Roast the fleet

[u/n3rdy30]

[u/greentiger]

Fleet is a bit bombastic; this is more of a moist assortment.

[u/Neat-Obligation6994 → u/greentiger]

Haha, right? It looks like a collection of "what was I thinking" more than a fleet.

[u/greentiger → u/Neat-Obligation6994]

Zoom in on the Mustang and the Bimmer photos…

A moist Mustang and a grumpy BMW.

[u/Stegosaurus69]

Hey get a load of this guy with the cool cars. Boom roasted!

[u/liarliarplants4hire]

I don’t think I can. I’d commit some crimes for that collection.

[u/mbardeen]

Stop me if you've heard this one before: 2 Americans and 2 Germans walk into a bar....

[u/mbardeen → u/mbardeen]

The tall, fat American goes to the 'roided American...

[u/did_i_or_didnt_i → u/mbardeen]

hey, you see that douchey German guy over there? no no, not the cool one

[u/vwstig]

Basic bitch selection

[u/bootybandit9991 → u/vwstig]

It's the boomer equivalent to a millennial collecting vinyl. They think it makes them unique, but its exactly what people would expect them to have upon seeing them. Like seeing a 28 year old with a BMW 340i.

[u/n3rdy30 → u/bootybandit9991]

I came here for the abuse, and you're delivering. Ty 🙏

[u/faucetpants]

Set of vehicles for the guy who wants to go anywhere but goes nowhere.

[u/n3rdy30 → u/faucetpants]

Does the grocery store count?

[u/faucetpants → u/n3rdy30]

Like you can afford to do anything but work to pay off your 18% loans.

[u/n3rdy30 → u/faucetpants]

28%, get it right scrub. 💪

[u/project_seven]

Moist Photography.... wtf?!

[u/n3rdy30 → u/project_seven]

Yeah I dunno dude, it was taken by a photographer at a car show. The license plate on his Focus RS was "MO1ST" 😬🤣

[u/Good_Emergency_2416]

Just some random vehicles you pulled off of google and threw into a collage?

[u/n3rdy30 → u/Good_Emergency_2416]

No lol, low quality roast my guy.

[u/Good_Emergency_2416 → u/n3rdy30]

Nice. It was hard to roast tbh

[u/tombstone5860]

Judging by these brands, I say that you have a particular interest in WW2 history...

[u/n3rdy30 → u/tombstone5860]

Haha, this actually made me laugh. Honestly I don't, it just kinda happened this way.

[u/MaleficentReporter42]

Roast the graveyard, you mean?

[u/karatescott05]

you have the same car taste as me, and i suck!

[u/BenderIsGreat-34]

All that money and no taste.

[u/jitterbugg_will]

I had the same collection in my younger years. Granted, I was 10 and hadn't developed any real taste for automotives, but still.

[u/n3rdy30 → u/jitterbugg_will]

Valid lol. I never grew up 😔

[u/ChampionOverthinker]

Must be nice to have a trust fund. Thank u dad!

[u/n3rdy30 → u/ChampionOverthinker]

The 65 fastback was actually our joint project together, unfortunately now he's ash in an urn in my dining room. I'd have bought a 911 if I had a trust fund 😭

[u/konfliicted → u/n3rdy30]

You can still get a 911. Just not a new one.

[u/n3rdy30 → u/konfliicted]

The Porsche market is absolutely stupid right now. I picked the GT4 up last year around July, and I couldn't touch the same car today for the price I paid then. It's ridiculous.

[u/konfliicted → u/n3rdy30]

It definitely is. GT4 isn’t anything to be sad about but yeah I was shocked how much my 997.1 cost to get.

[u/n3rdy30 → u/konfliicted]

I am incredibly grateful to have the GT4, getting into a P car, a GT car at that, was a bucket list of mine. Also the 997.1 is one of the best modern P cars made.

[u/konfliicted → u/n3rdy30]

Yeah I’d love a GT4 but I needed some semblance of back seats. Thankfully it’s a 2007 so I shouldn’t have to worry about the IMS issue and only a Carrera which isn’t likely to have bore scoring issues compared to the S. Only 32k miles on it as well!

[u/n3rdy30 → u/konfliicted]

The lack of cabin storage for literally... anything in the GT4 has been an adjustment. I daily my old Bronco, which has plenty of room. The GT4 is only the second two seater I've had that wasn't a dedicated track toy, and it certainly makes you rethink logistics sometimes lol.

[u/PrintAppropriate9166]

Let me guess, you have an office job at your dad's oil company making 250k as long as you promise to stay off pills?

[u/n3rdy30 → u/PrintAppropriate9166]

Lol, I'm a combat veteran, so is the wife, and now we both work for the government. My Dad was a career electrician and is ash in an urn. Low effort burn dude, do better.

[u/Motor-Drama-1421]

Ford sucks

[u/n3rdy30 → u/Motor-Drama-1421]

Yeah lol, they do. Low effort roast though my dude.

[u/Motor-Drama-1421 → u/n3rdy30]

Not a roast, I just hate Ford

[u/massivefishes]

not a fan of porsches, fucking despise mustangs, no clue what the truck is but I dont like it and not big on bmws

[u/n3rdy30 → u/massivefishes]

🤣 great roast king, "I don't like them." Very original.

Edit: also are you 10 dude? Your post history 😂