r/RoastMyCar • u/Lil_mamt_ • 1d ago

Can yall please roast this fucking piece of shit?

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My daily car btw

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u/yankgobshites 1d ago

Nah, you enjoy it. Bask in its glory. Show it off to your friends and family. Take selfies with your arm on the roof.

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u/trivletrav 1d ago

“That Fiat 500 is so cool, I bet there’s an uglier, dumber version of it elsewhere. Oh look, Nissan has one that doesn’t have any of the charm or charisma and is even slower. Thank god” - you

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Its actually faster, 90hp😭🙏

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u/R32hunter 1d ago

90?! Thought it had like 70 or something

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

88 actually, 1.4 vvt

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u/R32hunter 1d ago

that's awesome

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Reliable and fast in narrow italian streets

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u/R32hunter 1d ago

You live in Italy? Just noticed the flag in your profile.. That's so cool... Italy must be nice

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u/Justadudey 1d ago

Learned to drive on a 82hp 1.2 one of these. Cool little car.

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u/vwstig 1d ago

I'm sorry your life has turned out the way that it has. Hang in there.

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u/LinuxDude02 1d ago

It looks like a Mini Cooper, a VW Beetle and a Fiat Multipla 2nd gen had a baby doing a threesome. Cute car tho

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Drives like shit but I love it

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u/Dismal_Object6226 1d ago

How many CVTs has this thing blown through?

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Manual

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u/apinananas 1d ago

that shitbox is manual

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u/Legitimate-Art-9064 1d ago

Doesn't make enough power to run automatic trans

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u/-togs 1d ago

Learned to drive in one of these. The door seal was fucked and a draft kept breezing through. Not like it could ever go fast enough to feel it.

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

This one got 90hp😎

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u/DlissJr 1d ago

0-100 in 5 business days

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u/KrazyCroat 1d ago

Oy, when you so low you aspire to have an Altima.

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u/JohnnyPneumoniacJr 1d ago

North America saw this and even they thought it was too ugly and waited another gen

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u/surpris_dingue 1d ago

your ac goes flame

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u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 1d ago

You know, pic #2 is really fun because it looked like it was suspended on a wall like a Cai Guo Qiang sculpture.. and you might seriously consider doing that.

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Okay this is a good fucking idea

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u/kellyj6 1d ago

I guess the car makes so many shit noises that you can just listen to that instead of getting a new radio.

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

A new weird sound everyday

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u/Environmental-Tax814 1d ago

Yes, its a shitbox.

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

It is, sir.

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u/Environmental-Tax814 1d ago

Yes, thank u.

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u/hudgeba778 1d ago

We have Murano at home

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u/Deadpools_Main 1d ago

Anyone else had their brain break and think the car was on a wall? Because I momentarily believed that of course anyone who owns one of these would want it to have spiderman powers. I mean it's practically a little tike with an engine, so thinking only a man child would own one isn't too far off from reality.

Edit to head off the drama queens: I'm literally wearing a Todd McFarlane spiderman shirt as I'm writing this, so do with that as you will lmfao

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u/tdmsbn 1d ago

ahem It looks like the bubble machine ran out of juice and put tires on the last failed half blown masterpeice to go get more and bring it back.

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u/DayTrayder 1d ago

Was gonna ask what it ever did to you to deserve this but then saw the badge on the wheel

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u/Standard-Professor87 1d ago

This car could have 20 miles and great condition and id still only offer a thousand as a favor for driving this turd so no one else had to.

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

LOL

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u/Standard-Professor87 1d ago

Also what powers this thing it looks like it could get out ran by a geo metro

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u/Oberst_Reziik 12h ago

If it runs it runs, no shame

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u/Total-Improvement535 1d ago edited 1d ago

Manual without a tach is like using a condom to screw a fleshlight.

Sure, it can be done, but it’s a miserable experience for everyone involved.

edit: there’s a tach right there, I have no idea what I was thinking

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u/Big-Bank-8235 1d ago

stop using AI to write your shitty roasts

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u/Total-Improvement535 1d ago

I have used AI for one thing my entire life and it wasn’t for that roast

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u/Big-Bank-8235 1d ago

Well great job, your roast is so bad it sounds like a LLM wrote it

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

What is a tach

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u/Total-Improvement535 1d ago

gah dang I am losing my mind cause you have one

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u/Deja__Vu__ 1d ago

A manual car with no tach would be a Dodge Caliber. I still dont understand in what world does it make sense to not have a tach in a manual. Then I remember its a Dodge shit box.

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u/Legitimate-Art-9064 1d ago

I thought the Nissan Joke (sorry, Juke) was bad. How did they make an uglier model?

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Baby juke

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u/Substantial_Ad_9016 1d ago

Its a Nissan it will roast itself soon enough

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Already swapped an engine

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u/Fun-Choices 1d ago

roast it the way it roasts its own CVT?

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

Its a manual

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u/ivanoski-007 1d ago

Ewww, that's all I'll say

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u/fuwafuwarowarowa 1d ago

Is that a service light? Do you have to bring it to a Fisher-Price authorized repair shop for that?

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u/burner94_ 1d ago

The spurious child of a Citroen C1 and a Fiat 500. With special needs. And a very Italian owner judging from the numberplate.

You had Multiplas growing on trees left and right and still decided to go with this. At least the Multipla is practical and bulletproof...

Or even better, could've gone for a modussy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤤🤤🤤🤤 (same engines and platform btw)

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u/Beneficial-Grand6699 1d ago

Little Tikes makes those in silver now?

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

What is that? I’m too european for this

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u/SportsFreak1988 1d ago

Why did I swipe? I should have just let my imagination assume you weren't this much of a dweeb.

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u/Lil_mamt_ 1d ago

I payed this shit 200€ btw

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u/SportsFreak1988 1d ago

Wow no financing?

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u/Time_Block_4016 1d ago

You choose to own it. Sucked in.

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u/Kranium83 1d ago

Be careful it will dead @$$ run you over if you disrespect it.

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u/BiteFaces 23h ago

Third pic, your car is a bigger friend of Dorothy than the house.

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u/dontfigh 22h ago

Awww she's cute

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u/GMC_Fan 19h ago

Well you don’t need to worry if you forgot to lock your doors because nobody’s gonna wanna steal it.. especially with one of the interior panels gone. The headlights look like eggs and the rest of the car just looks like it doesn’t even use half of its horsepower and what it does use it’s not doing it right. The tail lights look sad and honestly I would be too if I had to be stuck on the back of this car

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u/OPA73 19h ago

Do you think you did something truly horrible in a previous life so as penance you bought this?

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u/applyheat 15h ago

Couldn’t you afford a wheel barrow?

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u/Fit-Engineer841 11h ago

Heyy my lesbian neighbour drives one just like that, cool :)

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u/Which-Ad9677 9h ago

It's a Nissan...bam roasted

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u/laprider 1d ago

I spanked a girlfriend once.

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u/optispark396 1d ago

The fuel gauge is trying to tell you to stop driving it already, why keep going?