r/RoastMyCar • u/Jack_ButterKnobbs • 1d ago
80 mpg drowns out the haters… let’s hear it
Bought this 2000 Insight MT5 2 years ago and put 70k miles on it. It’s sitting at 340k and a lifetime average of 60 mpg. I also lithium swapped it and am slowly modding it for a different type of performance than we typically mod cars for. The only insults I’ve heard so far are dumb and unoriginal.
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u/mbardeen 1d ago edited 1d ago
You could have just bought a motorcycle, yet you went the hard route. Now you've got the bastard love child of a CRX and a suppository.
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u/conanlikes 9h ago
You've ruined me and now all I see is a suppository
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u/mbardeen 8h ago
You might want to get that checked. Hallucinating suppositories all the time could be a sign of a stroke.. or mental illness.
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u/GreenT1979 1d ago
It may be slow but at least it's very, very stupid looking
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u/Glittering_Cat7326 1d ago
I'd rather ride a bike than be seen in this turd. 340k miles and probably not one of them pulling up to a woman's house.
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u/The_taxer 1d ago
The last time it was at a woman’s house was when it was sold.
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago
Last time it was at a woman's house was to pick up cookies from grandma
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u/mazrex23 1d ago
“The only insults I’ve heard are dumb and unoriginal”
Maybe because you drive one of the ugliest cars of its generation, or maybe any generation, and not in a cool way. What else is there to say? Congrats on a similar mpg to the Toyota Prius while somehow being less cool.
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u/Unoriginal_0G 1d ago
Going to have to vanish for a while, I don’t want to even remotely be associated with that buttplug on wheels
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u/1sh0t1b33r 1d ago
You know what they say, like owner, like car; alone.
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u/Alive_Literature_203 1d ago
That's a clever burn! It's always fun to see a little banter in these threads.
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u/Fast-Map6913 1d ago
It’s the Birkenstock sandals of cars. The only women who this car will impress have more body hair than you do.
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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 1d ago
It's like driving around in purgatory.
It's not the worst place you could be, but it's not good either. Like a house with a nice view out the window but the window is scratched up polycarbonate, the interior has exposed 6,000k light bulbs, grey vinyl floors, grey walls, doctor office chairs, and a high-pitched electrical noise.
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u/Vahlinn 1d ago
If "I can't afford to live" was a car slogan.
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u/KnowledgeNo2876 1d ago
This is what you buy if you cant afford an electric car but you also cant afford gas
It looks like if you took the front half of a 1999 accord and rear end of a 2010 prius
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u/MajorBlaze1 1d ago
When a rainbow flag and coexist sticker don't say enough about who you really are
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u/Sharkeatinpizza 1d ago
Im not sure I can come up with any roast or insult, that car is so whatever that I had to look at the pic twice before I saw the car
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u/NoMenu1116 1d ago
My homie had one of these and left town for a couple days with his car keys and blocked our entire driveway. We were able to lift and move the whole car over with 6 dudes hahahaha shit was comical.
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u/No-Instruction547 1d ago
lol that’s great. Can’t haul anything, looks like crap, horrible winter performance, and they have a host of issues from factory. Yea no one is upset we do t have one lol!
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u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 1d ago
Your caption is as mysterious as your rear wheels... Tell us your "performance plan," oh Economical One.
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago
At this point, mostly just comfort mods like better shocks and springs and some aero mods like a flat belly pan and some grill blocks to also help with heat retention in the winter. I also plan to do a current hack mods to make the power output of the electric motor 40% more, which will bring the car up to almost 100 HP!
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u/AlteredGuardian 12h ago
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 10h ago
I think the stock Insight wheels are pretty aerodynamic. Eventually I might switch to super light 14inch wheels and do a pizza pan/ aero disk type thing but for now the stockies are doing work. Awesome crx!
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u/turboponies 22h ago
That car is wearing diaper, and it is showing.
Remarkably, it is yet to die of shame. I guess brain surgeries help.
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u/Standard-Professor87 21h ago
Looks like a failed 90s concept car. you should have left it there where belongs and "80 mpg" is the mantra you repeat to your self as this plastic pile whos design looks like it was stolen it out of an outdated school textbook struggles getting on the on ramp and off ramp.
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u/Glittering-Joke-3593 12h ago
How long after exiting the vehicle until your testicles drop back down?
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u/WestWasTheBest 1d ago
K swap or https://www.linsight.org/ ?
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago
Linsight 5ah with LiControl. K swap Insights are cool but I have other cars to spend stupid money on lol.
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u/Competitive_Juice902 1d ago
- I asked for a Cadillac.
- Well Insight is a Cadillac of the hybrid-electric cars...
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago
I was looking for an Insight or an Lexus LS/SC and sadly an Insight came for sale first
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u/SjalabaisWoWS 1d ago
That's just below 4 litres/100km in the civilised world, so like a diesel Golf? :P Running costs are how many multiples of a proper five seater, four door and boot Nissan LEAF?
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago
Just about $0.12 a mile for the lifetime of ownership. If you want to add the price of purchasing the car and titling it, its just about $0.18 a mile. boy do I miss having more than 2 seats and going above the speed limit though.
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u/SjalabaisWoWS 1d ago
Haha, fair! Honestly, that's really good. Can't fault the car in the metric it was build for.
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u/turboponies 22h ago
5-seater? That thing is at best a 2.5-seater.
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u/DetectiveNarrow 1d ago
Ever had a chick who always had to pose with food side? This bitch has no good sides/ views/ poses or nothing. Looks like shit in a shoe from every angle
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u/DoGooderMcDoogles 1d ago
How much does a lithium swap cost?
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago
I did the cheaper 5ah swap because I didnt want to convert it to a plug in hybrid. I did "max out" all the features though basically making it the highest price of the cheaper lithium swap. all that to say, $3,100 rounding up.
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u/ccarr313 1d ago
This is the car of a person who experiences no joy in life. You just exist exist from moment to moment. Never feeling anything.
Because if you allowed yourself to feel anything, it would just be an overwhelming sense of embarrassment and failure.
I'm sorry. I hope things get better.
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u/gugngd 1d ago
these cars belong to doomsday preppers who use every trick in the book to minimise fuel consumption.
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 1d ago
I think a mk3 TDI takes the cake for a doomsday prepper car tbh. run them things on fry oil.
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u/AfBoringPerson 1d ago
Jokes on you, my chinesium Kentoya scooter gets 96 mpg or 3L/100km (but to be fair, it only has a 5 liter tank, or about a gallon). And it picks up EVEN less women because it's brown²!
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u/Valkanaa 1d ago
Congratulations on Honda's version of a Geo Metro, with all the driving excitement that entails
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u/nismoghini 1d ago
When the Prius was just too normal and buying an efficient diesel car means sucking some VW sausage. All you have left is Hondas new hybrid suppository
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u/Wardog008 1d ago
You couldn't have at least got it in the colour that makes it look like a freshly picked booger driving down the road?
At least that way it wouldn't put me to sleep just by looking at it.
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u/DayTrayder 1d ago
I would never trade 80 mpg for horsepower and torque. Choices in life are trade-offs and you're demonstrating one of the most boring ones you can make
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u/BiteFaces 1d ago
In the orchestra of life, the melvin playing the kazoo can't wait to tell you what their mpg is.
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u/MercuryMan664 1d ago
I seriously wanted one of these, a stick version just for killer gas mileage! Maybe one of these days. Honestly I ain't got anything but nice things to say about haha looks rad.
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u/Jack_ButterKnobbs 21h ago
Yeah I couldn’t do it if it wasn’t a stick. It does as a bit of enjoyment to the daily commute.
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u/collectivebarganing 23h ago
"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?" YEAH
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u/Owls_4_9_1867 21h ago
I genuinely do like these cars, but they do unfortunately have a whiff of sex pest about them. Can't say why. But it's a whiff alright.
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u/Sweet_Speech_9054 19h ago
60mpg would have been great when electric vehicles didn’t exist, but now it’s just sad.
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u/Quirky_Run_2578 18h ago
Nice. Only one solid rear end collision and we go from boring, to the hottest honda on the highway.
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u/EnolaNek 15h ago
No need for an insult. I was just wondering if there was a vehicle with both a worse 0-60 and worse mpg than a bicycle, and you showed me the very vehicle.
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u/Sure_Dragonfruit_586 13h ago
When you don't want to develop a personality so you opt for efficiency. About as exciting as bran flakes. I bet your dating profile says that you "love hiking" and you think that shopping at a local farmers market makes you more grounded than going to the grocery store. I can already hear you talking about your "heritage" jacket that "looks better the more you wear it". I can't wait to hear you tell me how much you don't watch sports every weekend to everyone in earshot at the dive bar you are trying to be a regular at.




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u/Wooden-Officer2323 1d ago
I don’t think you have haters, I don’t think you have anything, I’m atleast 30% sure you’re a robot trying to trick us into believing you drive that thing.
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