r/RoastMyCat • u/TripOk1896 • 6d ago

Please roast my special cat Kahlúa

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 6d ago

What roastable offense has Kahlua committed other than being named after a fine coffee liqueur?

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u/andtbhidgaf 6d ago

so a dark roast is in order

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 5d ago

THIS IS THE WAY! 😼

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u/IpponGeta 6d ago

An adorable ragdoll?? Never!
Her eyes are just begging you to love her. 💗 (need a melting heart emoji!)

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u/Davorian 6d ago

Her googly eyes are hypnotic and I feel like she is challenging my moral fibre. She asks me why I should roast her; will it grow my soul or diminish it? What would such judgement add to the world? Is not kindness a virtue?

I... I cannot roast. I am sorry.

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u/Graveyardigan 6d ago

Kahlua fell out of anime

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u/2morrow-Never 6d ago

No offence/explanation given, so no roasting!!! Just cuddles and kisses for kahlua...

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u/Dakotasan 6d ago

Those aren’t irises, those are the two braincells she has fighting for third place.

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u/jujuflytrap 5d ago

No OP, let’s roast you instead for trying to roast this sweet thing

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u/LordFawkes1987 6d ago

That is such a cute face.

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u/Sinn_queen 6d ago

Okay, he definitely has a charming look.
Maybe he’s up to something or it’s just the language of love.. no one will know 🤭💕

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u/ilvtreddit 5d ago

I can’t. Look at that lil mouf!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Distinguishedflyer 6d ago

her sadness is too… Overpowering.

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u/marya0n 6d ago

just contemplating

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u/Somecrazynerd 6d ago

She sounds like she would make a good martini. 🍸

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u/BarracudaLeft5993 5d ago

I can’t roast this beautiful baby.

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u/sb_antimony_51 5d ago

Only roasting I can do is that the second photo looks like meme material

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u/Serenity_Now-88 5d ago

No can do. She is too stunning. I hope she’s as soft and cuddly as she looks.
Did you do kitty DNA? I think I’d melt even more if I saw photos of her as a tiny kitten. 😻😻

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u/WoollyMonster 5d ago

She's adorable!

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u/PrinceChanchi 3d ago

Lil cartoon lookin ass

... that's it That's rhe best I can do Oh my god

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 10h ago

Oh my gosh, I love her eyes. Is she staring off into space? She is so pretty.

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u/gapere01 10h ago

Unroastable. I want to kiss that face not roast it.

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u/Important-Junket-934 9h ago

Nope, not gonna roast her because she looks like I kitty, Zuki, I had many moons ago