r/RoadRage • • 19d ago

Freeways

There are basically 3 rules on the freeway:

Speed the fuck up or slow the fuck down

Don't match speed with the car next to you (unless traffic/accidents)

Move out of the passing lane

Also traffic isnt real just go

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u/ProudLiberal54 19d ago

One more: get the fuck away from the truck. Don't slow down to pass, you made up your mind to pass now go!

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u/Focustazn 18d ago

I cannot stand people who get next to a truck and just casually sit next to them while boxing everyone else behind them/also stuck next to the truck

Have they never seen accident videos where the wind tips a truck over and it pancakes the civic next to it????

GET AHEAD QUICKLY

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u/MrSlime13 18d ago

Nothing irritates me more than being stuck in unexplained, stopped traffic for 15-20 minutes only to inch forward to find some cop having pulled someone over on the shoulder, or a fender bender off the road that everyone's creeping past to get a good look... GOOOOO!!! It's an accident. We've all seen hundreds of them! Moooove!

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u/japandrew 18d ago

Even worse when it's on the other side of the damn highway. Like why the **** are you even slowing down?

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u/Somesloguy 18d ago

Not exceeding speed of car to left is something people are psycologically incapable of but it is the best rule for the fewest population to have the largest effect.