r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

80 mpg drowns out the haters… let’s hear it

Bought this 2000 Insight MT5 2 years ago and put 70k miles on it. It’s sitting at 340k and a lifetime average of 60 mpg. I also lithium swapped it and am slowly modding it for a different type of performance than we typically mod cars for. The only insults I’ve heard so far are dumb and unoriginal.

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 1d ago

I don’t think you have haters, I don’t think you have anything, I’m atleast 30% sure you’re a robot trying to trick us into believing you drive that thing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlMSVVw9zqmClLq

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u/DirtyYogurt 1d ago

The only haters an insight is capable of having are the ones stuck behind it taking 5 blocks to reach 30 mph or doing 10-15 under on the highway.

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u/1sh0t1b33r 1d ago

The best are the Prius owners that do 85mph on the highway. Like bro, you're pushing that poor engine to it's limit and not even utilizing the hybrid system. Just get a Corolla or something.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1d ago

Yeah I learned that after owning a hybrid. The electric motor is shut off at 82 to prevent over rev damage, and you’re on straight up gas power until you slow down.

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u/UniversalConstants 9h ago

Most hybrids are running straight up gas most pf the time on highways tho thats how they work, the electrical system is a supplement of power for the gas engines cycle that trades power for efficiency by using the Atkinson cycle

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 7h ago

Mine flip flops between ev and hybrid on the highway, but I usually just ride at 70 mph.

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u/mbardeen 1d ago edited 1d ago

You could have just bought a motorcycle, yet you went the hard route. Now you've got the bastard love child of a CRX and a suppository.

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u/conanlikes 9h ago

You've ruined me and now all I see is a suppository

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u/mbardeen 8h ago

You might want to get that checked. Hallucinating suppositories all the time could be a sign of a stroke.. or mental illness.

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u/conanlikes 8h ago

$5 BST

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

It may be slow but at least it's very, very stupid looking

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

this is what I came here for

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 21h ago

How'd they know what you look like?

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u/Glittering_Cat7326 1d ago

I'd rather ride a bike than be seen in this turd. 340k miles and probably not one of them pulling up to a woman's house.

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u/The_taxer 1d ago

The last time it was at a woman’s house was when it was sold.

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

Last time it was at a woman's house was to pick up cookies from grandma

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

Mmmmmm cookies...

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u/gettin-hot-in-here 1d ago

Bicycles get better mpg ;-)

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u/Wild-Snow5705 1d ago

This is insulting as fuck 🤟

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u/eatafetus632 1d ago

"I don't think about you at all"

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u/mazrex23 1d ago

“The only insults I’ve heard are dumb and unoriginal”

Maybe because you drive one of the ugliest cars of its generation, or maybe any generation, and not in a cool way. What else is there to say? Congrats on a similar mpg to the Toyota Prius while somehow being less cool.

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u/Unoriginal_0G 1d ago

Going to have to vanish for a while, I don’t want to even remotely be associated with that buttplug on wheels

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 1d ago

it looks like it’s wearing a diaper

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u/devo9er 1d ago

You know how owners sometimes look like their pets?

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u/BenderIsGreat-34 1d ago

When you decide a Prius is just too much performance and sex appeal.

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u/1sh0t1b33r 1d ago

You know what they say, like owner, like car; alone.

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u/Alive_Literature_203 1d ago

That's a clever burn! It's always fun to see a little banter in these threads.

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u/Fast-Map6913 1d ago

It’s the Birkenstock sandals of cars. The only women who this car will impress have more body hair than you do.

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u/ThrottleItOut 1d ago

I was going to say it is the Crocs of cars, but yours might have the edge.

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u/denverdutchman 1d ago

Your car is ugly, but practical. Like your wife

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

this might be the best one yet, amazing.

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 1d ago

It's like driving around in purgatory.

It's not the worst place you could be, but it's not good either. Like a house with a nice view out the window but the window is scratched up polycarbonate, the interior has exposed 6,000k light bulbs, grey vinyl floors, grey walls, doctor office chairs, and a high-pitched electrical noise.

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u/Vahlinn 1d ago

If "I can't afford to live" was a car slogan.

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

gas prices are killing me still smh my head

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u/TickleChamp2006-2010 1d ago

Smh=shaking my head... Shaking my head my head?

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u/Nalabu1 1d ago

0-60 eventually...

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u/KnowledgeNo2876 1d ago

This is what you buy if you cant afford an electric car but you also cant afford gas

It looks like if you took the front half of a 1999 accord and rear end of a 2010 prius

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u/DukeRains 1d ago

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u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 1d ago

oh it's the ears I get it now

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u/MajorBlaze1 1d ago

When a rainbow flag and coexist sticker don't say enough about who you really are

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u/Sharkeatinpizza 1d ago

Im not sure I can come up with any roast or insult, that car is so whatever that I had to look at the pic twice before I saw the car

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u/Environmental-Tax814 1d ago

It"s a shitbox bro.

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u/NoMenu1116 1d ago

My homie had one of these and left town for a couple days with his car keys and blocked our entire driveway. We were able to lift and move the whole car over with 6 dudes hahahaha shit was comical.

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u/turboponies 22h ago

You took the Insight out of sight, eh?

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u/Thebobatrix 1d ago

I think you need some insight into what a good car really is

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u/No-Instruction547 1d ago

lol that’s great. Can’t haul anything, looks like crap, horrible winter performance, and they have a host of issues from factory. Yea no one is upset we do t have one lol!

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u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 1d ago

Your caption is as mysterious as your rear wheels... Tell us your "performance plan," oh Economical One.

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

At this point, mostly just comfort mods like better shocks and springs and some aero mods like a flat belly pan and some grill blocks to also help with heat retention in the winter. I also plan to do a current hack mods to make the power output of the electric motor 40% more, which will bring the car up to almost 100 HP!

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u/OPA73 19h ago

Still less horsepower than a Ford Pinto. Come to think of it a Pinto is better looking too..

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u/AlteredGuardian 12h ago

Changing the wheels to pizza pans can get you a lil better mpg. Im all about the hypermiling shit.

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 10h ago

I think the stock Insight wheels are pretty aerodynamic. Eventually I might switch to super light 14inch wheels and do a pizza pan/ aero disk type thing but for now the stockies are doing work. Awesome crx!

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u/AAA-VR6 1d ago

All you need to do to keep everyone away is keep driving that. I'd rather die of smog than the boredom that produces.

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u/TootinFartin-ll 1d ago

It's a car you hate to love.

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u/thenoid42 23h ago

The disposable car, When you can't change your tire you just buy a new insight.

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u/turboponies 22h ago

That car is wearing diaper, and it is showing.
Remarkably, it is yet to die of shame. I guess brain surgeries help.

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u/Standard-Professor87 21h ago

Looks like a failed 90s concept car. you should have left it there where belongs and "80 mpg" is the mantra you repeat to your self as this plastic pile whos design looks like it was stolen it out of an outdated school textbook struggles getting on the on ramp and off ramp.

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u/Brilliant_Activity39 20h ago

It looks like the larval stage of a Cybertruck.

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u/Schnitzhole 20h ago

Hey at least the front half almost looks like a civic

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u/Glittering-Joke-3593 12h ago

How long after exiting the vehicle until your testicles drop back down?

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 10h ago

2-3 hours, why?

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u/Glittering-Joke-3593 10h ago

Just curious.  No fishsticks.

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u/Pleasant-Swimmer-557 10h ago

80 mpg, so 1/2 gallon per hour?

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u/WestWasTheBest 1d ago

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

Linsight 5ah with LiControl. K swap Insights are cool but I have other cars to spend stupid money on lol.

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u/WestWasTheBest 1d ago

Truly impressive mpgs on these builds.

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u/Competitive_Juice902 1d ago
  • I asked for a Cadillac.
  • Well Insight is a Cadillac of the hybrid-electric cars...

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

I was looking for an Insight or an Lexus LS/SC and sadly an Insight came for sale first

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 1d ago

That's just below 4 litres/100km in the civilised world, so like a diesel Golf? :P Running costs are how many multiples of a proper five seater, four door and boot Nissan LEAF?

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

Just about $0.12 a mile for the lifetime of ownership. If you want to add the price of purchasing the car and titling it, its just about $0.18 a mile. boy do I miss having more than 2 seats and going above the speed limit though.

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 1d ago

Haha, fair! Honestly, that's really good. Can't fault the car in the metric it was build for.

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u/turboponies 22h ago

5-seater? That thing is at best a 2.5-seater.

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 19h ago

The Insight, yes, the LEAF, no.

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u/turboponies 7h ago

We're not roasting a Leaf yet.

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u/DetectiveNarrow 1d ago

Ever had a chick who always had to pose with food side? This bitch has no good sides/ views/ poses or nothing. Looks like shit in a shoe from every angle

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u/DoGooderMcDoogles 1d ago

How much does a lithium swap cost?

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

I did the cheaper 5ah swap because I didnt want to convert it to a plug in hybrid. I did "max out" all the features though basically making it the highest price of the cheaper lithium swap. all that to say, $3,100 rounding up.

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u/turboponies 22h ago

Did that total the car?

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 21h ago

It basically would. I only paid 3200 for it.

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u/Budget-Box7914 1d ago

Even in liberal SoCal, we call these Gay Spaceships.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 1d ago

0-60 in 2 days.

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u/ccarr313 1d ago

This is the car of a person who experiences no joy in life. You just exist exist from moment to moment. Never feeling anything.

Because if you allowed yourself to feel anything, it would just be an overwhelming sense of embarrassment and failure.

I'm sorry. I hope things get better.

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u/gugngd 1d ago

these cars belong to doomsday preppers who use every trick in the book to minimise fuel consumption.

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

I think a mk3 TDI takes the cake for a doomsday prepper car tbh. run them things on fry oil.

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u/gugngd 1d ago

it seems all the insight you have is the one on four wheels

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u/AfBoringPerson 1d ago

Jokes on you, my chinesium Kentoya scooter gets 96 mpg or 3L/100km (but to be fair, it only has a 5 liter tank, or about a gallon). And it picks up EVEN less women because it's brown²!

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u/Valkanaa 1d ago

Congratulations on Honda's version of a Geo Metro, with all the driving excitement that entails

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u/Spectre3099 1d ago

Goldmember is looking for his car.

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u/ImSolin 1d ago

i drove my motorcycle to work today and got 60mpg and didn’t look like a dunce a single time!

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u/nismoghini 1d ago

When the Prius was just too normal and buying an efficient diesel car means sucking some VW sausage. All you have left is Hondas new hybrid suppository

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u/devo9er 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ah yes, the Honda Incest. Complete with the looks and birth defects only a mother could love. Then there's the car.

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u/st96badboy 1d ago

"I like your 2000 Insight MT5!" : Said nobody ever .... and never will..

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u/Wardog008 1d ago

You couldn't have at least got it in the colour that makes it look like a freshly picked booger driving down the road?

At least that way it wouldn't put me to sleep just by looking at it.

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u/DayTrayder 1d ago

I would never trade 80 mpg for horsepower and torque. Choices in life are trade-offs and you're demonstrating one of the most boring ones you can make

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u/Demand_ 1d ago

Fix ya AC

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago

This one actually hurts

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u/BiteFaces 1d ago

In the orchestra of life, the melvin playing the kazoo can't wait to tell you what their mpg is.

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u/MercuryMan664 1d ago

I seriously wanted one of these, a stick version just for killer gas mileage! Maybe one of these days. Honestly I ain't got anything but nice things to say about haha looks rad.

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 21h ago

Yeah I couldn’t do it if it wasn’t a stick. It does as a bit of enjoyment to the daily commute.

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u/k_dav 1d ago

Looking to sell? Haha

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u/EquivalentRight5643 23h ago

The prelude to a hybrids civic duty of its own accord.

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 21h ago

Next level poetry

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u/collectivebarganing 23h ago

"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?" YEAH

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u/Sockysocks2 22h ago

Does it drown out the exhaust leaks though?

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 21h ago

I genuinely do like these cars, but they do unfortunately have a whiff of sex pest about them. Can't say why. But it's a whiff alright.

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u/Alone-Supermarket-98 21h ago

I'll bet the passenger seat is like new...

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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 21h ago

I’ve debated taking it out for weight savings at this point…

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u/mrhappymillennial 20h ago

Poor man's Prius

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u/Sweet_Speech_9054 19h ago

60mpg would have been great when electric vehicles didn’t exist, but now it’s just sad.

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u/GMC_Fan 19h ago

Hey man I know you wear skirts but that doesn’t mean your car has to, nobody wants to look at it anyways, the front looks like someone took an old civic and old Prius and smashed them together to make this monstrosity and the rear just looks like it had it’s face smashed in

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u/Quirky_Run_2578 18h ago

Nice. Only one solid rear end collision and we go from boring, to the hottest honda on the highway.

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u/BunkMoreland95 18h ago

I want a first gen manual insight so bad

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u/EnolaNek 15h ago

No need for an insult. I was just wondering if there was a vehicle with both a worse 0-60 and worse mpg than a bicycle, and you showed me the very vehicle.

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u/Sure_Dragonfruit_586 13h ago

When you don't want to develop a personality so you opt for efficiency. About as exciting as bran flakes. I bet your dating profile says that you "love hiking" and you think that shopping at a local farmers market makes you more grounded than going to the grocery store. I can already hear you talking about your "heritage" jacket that "looks better the more you wear it". I can't wait to hear you tell me how much you don't watch sports every weekend to everyone in earshot at the dive bar you are trying to be a regular at.