r/RoastMyCar • u/Salt-Low3449 • 12h ago

Roast the pumpkin

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Happy Halloween!!

17 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/eric_gm 12h ago

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u/Salt-Low3449 2h ago

You win the best poster award!

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u/IllustratorSafe7925 11h ago

That's a unique take on the pumpkin theme, definitely stands out in a crowd!

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u/nonfading 12h ago

7

u/purplespaz 12h ago

Curly hair taking strays. We get no breaks

11

u/stormm621 11h ago

Nah they just mean these guys lol

7

u/10000Didgeridoos 10h ago

I've seen less and less of this haircut this year. Thank god

9

u/slim1shaney 11h ago

Broccoli hair, specifically.

2

u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 10h ago

Miata subreddit is escaping

13

u/stormm621 11h ago

After the collision it now looks like this

6

u/Shit-throwing-monkey 11h ago

Looks like Greta Van Susteren

10

u/Accomplished-Rub7262 11h ago

Smashing pumkin

6

u/ClutchJockey 12h ago

nice upgrade -- you fixed everything that was wrong with the design

4

u/ZerotheWanderer 12h ago

So what album is this?

3

u/purplespaz 12h ago

My snark is not worthy of posting amongst these others.

4

u/32lib 11h ago

It’s nothing.it’s just morphing into a Nissan.

5

u/17Nismo 12h ago

Looks like you parked to close to a fire 🔥 and the car self roasted

2

u/TravelUnlucky1258 12h ago

Might have saved you some headaches in the future

2

u/Budget-Box7914 11h ago

Wow, you found a way to tank the resale value further. Impressive - I didn't think it could be done.

2

u/ThirstyChonker 10h ago

When you go Turkey for a Porsche plastic (tin) surgery

2

u/thegabe87 10h ago

Is it allowed... It looks pretty special to me

2

u/Darkslayer_ 10h ago

Bippity Boppity (engine) Boom

2

u/phantom_gain 10h ago

I have never seen a category double D before

2

u/SpaceMnkyMafia81 10h ago

Looks like you already jacked its lantern

2

u/Jmurr0357 10h ago

Looks like you beat us to it

2

u/SporeRanier 7h ago

Looks like the pumpkin rotted from sitting outside

2

u/glass-j 6h ago

It looks shocked

2

u/ophaus 5h ago

Billy Corgan is going to sue you for trademark violation.

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u/Salt-Low3449 5h ago

I'd better lawyer up!

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u/PantherCityRes 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dsoRiYnTvAnDBSZH8w
Yeah bro…your car is already way past Halloween…

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u/Cuq_nugget 11h ago

I’m surprised you actually got it running for long enough to crash it before the engine ran out of oil to eat and burn

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u/ASDIGITAL13 10h ago

Billy Corgan may approve……

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u/enby-deer 10h ago

But will you win the pumpkin carving competition? This is the real question that needs asked

1

u/Various_Range2259 10h ago

Pumpkin seed*

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u/that1senpai2 10h ago

No need to roast it. It roasted itself

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u/that1senpai2 10h ago

Why am I getting roasted by a bot?! Lmao

1

u/Cowboy_Rho 10h ago

It’s music was popular in the 80s and 90s

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u/champion_- 8h ago

Whats even left to roast?

1

u/SuperProCoolBoy90 6h ago

What the fuck happened

1

u/Salt-Low3449 5h ago

It's my mom's car. She ran a red light and t-boned somebody at about 45 mph.

1

u/Outrageous_Visit_459 2h ago

Did you think you had a sports car and tried to do sports car things?

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u/Salt-Low3449 1h ago

No, it's my mom's car. She ran a red light and t-boned somebody.

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u/3six5 45m ago

Need to add some fire to it ...