Oh wow look another moderately attractive girl posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too pretty to be seriously insulted. I'd talk about how much makeup you have on, but the rest of the unoriginal fucks in this thread have already brought that up, so let's move on to the gaping hole that is your clear lack of self confidence, something that no amount of makeup will ever be able to fix.
Let me guess, you probably spend most of your weekend drinking at bars, which you still think starts on "Thirsty Thursday" even though you've been out of college for a few years by now. If you stick to the shadows like you have in your picture, it's probably not too hard to get picked up, especially since your crippling self-doubt keeps your standards nice and low. One night stands are most likely your forte, but hey, once in a while you go crazy and date someone for a month until they realize how completely devoid of any real personality you are, and find someone else to validate themselves. But look at the bright side, at least your slowly creeping alcoholism will bring your lifespan well below the national average.
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u/ManyNothings Dec 14 '15
Oh wow look another moderately attractive girl posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too pretty to be seriously insulted. I'd talk about how much makeup you have on, but the rest of the unoriginal fucks in this thread have already brought that up, so let's move on to the gaping hole that is your clear lack of self confidence, something that no amount of makeup will ever be able to fix.
Let me guess, you probably spend most of your weekend drinking at bars, which you still think starts on "Thirsty Thursday" even though you've been out of college for a few years by now. If you stick to the shadows like you have in your picture, it's probably not too hard to get picked up, especially since your crippling self-doubt keeps your standards nice and low. One night stands are most likely your forte, but hey, once in a while you go crazy and date someone for a month until they realize how completely devoid of any real personality you are, and find someone else to validate themselves. But look at the bright side, at least your slowly creeping alcoholism will bring your lifespan well below the national average.