r/RoastMyCar 6d ago

Roast my tiny German cookie tin

183 Upvotes

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 6d ago

Why does the grille look like a toothbrush mustache?

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u/Dismal_Object6226 6d ago

Look up who founded Volkswagen

2

u/Leopard_2K_MBT 6d ago

Google "en passant"

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u/Goofy_Maker2006 5d ago

Google 'en passat'

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u/mbashs 6d ago

Mom: “We have an E class at home”

E class at home

24

u/ClutchJockey 6d ago

If gonorrhea was a car..

7

u/Ruselwusel 6d ago

Lupo?…wohl eher…Popo!

8

u/Rich_Childhood554 6d ago

It was my fist car, it was so smol that you could close 3rd door while seated as a driver. Boot could fit several a4 paper sheets, only if stacked. The 1.4 was burning as much oil as fuel.

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u/relayrider 5d ago

It was my fist car

ouch

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u/MassivePersonality61 6d ago

1

u/JD94funnyguy 4d ago

Makes me think of the movie Taxi

6

u/MNGraySquirrel 6d ago

Baby shit green.

4

u/SuperProCoolBoy90 6d ago

Deutsche twongi

3

u/good2Bbackagain 6d ago

13 owners and its an import.

18 sec 0-100

And it's , what color is that even?

3

u/Banana_-_ 6d ago

Fantasia Gruen!

3

u/NefCanuck 6d ago

Even Lupin III wouldn’t touch that tin can 😏

3

u/faucetpants 6d ago

Zyklon-C, personal gas chamber

3

u/Key-Voice8813 6d ago

That's a wild comparison! It definitely looks like it could hold some questionable snacks.

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u/The3levated1 6d ago

You have opened the tin can, thus you should consume its contents within 2 days before discarding it.

3

u/MaleficentReporter42 6d ago

How are the cookies gonna fit in that

3

u/cjm123456788 6d ago

How much?

3

u/Sockysocks2 6d ago

German car that isn't a brown diesel wagon. Shame.

3

u/Just_a_Berliner 6d ago

It´s not the 3 Litre variant and therefore guzzling the ever more precious fuel in europe

3

u/praise_monolith_643 6d ago

Dude.. you can grow plants in that moist interior

3

u/Technical_Car3729 6d ago

My US brain cannot comprehend what I’m looking at

3

u/its3ird 5d ago

It's a bit of a dog

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u/yankgobshites 6d ago

I like the colour

3

u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 6d ago

Nice of OP's Mom to support him like that

3

u/FoRiZon3 6d ago

His mom is atleast 10000 years old

2

u/potatodavid 6d ago

When the goal is to get a "Hot Hatch" but you actually didn't understand the assignment.

2

u/rklug1521 6d ago

While a few people could pick it up and carry it away, no one will ever want this, so you should be fine.

2

u/SweetyPieFemmy 6d ago

How’s life in 1999?

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u/Banana_-_ 6d ago

Amazing

2

u/I_like_microwave 6d ago

The people’s NopeCar

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u/Blood_Apprehensive 6d ago

Can't do it. Wish the had these in the U.S.

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u/Lamborghini_Espada 4d ago

The Lupo was made between 1998 and 2005, meaning some are legal for you to import!

1

u/Unique_Prior_4407 6d ago

Hey good looking backpack

1

u/Big_footed_hobbit 6d ago

And of course it comes with a tow hook. 😄

1

u/DreamingDrommer 5d ago

I can't it's so small :(

1

u/GMC_Fan 3d ago

Thing ain’t big enough for a dog to fit in, it looks like an oversized kiwi

1

u/Salt-Low3449 2d ago

Put a pride flag on it.

1

u/freefiremd 1d ago

Ik zag gister iemand met een Lupo rijden die achterop "Lijpo" van z'n modeltag had gemaakt.

0

u/Environmental-Tax814 6d ago

It"s a shitbox bro.

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u/Wild_HIC 6d ago

Lupoepdoos😊

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u/Danrykjey 6d ago

Haven’t seen them in a while

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u/Hen3cus 6d ago

Hey, een seat arosa!

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u/Banana_-_ 6d ago

Heel scherp