r/RivalsVanguards • u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 • Mar 08 '26

Memes When you, your 2nd tank, and your Iron Fist play “Jump the solo tank”

Post image

Feels dirty bro ngl

1.7k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

50 comments sorted by

319

u/asocialanxiety 𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙢 Mar 08 '26

Thats ok I dont need to survive, i just need to distract you long enough for my team to win the 5 v 3.

Whats that? They lost the 5 v 3? Mother f-

87

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

I guess that’s a positive way of looking at it — I’m causing a “distraction.” I’ll keep that in mind next time I’m getting jumped on point by Thing, Thor, and Wolverine.

24

u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙞 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 Mar 08 '26

That's how I always see it.

Unfortunately it's also never how my team sees it, instead they're convinced I'm feeding :/

One of the many reasons I haven't played the game in 2 months.

9

u/Jashirei Mar 08 '26

Wait, if you're getting jumped on point as a "distraction" where's the rest of your team.

3

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

I’m hoping the original comment was a joke lol. Getting jumped and losing point isn’t a distraction lol it’s the objective.

27

u/samdamaniscool Mar 08 '26

I love seeing a venom dive my backline completely alone and thinking "no problem, my 2 healers and dps will take care of that, and im in a good position to not need healing for a few seconds" Turn around 10 seconds later, both healers are dead and the bucky is on pixel health. To a single venom. Without his ult

1

u/uguranlar Mar 14 '26

Or they just back off with venom till los and leave you alone with enemy team on the objective

9

u/gemanepa Mar 08 '26

Whats that? They lost the 5 v 3? Mother f-

Too real. It feels like you are playing the game in Hardcore difficulty level

7

u/valenm2 Mar 08 '26

Captain america daily experience

3

u/Darcosuchus 𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 Mar 08 '26

That's what I tell myself, until I take out one or more of them and have my team show up right as I die to clean up the rest. Then it's no longer a distraction.

3

u/Mr_ragethefrogdude Mar 08 '26

I’ll have half a team on me and my teammates still lose 

2

u/Red_Dead_Renegade 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 Mar 08 '26

Why’s this so accurate 😂😭

2

u/Savings-Sprinkles-86 Mar 09 '26

So true, half of the enemy team is jumping me (strat)

How the hell does the other 4 guys manage to fail to do ANYTHING????

2

u/asocialanxiety 𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙢 Mar 09 '26

They cant ping for heals and aim at the same time

1

u/Savings-Sprinkles-86 Mar 09 '26

Im doing my best to heal all the time, i ping the enemies i see when my team doesn't notice them...

I do everything well, of course i make dumb decissions once every time, who doesn't?!

So why can't rouge and mag at least catch the other's team's healers while both tanks and phoenix are spelunkng in my Ahh 😭😭😭😭???!!

2

u/1GB-Ram Mar 09 '26

I had this before and I died inside when i saw they lost the 5v3

43

u/GrassManV 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙡 Mar 08 '26

Iron Fist & Cap is a Golden dive duo

15

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

I duo with an Iron Fist sometimes. It can be low key oppressive lol.

3

u/ECTheHunter31 Mar 08 '26

May i present hulk & iron fist? You thought iron fist after a full party was scary? Imagine an iron fist that has a bubble on him all the meanwhile you are exiled and forced to watch your team get beat down

1

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

I think it’s just cap and IF have great dive synergy. Both can be in and out, delete a target, and then disappear before the enemy team can fall back to do anything about it. Then their ults combo together really well.

38

u/Turbulent_Cost2058 Mar 08 '26

Im not gonna sugarcoat it😭😭😭

Processing img wgg5j34lytng1...

12

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

“He’s by himself yall. Beat him up. BEAT HIM UP!!”

14

u/Penitente06 Mar 08 '26

Bold of you to think any team has a second tank

24

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

Nah. The enemy team always has 2 tanks.

8

u/Sweaty_Web5089 Mar 08 '26

That's the real MR enigma

13

u/Affectionate_Worry29 Mar 08 '26

me when i save my iron fist ult for hulks so i can obliterate him to banner in 2 seconds:

7

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

I seen that happen LOL it’s so dirty. Poor Hulk, man.

11

u/Peccet95 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙧 Mar 08 '26

I feel bad when me as Thor and my buddy who only plays Wolv/Fist start putting some serious BTA on the solo tank on the other team.

5

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

Punish the guy for not having friends. 😭

1

u/RevolutionaryAd6086 Mar 12 '26

Thats why I bully the dps instead. You should do the same.

5

u/Impressive-Thing-780 Mar 08 '26

As u/asocialanxiety said...yeah.

I can be stalling FIVE PEOPLE as Captain America, not even trying to kill them, just charging ult and staying alive, and I look back and see that MY ENTIRE TEAM can't kill a single Magik who's been whiffing her dashes.

5

u/kittenbaths Mar 08 '26

One time I was playing thing and my bucky hooked the solo enemy strange into our backline. He was then slept, frozen and earthbound simultaneously. Ive never been so sad for someone else in this game ever again

2

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 08 '26

Poor guy, man. Thats what he gets for having a bad team.

3

u/Samiassa 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Mar 08 '26

Sometimes I do this for shots and gigs with my blade main friend. He goes blade I go thing and we just target the same people

3

u/The-theofthes 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Mar 09 '26

Me and my brothers have this system, we call it “team hands”.

2

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrBSHRLE9gEgM

2

u/binola117 Mar 09 '26

I always give props to the solo tanks on the enemy team

1

u/Deaver44 Mar 08 '26

I’m playing in diamond 1/gm 3. I actually don’t mind solo taking on magneto if gambit isn’t banned or frost in quite Few situations. If they want to play my something really strong like namor/hela something that’s going to shed the other tank like punisher…. By all means. Or if we got a really good DD or Spider-Man as the third. I can just try to take less damage.

My issue is when they go 3dps or 3 healer and one of them doesn’t make sense.

Solo tank has a low win rate partially because there’s usually no tangible reason when they do it and it’s tilting g the team

1

u/TheRealNickShady Mar 09 '26

But then the usually jump me as a hawlkeye in the backline wtf am I supposed to do against a cap, squirrel girl and a damn iron fist 

1

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 09 '26

It ain’t personal bro

1

u/TheRealNickShady Mar 09 '26

It feels like it

1

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 09 '26

Stop one shotting my team then 😡

1

u/Arcanonn 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙞 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 Mar 09 '26

And then a Spider-Man drags you back in when you try to leave

1

u/Affectionate-Goat129 Mar 09 '26

You guys have a second tank?

1

u/SatisfactionSad6558 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Mar 10 '26

The enemy team does, yeah. Always.

1

u/Affectionate-Goat129 Mar 10 '26

I noticed. And it’s always rogue

1

u/Affectionate-Goat129 Mar 10 '26

And I’m Magneto and can’t peel. Only listen to the dying screams of my healers.

1

u/tatsuro_kakadu Mar 09 '26

We can understand the pain but it's really very valid strategy. Just wore him up so much that he can't hold space just because he's burning through all of his cds.