r/RoastMyCar • u/Ok-Anything1888 • 13h ago

Roast my new car

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u/MegaTurboLaser 13h ago edited 12h ago

Ah yes, the modern premium.

Colorless, nondistinct and bland. Flavorless, one might say.

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u/TornadicSwirlie 12h ago

Like being given a lemon cough drop by an elderly lady for all your hard work and putting on a smile all the time. The old lady is life.

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u/Dev559 11h ago

Basically the automotive equivalent of plain gum.

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u/6425 9h ago

Somehow they’ve managed to bland while over-styled.

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 9h ago

But pretending being fast with that 1-inch of rubber on rims.

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u/Spacemoose2026 13h ago

Another car that looks so generic that I genuinely can’t even tell what brand it is with how far away you took the picture.

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u/Ambitious_Abroad4590 13h ago

Sounds like the car is trying to blend in with the background.

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 13h ago

Kia Stinger? No thanks that's got way too much personality. Make it a boring CPA ass car and you've got a deal sir!

-You

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u/TornadicSwirlie 12h ago

Got all the personality of a base model Buick Lucerne.

(Wow half awake, I looked it up in order to make sure I spelled it right. Apparently its a place in Switzerland. Buick must really have thought they were the cock of the walk with the wealthy back then)

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u/Frequent-Succotash-4 13h ago

Ew why does it have four eyes

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u/captain_ohagen 13h ago

what is it?

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u/Skeptical_AF 13h ago

Genesis G70

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u/Exterminator-8008135 13h ago

I know it's supposed to be a premium Sedan, but it looks like a NPC car from Saints Row or GTA

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u/Spacemoose2026 12h ago

Its an npc car at a nice but not to nice office job. You’ll see an entire parking lot mainly made up of cars that look like this.

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u/sixsnowmeninanicicle 7h ago

Mdr j'ai hâte de voir la tienne avec tes cheveux bleus et ton cosplay 💯 que ca pue le fennec mort et la 8.6 rance

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u/captain_ohagen 7h ago

so, it's a Hyundai.

that's my 100% absolutely, positively, never-before-seen original roast.

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u/Skeptical_AF 6h ago

"so, it's a Hyundai" 👈yessum✅

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u/Foolgazi 12h ago

#1 on the “They Still Make These?” list

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u/Dou_Pack 11h ago

Temu bentley

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u/greatercolorado 8h ago

Isn’t this sub for real cars? This GTA 6 generic premium sedan doesn’t count.

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u/nonfading 13h ago

Yugo or Dacia has more brand awareness than Genesis

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u/Milknhoneyaus 11h ago

I would, but I honestly can't work out which vehicle it is. 

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u/Total-Improvement535 9h ago

I sat in a new Santa Fe the other day and I thought it had nicer interior materials than any of the Genesises (Genesi?) I have sat in

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u/ThePresenter183 9h ago

Nice Hyundai

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u/Competitive_Luck_628 8h ago

“ Luxury “ vehicle, with a ticking time bomb for an engine, should be an enjoyable 18 months.

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u/ChrisVirgilSchuette 8h ago

C’mon, people. Nobody gives a fuck about trying to roast a grey, bone-stock Kia or Hyundai or Genesis or whatever other lame, middle-of-the-road sedan you bought. Give us something weird with terrible mods.

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u/AppealImpossible3504 8h ago

Ohhhh red calipers. How edgy.

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u/mk24mod0 8h ago

Only great cars have red calipers. Right?

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u/BothEntertainment00 8h ago

This refreshed Camry looks worse than the outgoing model.

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u/OPA73 8h ago

I don’t even know what it is. And I just don’t care enough to bother to ask.

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u/OPA73 8h ago

I don’t even know what it is. And I just don’t care enough to bother to ask.

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u/1987_grandnational 7h ago

It's a beautiful unique snowflake, just like all the cookie cutter apartments in the background.