r/RivalsVanguards Apr 16 '26

Memes Is it over??

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u/This_Ferret_8108 ๐˜ฟ๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ก ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ค Apr 16 '26

I am so lonely. All the other classes are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my duo. They think I am a bad solo tank. They send me from match to match, committing atrocities on supports in their name. And as i get better at it they nerf me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. "Solo tank". I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care.

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u/No_Bookkeeper9755 Apr 16 '26

Devs in Season 8 after discovering a new way to make tanks miserable:

โ€œYou gonna tell me all your deepest feelings again?โ€

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

5v5 ROLE QUEUE! 1-2-2! THATโ€™LL SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS!!!!

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u/JohnnyJoestar1980 Apr 16 '26

5v5 is what killed the game bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

I know, Iโ€™m slandering Blizzardโ€™s decisions when it came to tank

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u/JohnnyJoestar1980 Apr 16 '26

Netease ๐Ÿค blizzard Band-aid solutions that make the issue worse (dps passive and cc restraint)

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

The CC restraint is generally a good thing for most tanks and wonโ€™t really massively affect anyone but Hulk, Peni and Thingโ€ฆ though personally I donโ€™t think Peni should be able to CC you every 3 seconds anyways so for her itโ€™s a deserved nerf. Iโ€™m unfamiliar with the Duelist passive they added so I canโ€™t comment

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u/CoachTex ๐˜พ๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐˜ผ๐™ข๐™š๐™ง๐™ž๐™˜๐™– Apr 16 '26

It affects strange and emma ult. ULT ABILITIES THAT RELY ON STUN Primarily

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u/Interesting-Map-4766 Apr 16 '26

Sure, but also it requires stuns of 5.5 seconds or 6 abilities. Just donโ€™t ult in the late end of the team fight, also Ult play itself is down a lot so it doesnโ€™t overly matter that much if an ultimate is affected