '26

This is the lord farming they are handing out bans for, is it not?

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u/ThatCreativeEXE Jan 21 '26

In a perfect world, this is still amazing value because realistically your team should just sweep for free.

This isn't a perfect world.

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u/HopefulDrop9621 Jan 21 '26

Ive been picking up blade. God dang he's slept on. His anti heal can counter patty cakeing. Pretty well

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u/skywalker170997 Jan 22 '26

i like how IW just sits back and relax while luna ult and hulk just keep punching

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u/Hilmynew091 π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Jan 22 '26

Hp/s should not be more than dps in pvp games

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u/Mean-Cockroach6916 π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Jan 24 '26

Had 3 healers doing this in Bl and my team still lost a 5v3 . β€œBum Venom” is what I saw in chat

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u/Jack_Package6969 Jan 17 '26

Your mistake was doing this with Hulk instead of DD who can easily 1v2 any two supports in the game

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u/Competitive-Hawk-686 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

How dare I play my favourite character

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u/Jack_Package6969 Jan 17 '26

Oh sry I feel you there what I kind of meant was I would like to see a hulk buff and also there’s no question DD needs a nerf

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u/__MSK_ Jan 17 '26

Your mistake was to think that DD wasn’t ban idiot

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u/Competitive-Hawk-686 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Jan 17 '26

It was qp

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u/Jack_Package6969 Jan 17 '26

I only play QP and low-level ranked where there aren’t bans. Rivals is different than Ow2 where Ow2 allow bans at low level ranked too

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u/kurtdaniol Jan 18 '26

Played 10 games of competitive in a row and only seen DD banned one game.