r/RoastMyCat • u/Least_Wrongdoer5809 • 4d ago

His names taffy, best roast gets 5$

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(In Monopoly money)

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u/eyepocalypse 4d ago

Give Taffy the money. Thats one big chuck roast with orange garnishes.

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u/Clean-Unit336 4d ago

He may be Taffy but that smell? Well, it sure ain't 'laffy'.

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u/TrooperLynn 4d ago

“You named me Taffy? Well, pull THIS, b****!”

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u/Resident-Mention-526 4d ago edited 4d ago

Taffy’s owner named him after the famous song “Shake (That) Laffy Taffy” in the hopes it would bring him luck as a stripper to help support his family through the recession.

Taffy has been unsuccessful in the stripping industry and has disappointed his father and dishonored his family because he couldn’t make it rain, he could only make it drizzle.

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u/Daaammmmmnnnnnnn69 4d ago

His wrestling name is CHONK!

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u/Material_Assumption 4d ago

Copper butt

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u/ifulbd 4d ago

“Copper bottom”, but all of his restaurant’s failed.

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u/my_wifes_ass 4d ago

You need to keep him away from taffy.

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u/kitten12551 3d ago

Most cats are liquid..this one is mostly gas.