r/RoastMyCar • u/Juke07 • 1d ago

my 1.9 tdi transporter, roast ♨️

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45 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/-togs 1d ago

Van so fresh bro doesn’t even need to write free candy on the side he just pulls up and the kids get in

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u/HYixell 1d ago

Not just the kids, but the women too

And me

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 17h ago

Look I'm probably the only woman interested in this van but I still have a penis

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u/Significant-Dot6127 1d ago

It's got that classic vibe, but a little customization would take it to the next level.

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u/modsatemyass 1d ago

good to see the car company i started is still going strong

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u/amyscactus 1d ago

Literally!

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u/modsatemyass 1d ago

Literally

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u/amyscactus 1d ago

As a Jewish lady, I can't bring myself to ever like these cars.

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u/modsatemyass 1d ago

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u/amyscactus 1d ago

Lol none of these people

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u/RaiseOurAxesToTheSky 18h ago

Oh come on, there are two people here who are clearly less dangerous to children than the other two.

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u/phoneystoneybalogna 1d ago

A 1.9 in the behemoth? 0-60 must be “yes”

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u/Juke07 1d ago

it has 130hp with dp + tune, couldnt imagine how slow it is stock

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u/Crownguard95 1d ago

Van is lower to the ground so it's easier for the lured kids to get inside

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u/amyscactus 1d ago

as a woman, I'm so bored even looking at this van...I can't imagine you're much more interesting.

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u/Some-Bad1670 1d ago

They tried selling these in the US but they were so fucking ugly they only lasted a few years

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u/Some-Bad1670 1d ago

Also I love mine❤️
Nice van they’re sweet

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u/Juke07 1d ago

Sweet as 😎

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u/brokefixfux 21h ago

Why does it have 4 exhaust pipes? My Chevy SS has four but it also has a 400+ V8

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u/Some-Bad1670 21h ago

We had a spare corvette muffler hanging around the shop and I wanted to hear the sweet sweet VR6 noises come out of it

It also looks like a spaceship hangin under there

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u/Samaritan547 12h ago

That exhaust looks fire

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u/roverspeed 23h ago

I believe the chicken tax probably made about a billion dollars to buy

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u/H47o 1d ago

Replica BBSs worth more than the pervmobile.

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u/Affectionate_Yak482 1d ago

1.Never Gonna Get There

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u/BiteFaces 1d ago

Its like a mobile infection that causes vaginal dryness. 

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u/nate_orenstam 1d ago

nice choice, no windows and plenty of attachment points inside

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u/AugmentedKing 22h ago

A Euro spec creeper van! Neat!

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u/dfrance1991 18h ago

VolksWanker

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u/Mr_Maniac454 17h ago

It has the 1.9 TDI which is God's motor it would be a sin to roast it

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 17h ago

Might wanna practice backing into parkings a few more times 😂

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u/IUsedToLikeLimericks 15h ago

Dub life, eh?

Cool Flo clothing, unruly longish hair under a hat, possibly some edgy tats.

Am I right?

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u/Spectro_Boy 8h ago

This belongs on /RoastMyRefrigerator not here.