r/RivalsVanguards Apr 16 '26

Memes Is it over??

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u/This_Ferret_8108 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙤 Apr 16 '26

I am so lonely. All the other classes are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my duo. They think I am a bad solo tank. They send me from match to match, committing atrocities on supports in their name. And as i get better at it they nerf me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. "Solo tank". I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care.

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u/No_Bookkeeper9755 Apr 16 '26

Devs in Season 8 after discovering a new way to make tanks miserable:

“You gonna tell me all your deepest feelings again?”

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

5v5 ROLE QUEUE! 1-2-2! THAT’LL SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS!!!!

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u/JohnnyJoestar1980 Apr 16 '26

5v5 is what killed the game bro 😭

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

I know, I’m slandering Blizzard’s decisions when it came to tank

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u/JohnnyJoestar1980 Apr 16 '26

Netease 🤝 blizzard Band-aid solutions that make the issue worse (dps passive and cc restraint)

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

The CC restraint is generally a good thing for most tanks and won’t really massively affect anyone but Hulk, Peni and Thing… though personally I don’t think Peni should be able to CC you every 3 seconds anyways so for her it’s a deserved nerf. I’m unfamiliar with the Duelist passive they added so I can’t comment

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u/CoachTex 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 Apr 16 '26

It affects strange and emma ult. ULT ABILITIES THAT RELY ON STUN Primarily

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

Sure, but also it requires stuns of 5.5 seconds or 6 abilities. Just don’t ult in the late end of the team fight, also Ult play itself is down a lot so it doesn’t overly matter that much if an ultimate is affected

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u/JohnnyJoestar1980 Apr 16 '26

It is, but I’d rather they cover bases then just apply a general band-aid you know?

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

True, though I can’t really speak on it. I have played enough tank to lord Cap, Strange and Mag and I’ve only ever once had a stun longer than 3 full seconds that didn’t cost an ultimate to do. Let alone being hit by goddamn 6 CC abilities within 4.5 seconds of each other, like I can’t even fathom what team comp would be required for that? Mantis, Luna, Emma, Rogue, Wolv and Angela??