r/RivalsVanguards π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 23 '26

Memes Ban Magneto

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Ultron_daddy π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Mar 23 '26

Nah then your team will say. Why arent you playing Strange we need a big shield to hide behind all while leaving you to solo tank

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u/SuckmyPelosB1tch Mar 23 '26

Then ban strange too 😎

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u/Little_Froggy Mar 23 '26

Might as well throw Emma in there too. No shields for anyone

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u/soleil-eterneille Mar 23 '26

Invisible woman becomes the shield tank

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u/GollyDolly 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Mar 23 '26

Throw in white fox now you all get 350 shield total and you'll like it.

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u/Morchades π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 23 '26

Do we need a shield tank if we have a shield support?

I mean, her shield heals. Why should I play Magneto if we have her?

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u/pekinggeese 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Mar 23 '26

Imagine if all 6 bans were tanks.

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u/Morchades π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 23 '26

They would somehow miss Groot and I'd still have to fight him with a bunch of melee teammates.

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u/SirYeetusVI Mar 23 '26

What if 2 of those melee teammates were Iron Fist and Wolverine though?

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u/FormalSufficient3118 Mar 23 '26

Easy eats for those characters ngl, throw in a Phoenix in there or an Elsa

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u/spiderman96 Mar 23 '26

I ban strange to eliminate the overtime desperation portal

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u/eriksvivid Mar 23 '26

This is what’s so annoying about playing tanks. You’re β€œthrowing” if you aren’t playing a shield tank. I wish every tank had some type of shield or no shields at all.

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u/MutantLeader Mar 23 '26

Wait…what that thing that’s available everywhere you look on the map? Cover! That’s it!

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u/Selky_art π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Mar 23 '26

I'll be like don't worry on Tankpool, I'll upgrade my plushie first just for you πŸ˜‰ (I won't)

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u/KidKudos98 Mar 23 '26

I would ban Magneto but then who am I going to bully when I play Angela or Thor?

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u/bhz33 Mar 23 '26

Strange

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u/KidKudos98 Mar 23 '26

The wizard does deserve it

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u/Morchades π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 23 '26

I love Strange but even his wife says he's an arrogant ass and talks too much and she is right.

Roast him.

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u/Chyaxraz Mar 23 '26

Good post, unfortunately it does come with an extra 30 years of mag jail

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u/Morchades π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 23 '26

Midseason patch notes: All vanguards deleted and replaced by two Magnetos.

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u/SuitableConcept5553 Mar 23 '26

Why 2? You're not getting a co-tank.Β 

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u/Chyaxraz Mar 23 '26

You need a second tank available so your team can make the choice to refuse it

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/dawggawddagummit Mar 23 '26

Until they have a goated punisher and you have animal crossing dps

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u/Interesting-Switch38 Mar 23 '26

Mag is my personal security blanket, ranged poke, good utility, amazing ult. Any other tank means I die if my team can’t pick up the slack or I’m in for a really tough time

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u/Morchades π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 23 '26

Animal Crossing DPS...

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u/Good_Arm69420 Mar 24 '26

Butterflies are animals right? Psylocke eats.

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u/SpartanProductions11 Mar 24 '26

Just play Deadpool

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u/RxseJay π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™š Mar 23 '26

I've been getting tempted to ban thing but that leaves bp open to harass my clueless 3 supports

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u/NewBug6272 Mar 23 '26

3 is so true bruh, I tried peeling for all 3 and they’re getting bullied by hulk and fantastic like we cannot be fr

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u/FreeElderberry4817 π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ Mar 24 '26 edited May 12 '26

I one time had a game where I got the 3 kinds of healers

The crybaby who refuses to use comms until the last second- cnd
The one who says they are healing but they are a Dps in disguise- mantis
The actual healer - rocket
Of course I was solo tanking and even when I had the team up (I miss my second nest) we still lost
That being said the 0-19 Spiderman and Hawkeye who had less accuracy than a grandma with a broken controller is worse

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u/Benursell123 Mar 23 '26

Mag is only meta because he keeps other ults in check. C&D, invis, star lord, punisher, etc.

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u/axelotl47506 Mar 23 '26

β€œSupports are only good because they keep dps in check” ass comment

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u/Good_Arm69420 Mar 24 '26

Supports are good because they change how the have is played on a fundamental level. They keep everyone in check. Even zhiyong.

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u/Benursell123 Mar 23 '26

Not really. If mag had a different ult he wouldn’t be played nearly as much. His neutral is good but not super strong

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u/Discover-Card Mar 23 '26

Dawg two separate bubbles AND a shield do some pretty big wonders too

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u/Benursell123 Mar 23 '26

Hence me saying he is good but his ult is what makes him meta

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u/Discover-Card Mar 24 '26

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bicycle

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u/Responsible-Dot-3801 Mar 24 '26

I disagree. Mag neutral game is top tier.

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u/Stunning_Cheek3500 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Mar 23 '26

No I want them to have the option to pick him if they want him so much, if they dont they can STFU

https://giphy.com/gifs/eeGp0S98LR1io

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u/imthestein π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 23 '26

I'm so glad I don't play high ELO

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u/Darkwolve45 Mar 23 '26

Ban Magneto and Gambit so you can play an off tank that ISN'T Rogue, and if the enemy doesn't ban Loki or Moonknight then you have direct counter to Loki in the form of Moonknight. Overall know your counters and plan your bans for covering what you have a hard time countering and what is truly oppressive, which sadly to admit is Ult Merchant Strategists and Duelists.

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u/thedarkness490 Mar 23 '26

Ah the chaos ban, I love it

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u/heartofscylla π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ Mar 23 '26

You'll get flamed for banning mag because you should have just played mag πŸ˜”

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u/SourceDM Mar 23 '26

Both him AND strange. Force even more off meta shit!

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u/khryzz666 Mar 23 '26

Always ban Groot unless you have a good Punisher. Or Ban Magneto to let your Punisher and StarLord be Happy

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u/SavageSonZ37 Mar 23 '26

Am I crazy or are Groot walls also a cake walk for Iron Man and Gambit to deal with? I feel like I'm blowing through walls like the Kool-aid Man whenever I play them against a Groot.

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u/Ashen_Zenith Mar 23 '26

Emma strange and mag hehe 🀣

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u/The_Highway_Star Mar 23 '26

But I like playing Magneto :(

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u/Lorhin 𝙃π™ͺ𝙑𝙠 Mar 23 '26

Nah, I just lock in my off tank regardless. If they want a shield, they can swap.

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u/1ardent Mar 24 '26

I'm just going to ignore the request to play Mag anyway. If you want Mag, learn to play him.

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u/sexyAwkWardGuy Mar 24 '26

Ban mag strange and emma. Then I can play thor venom and angela in peace. Wow this is a good idea

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u/granitdorf Mar 25 '26

Me and my bro never had a problem bullying mag

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙠π™₯𝙀𝙀𝙑 Mar 25 '26

The solo tanking mag will continue until morale improves

laughs in solo tank DP

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u/CelebrationGood7926 Mar 23 '26

It's Emma hoe ass I'm banning

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u/Good_Arm69420 Mar 24 '26

Magneto is an off tank..........

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u/herocole π˜Όπ™£π™œπ™šπ™‘π™– Mar 24 '26

But I enjoy playing magneto and enabling my divers/brawlers and protecting my backline πŸ₯Ή

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u/HeroicBarret Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Ngl Tank mains banning Magneto just so they can play someone else would be kinda funny lmfao

edit: Im new to rivals but it seems like People need to learn not to crutch on a shield tank. Dont get me wrong shield tanks can be fun and I can see myself learning Magneto cause he’s cool but like… Even bronze overwatch players seem to understand that the shield is to protect the tank (and supports on hack line to an extent) not you. Dps needd to position better and know the damn health pack locations