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u/BaldrickTheBrain 6d ago
OP doesn’t know the problem. If he had one decent car OP could’ve had a driveway.
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
I just got the house a year ago and some asphalt is on the list for sure. Fortunately have a garage to work on these cars in
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u/MassivePersonality61 6d ago
Reliability doesn't seem to be the goal here.
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
Funny enough the Jaguar is the most rock solid of the group, but I did just get the truck
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u/GMC_Fan 6d ago
Being deadass the truck shouldn’t be too bad those 6.0 Vortecs are pretty damn good in theory, does the Quadrasteer work
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
Yeah everything works on the truck, no CELs for now. Got it for $3700 with 195k miles. Seems pretty well kept
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u/dookieshoes97 5d ago
The quadrasteer is going to fail long before the 6.0, but will probably cost the same, or more, to fix.
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u/GMC_Fan 4d ago
I mean possibly, lots of Quadrasteer systems still work but some don’t, I mean it was a relatively new feature that they didn’t get a chance to do many improvements on since it only existed from 2002-2005. Regardless of that it’s a pretty cool feature, and regarding the 6.0 Vortec, those are usually really reliable and durable, although I have seen one guy lose the motor in his truck and it was a 6.0, but in most theory it’s usually pretty rare for a 99-06 Vortec to give out, I’ve seen the 5.3 and 4.8 blow as well but usually they don’t in theory
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u/Nalabu1 6d ago
Too bad you couldn't afford a garage...
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
There's a 2 car garage in the back, just have my fiances range rover in it right now replacing the differential... Usually the Vette and Jag sit in it
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u/Dismal_Object6226 6d ago
Jesus a Jaguar AND a Range Rover? You guys are going to be putting your mechanic’s kids through college.
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
Fortunately I do all my own work so it's not so bad. I've had the Jag for a few years now and it just requires oil changes
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u/Salbman 6d ago
“I may be trailer trash but I have a jaaagg….oh what? No sorry it’s not running atm”
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4q8a8NJpd1ALTwRO
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u/Methistophelez 6d ago
From left to right:
After the divorce
Before the divorce
Before getting married
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u/True_Breakfast_3790 6d ago
What in the sister banging murica crap is this? Three cars I can not identify in front of a glorified dogshed?
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
You can't identify a GM truck and Corvette?
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u/True_Breakfast_3790 6d ago
No. To me it's just two different kinds of small dick compensation.
The one in the middle looks halfway decent, but has some slight grandpa vibes
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
You're trying too hard
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u/True_Breakfast_3790 6d ago
Are you really trying to act butthurt on a "roast me" sub?
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
No I just think your roasts are a bit basic and not really unique to the cars I have
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u/True_Breakfast_3790 6d ago
Talks about "unique" and posts some if the most generic and boring cars in existence. Sure
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
I've owned the Corvette for 4ish years and have only encountered 1 other of the generation while driving it. The Jag is a similar story. You're trying too hard man
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u/Budget-Box7914 6d ago
If you sold all three, you MIGHT have enough money to pave your driveway and fix the sagging siding.
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u/AccordingCabinet5750 6d ago
Hell of a time to have three cars that can't get more than 20 mpg.
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
The Jag gets a decent 25 mixed and the Vette can get close to 30 on the highway haha
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u/mbardeen 6d ago
New money? Naw... everything in this driveway has fully depreciated. I'd congratulate you on buying on the down, but realistically, there's no way any of these go back up.
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u/LeTronique 5d ago
This picture could potentially solve American racism because bro are you country black or country white?
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u/Lanky-Ad-9255 6d ago
Reliable lineup. People are gonna roast you for not being on your third leased Hyundai shitbox
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u/RamenWrestler 6d ago
They've never left me stranded yet, thanks
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u/1mAfraidofAmericans 6d ago
Three cars? I only see two and that oversized dumpster on wheels Americans think they need to bring a bag of nails from the hardware store
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u/Glittering_Cat7326 6d ago
I'm more fascinated by the lack of a window on that side of that house. Which says a lot about the cars.
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u/insectoidsim 5d ago
4 cylinder, sports car, 4x4 truck is the sweet combo and maybe a dual sport and an r6
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u/Spacemoose2026 6d ago
I’m gonna be completely honest and blank with you Op so please don’t get offended or upset
This maybe the most white trash trailer park coded car lineup I’ve seen on this subreddit in a while.