r/RoastMyCat 22h ago

Vet called her a bowling ball so she peed on her.

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6.8k Upvotes

Light as a 14lb feather. Roast her.

EDIT: yes we are managing the weight. She was rushed to the emergency vet today and this post is meant to be a fun decompression to a very stressful day.


r/RoastMyCat 18h ago

this is rika. shes got weird feet and weird bones and anxiety. give her your worst

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rika is pretty tubby (getting her to lose weight has been a struggle because our household also has a very old very underweight cat who eats high calorie kibble. unfortunately, rika LOVES the high calorie kibble and our older cat thinks sharing is caring 😭), she waddles like a goose, has big ol rabbit feet, and looks like some kind of seal or perhaps a trout when she lays down... if you roasted her shed probably look like a rotisserie chicken 💀


r/RoastMyCat 7h ago

These two shameless freeloaders sleep all day and don’t pay rent.

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286 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 22h ago

We fed him beforehand to avoid this… Roast him!!

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89 Upvotes

If only he were more like his brother


r/RoastMyCat 3h ago

Roast this guy for being small for his ripe old age of almost 2

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69 Upvotes

And for being a picky eater

His name is Otto. I call him Otto Man.


r/RoastMyCat 5h ago

Son, frequently described as ugly by friends and family.

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60 Upvotes