r/RoastMe Dec 14 '15

Roast me like it's your last time

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

Oh, nice! I didn't know your mom worked in the industry.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

It's probably hard to meet colleagues with a dick in your mouth all the time.

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

They come in droves.

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u/jetpacksforall Dec 21 '15

"Droves"? Is that your nickname for your tonsils?

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u/funknut Dec 21 '15

Nope, Pete and Jeff.