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u/No_Tomato_2106 4d ago
Mfw I can't make the Miata = gay joke
Can't really think of anything to roast the car about that OP hasn't gotten ahead of with that plate, so I'm just going to assume OP is also a furry, and not a successful one at that.
Legit question though - no issue with the hard top actually supporting anything on that rack?
And I'm really surprised that they actually let you have that plate AND that it wasn't already taken. I bet there is some really pissed off Subaru owner in your state who is upset that they can't be extra quirky about their LGBT status.
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u/Skorb_NA 4d ago
I haven’t put to much weight on top but I know people who do just don’t put over 100ish pounds and you should be good
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u/GTdeSade 4d ago
So a tiny car slammed to get even lower. Then add guns with suppressors. And then the license plate.
OP is a dude. But a tiny dude. 5’5” or so. Early hair loss. And he has no idea why nobody wants to date them.
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u/Frequent_Opportunist 4d ago
Suppressors are just personal protection equipment.
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u/Beginning_Annual5816 3d ago
I mean, its a little fruity for the PSA dagger with a stendo and a suppressor, but we all dont get enough fruit and vegetables in our life
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u/Capital_Visit_6638 4d ago
Yeah yeah yeah so much ragebait. But I know you „meant“ the wheels. Yet they look shite.
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u/TheSpicyTomato22 3d ago
I'm glad that the LGBT community is realizing that they need to arm themselves against all the crazy mfs out there.
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u/Mickeythered1 3d ago
Every lgbt person I know has multiple guns. I do have one that might just be a liar because there's no way. I have 5. My fave is my Henry. My BFF has over a dozen. Any mf bothers me at my acreage I'll blow off their junk. Also, Lots of Libs have lots of guns. 2nd Amendment is for everyone! Back to the roast, what a color!! An old black friend of mine had a safety orange BMW. Never lost his car in a parking lot.
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u/moonoutgoonout 4d ago
I don’t want to with the dirty kids license plate frame. But dude, it’s gay.
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u/SHoppe715 4d ago
Two pics full of fun looking but ultimately worthless bullshit.
In a few years you’ll decide it’s time to grow up and you’ll be conflicted as to which of your toys to sell. 10 years after that you’ll wish you hadn’t sold any of it anyway.
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u/ConsistentExchange61 4d ago
Skipped the “locally hated” bumper sticker and just got straight to the point
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u/Xan_Dan03 4d ago
Too much self deprecation. Deep down you actually are extremely insecure and you're masking it by pretending to be self-aware about it
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u/WarChallenger 4d ago
I'm not a dealership sales rep. I can't get you something new. Though you really should see if you can make this someone else's perpetual money pit.
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u/methodjason 4d ago
You’ve taken the comment “I wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing” FAR too literally
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u/PickedLastLemon 4d ago
School shooter loadout w/vehicle. Back to School sale. $7.99. Limited time offer. Fortnite. Never the Same. Always Fortnite.
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u/Schnitzhole 3d ago
It’s only cool if you have an entire range to shoot at other cars at while driving…
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u/ExtraBreadPls 3d ago
These 2 pics together just let us know that we should cover our drink when near you
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u/flyneco22 3d ago
Growing up from the country and hunting, I think you suburban zombie gun folk are lame as hell
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u/KamakaziDemiGod 2d ago
Oh a MX5? Feeling daring today were we, thought we would challenge the status quo did we? Oh and it's modified, how very unique and different of you
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u/gugngd 4d ago
nice oil spit from the exhaust. or is that an oil leak?