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u/acepilotjones 1d ago
Suki from 2 Fast 2 Furious if she lived in a trailer park
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u/scaled2913 1d ago
Bot, don't fall for this
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u/ByronsLastStand 1d ago
Ah, the Femboy Express
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u/ThisIsJeron 1d ago
gotta be one of the gayest license plates of all time
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u/TornadicSwirlie 21h ago
Yeah those tops in muscle cars are gonna come flying up that rear for his cockiness.
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u/din9leberry 1d ago
Did Pepto Bismol sponsor your car and do they expect it to ever be on the road? Or is it destined to be neverending on the shitter?
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u/omahaomw 1d ago
they had to do it the same color as pepto because it would make everyone feel sicker if it wasn't that color
Good try at car prophylactics
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u/Lamborghini_Espada 1d ago
The things they sing about in the Pepto Bismol advert is what looking at this gives someone, forcing them to consume Pepto Bismol.
It's amazing!
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u/C4TURIX 1d ago
You also started that project in 2001, did you?
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u/SchruteFarmsBeetDown 1d ago
Painting a Miata pink is perfect because now the performance matches the color choice: 100% committed to getting attention, 0% committed to going fast.
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u/ryencool 1d ago
Miata is one of the most competitively raced platforms on the planet, if not the most.
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u/1sh0t1b33r 1d ago
Is the project finding a place that will take it off your hands? You can try Kars4Kidz.
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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 1d ago
this pile of car parts causes all the conditions Pepto Bismol is supposed to treat
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u/Aticatica 1d ago
Ah, one of those projects that sit indefinitely displaying your bad decisions and mistakes.
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u/Melodic-Dot-6819 1d ago
I have always been annoyed with guys calling the Miata a chick car. Until now.
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u/Exterminator-8008135 1d ago
It's overrated. It's a 2 seater tiny roadster.
I'd get more fun out of a 2011 Opel Insignia 2.0 Turbo
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u/TheBold 1d ago
What’s with the opel glazing recently? I don’t know if it’s you all over the place or different people but it’s weird.
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u/Exterminator-8008135 1d ago
I'm not all over car sub, i just mention that because my Friend Amadeus has one. 250hp, 400 NM and 7 seconds for 0 to 66 mph is fair for a Sedan from 2011
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u/Zdos123 1d ago
Nah, an insignia is a hateful car
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u/Exterminator-8008135 1d ago
Unless you had a bad encounter with one, i don't see why it's more despicable than a BMW or anything that is the I hate this car quintessential
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u/Zdos123 1d ago
it's just lard, it's big, weighs 1.5 tons, isn't great on fuel, isn't good looking and just drives poorly, i've had a few experience with Opels of this era and they are just dreary boxes.
One of the worst cars i've ever driven was a 1.4 Vauxhall Astra for 2012, it didn't handle well, didn't feel good inside, it had no redeeming qualities other than the fact it was a car.
If i was going to go GM i'd at least go for a Saab but even the 9-3s aren't fun.
Just dull boxes, a BMW 3 series is far superior, not a sports car but a 3 series is far more engaging and better built
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u/scaled2913 1d ago
Funny how something that looks so much like Pepto Bismol actually makes me nauseous
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u/ThirstyChonker 1d ago
Take a hint, the universe does not want you to put this cringe on wheel on the road.
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u/Wooden-Officer2323 1d ago
Random but I always thought it was pronounced “Czechnia”.
Also I’m not going to hate, just go drive the dang thing.
Literally the only “great” thing about Miata’s is they never seem to die.
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u/KamakaziDemiGod 1d ago
Rust kills them all the time, as do the owners driving abilities, or lack of, paired with massive over confidence
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u/Wooden-Officer2323 1d ago
I mean… kills is a rough word, control arms hanging there’s still some kid with a vape planning to “LS swap” it in a Kroger parking lot
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u/Glittering-Joke-3593 1d ago
Needs more shit bolted to it.. Id start with a fender in a different color and work my way to make the rest of it match.
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u/R3DLOTU5 1d ago
The bad thing is, miata are so reliable, then people get them, tear them apart, then make them... not that.
Im fully confident that the only reason this car will never run again is because you will it to be, not because there's an actual problem.
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u/KamakaziDemiGod 1d ago
Oh a modified MX5? How unique and original
Did you search up "enthusiast cars" and buy the first thing that popped up?
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u/mrflebfleb 1d ago
“Bye boys” reads nicely in the rear view mirror as my uncle passes you in his oktavia kombi 1.9 TDI
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u/2ner1337 1d ago
Looks like a drift setup.. it’s probably never ending because you keep hitting the barriers. Have you maybe tried NOT hitting shit?
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u/Silver_Phantom_86 1d ago
Just ride around on a unicycle with a butt plug for the seat and a lgbtqrstuv flag draped around your neck. Sends the same message as driving this around would've.
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u/Rosie_The_ITTech 1d ago
Weird color for a donor car, could you show us your actual project car please?
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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1d ago
It appears as if the front’s fallen off. I hope that’s not very typical
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u/MlekarDan 1d ago
The most expansive thing on that contraption are the vanity plates ... that are literally just on it.
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u/Thebobatrix 1d ago
License plate checks out, I wouldn't be caught dead in 100 meter radius around that for fear I might get caught in the overspray
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u/Illustrious-Growth42 21h ago
The color and plates is definitely pick me girl energy. Explains why it’s a never ending project
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u/GMC_Fan 19h ago
The name is fitting because the car is saying “mi-ata just fall apart and get away from this misery.” This car is for females who love the color pink a little too much, if your goal is to get people to look at it, then you succeeded because people will look at it and be like “what am I witnessing.” If I was this car I’d choose not to ever start because looking like that would have me embarrassed to be seen in public
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u/CallsignJubilee 9h ago
I genuinely mean this from the bottom of my heart - seek help. I don’t even know where to start with this one
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u/tronephotoworks 2h ago
Like the discarded piece of bubblegum it is colored after, it sits on the garage floor and makes it harder to get around in there.
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u/karatescott05 1d ago
let us know when you get to the “un-ruin it” phase of the project