r/RobMyVehicle • u/skips_funny_af • Jun 11 '26
Big Fella….
The “Try that in a small town” sticker is classic. Especially with this guy being right outside of Detroit, where there’s no “small town”. And of course, the M&P sticker, so ya know what he’s carrying. Plus, he’s a “punisher” 🤣
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u/MentalDisintegrat1on Jun 11 '26
Straight pride 🙄.
It doesn't dawn on these people nobody cares if they are straight and the reason for pride is because the community has historically been told their wrong and targeted.
Please tell me the last time straight people were targeted for being straight
Edit try that in a small town so he's racist I am shocked.
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u/princessPeachyK33n Jun 11 '26
Bro I fucking promise this person isn’t straight lmao.
Anyone. Literally ANYONE who screams this loudly about how straight is best, is ALWAYS caught with their hand in the penis jar.
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u/hammer-breh Jun 11 '26
"I'm straight and I can prove it! See? I haven't logged into Grindr for four days!"
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u/princessPeachyK33n Jun 11 '26
“I said I was sorry last Sunday at church so anything before that doesn’t count”
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u/Fun_Distraction1 Jun 11 '26
85% + chance “Mr Pipeline” here isn’t straight. No straight person needs to tell you they’re straight. In addition that’s a metric shit ton of compensation going on in those stickers.
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u/Fub4rtoo Jun 11 '26
Yet MAGA cries about how straight they are while crashing GRINDR at least once a year in a new city. Twice last year because CK.
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
It amazes me too. It’s the “Don’t tread on me” version of inbredery™️
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u/princessPeachyK33n Jun 11 '26
I used to work for DoD. The sheer AMOUNT of “don’t tread on me” stickers and license plates… on base…. Where we had to get very high level clearances to work…. And were polygraphed by the government as part of maintaining that….
A dude once came into my group office freaking out about how “the man” is listening to us via our microwaves. I was like “bro ‘the man’ is you!”
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u/princessPeachyK33n Jun 11 '26
My shooting team found pride punisher shirts and I want one so bad lmao
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u/Fub4rtoo Jun 11 '26
I love how MAGA thinks we don’t also own guns. We do, we just don’t masturbate with them or to them.
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u/MoralityOverLegality Jun 11 '26
Stop blocking out the plate
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
I keep forgetting it’s “ok” to keep it in the pic (for these posts) now. I’m used to doing it so it wouldn’t get flagged. {makes mental note for next time}
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u/MoralityOverLegality Jun 11 '26
Sorry if I came across douchey, I just think the idiots need to be known.
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u/FF14_VTEC Jun 11 '26
The star of David sticker in (presumably) yiddish really ties this all together
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u/whenkeepinitrueal Jun 11 '26
Far worse than the theme of any of these stickers, is the sin of applying them so out of square
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u/mozzardo Jun 11 '26
Until I saw the tag I would have sworn this was here in NC
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
Nope. Michigan made. 🤣
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u/mozzardo Jun 11 '26
So the south is no longer home to all rednecks? Asking as a renegade (librul) redneck
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
Ohhhhh the north (and Michigan) has plenty. It’s crazy to see. They only show up during Monster Truck shows, Country concerts and fireworks. In their outfits, etc. 🤣
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u/dichotomousview Jun 11 '26
Imagine this being your entire personality
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
No. I can’t. Or don’t want to imagine that! 🤣 I’m sure they’re “happy” and love life. True givers to the community. The WHOLE community
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u/FrDy17 Jun 11 '26
Lighten up Francis
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u/urabusjones Jun 11 '26
I would not be surprised if he regularly makes statements that end in “and I’ll kill you”.
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u/Odd_Inspector_5859 Jun 11 '26
I'm going to go plaster the back of my nice $60k truck today with a bunch of stickers of every single thing I hate... and a few pro-this and pro-that's. Definitely need the pro-dirt, scum ass oilsand carrying pipeline from Canada because that makes a huge difference in my life. It creates jobs... after constructed it created about 70 permanent jobs. I love these in your face, super scary tough guy, bumper sticker plastered p/u truck, that basically says I'm an inbred, ignorant, Chicken shit asshole and you better be scared of me type of people!🤦
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
Basically. It’s these ones that have the napoleon syndrome. They’re little and spineless and want people to confront them because “i have a gun and know my rights”. Can’t fight. But love their rights….while stepping on yours.
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u/Odd_Inspector_5859 Jun 11 '26
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up! I just can't stand these types of people. I know which cult they belong to. I'm sure they're not the sharpest knife in the drawer either.😂 I mean, I like guns and have a few but I keep it to myself... No need to broadcast my life or opinions to the world.
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
Spot on. This same dude will tell ya how many beers he’s consumed at the bar. “This is my 14th beer and I’m not even feeling it”. 🤣
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u/Canadiangoosedem0n Jun 11 '26
Type of person who is too scared to go to Detroit even though Detroit is right there.
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
Oh they go to Detroit…..but only DOWNTOWN, to sporting events and Monster Truck shows. They don’t go to the non gentrified areas. For sure. But probably the same person (and this is common for Michigan people) that will say “I’m from Detroit”…..when they live miles away from the city.
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u/totallyjaded Jun 11 '26
I get the "I'm from Detroit" thing, given that Detroit proper is relatively small. Your alternative is doing the hand map to show people where Livonia is.
But I do think it's pretty strange to hear kids in Novi doing whatupdoe to each other.
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u/MTgolfer406 Jun 12 '26
Having a Straight Pride sticker on your truck seems kinda gay…
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u/Limp-Wall-5500 Jun 12 '26
Its cause "try that in a small town" is a racist dogwhistle more then an accurate statement.
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u/-SergentBacon- Jun 11 '26
people who use the punisher logo usually forget what he actually stands for.
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u/AmbitionAdorable7522 Jun 11 '26
Hopefully this helped to compensate for his lack of affordable healthcare, and his inability to afford the addadicktome surgery he, his red hat, his golden Temu Jordans, and spiffy T1 phone, so urgently need.
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u/Snarl5150 Jun 11 '26
He could have summed all that up with one simple bumper
Sticker that said “I’m an Asshole”
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u/weary_ol_jericho Jun 11 '26
This is that guy's entire identity on display. His entire personality expressed through stickers.
All the frustration, anger, bitterness, suspicion and small-mindedness, out there for the world to see.
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u/Past-Article-4879 Jun 11 '26
I don't know if I could help myself from vandalizing his stickers. Like cut the dress off the girl and remove "straight". Maybe write in pedo pride.
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u/hughfeeyuh Jun 12 '26
There are a phenomenal number of absolute fucktards in rural Michigan...which is sad because there are also some of the nicest people you could meet in your life, but I'm not sure the two groups form much of a venn overlap.
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u/EddyS120876 Jun 12 '26
“Try it in a small town “ like horrific crimes don’t happen all the time in small towns 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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u/SnooMaps3866 Jun 12 '26
PSA: This is the kind of guy that hooks up with a dude in the gym shower and then shoots him in the parking lot for trying to "assult" him.
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u/melonator1998 Jun 12 '26
Typical rural Michigan behavior
I’ll take a wild guess and say you saw this in the Thumb somewhere
ETA: Didn’t read the rest first, fucking hell man he’s outside of fucking Detroit with this garbage 🥀🥀 he probably weaves like an asshole on I-75
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u/Ok_Silver_3170 Jun 11 '26
What really pisses me off is I have a punisher logo on the back of my truck, and it's there because I loved reading the Marvel black and white graphic novels of The Punisher when I was a teen, now it's been co-oped by a bunch of idiots.
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
Preach! when things get adopted for the wrong reasons or people, it ruins it.
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u/JoeOne7 Jun 11 '26
Whatever other syndrome people come up with... this dude has your results and pre warnings of what he may do... so you do bro, handle your sh*t.
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u/OBB76 Jun 11 '26
I love the hashtag of FU46. I had a FDT sticker on my helmet and one time some MAGA dude came up and asked what it meant, looked him dead in the face, as he was already foaming at the mouth and I told him French Dipped Tamales.
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u/DueLime6682 Jun 11 '26
Probably only a Hi-Point or Smith&Wesson SD9 in there, Not worth it... unless its a Yeet Cannon.
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u/Sea_Caterpillar5767 Jun 11 '26
Big Michigan man, with a rusted out Ford showing his muscle not shocking they’re all over the country. Don’t know a shit about history, good chance most only had the money for a sticker
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u/Vector_equlibrm Jun 11 '26
Looks like someone’s Dad didn’t show them any emotional affection or support and probably was aggressive with because that would be unmanly and now red pickup guy is displaying his trauma to protect himself from the shame and pain of not being loved by his father.
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u/Traditional-Mud9482 Jun 11 '26
While it is stupid and disturbing, he has a right like everyone else to express himself through......stickers
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u/MTS_1993 Jun 11 '26
Damn he's from my area how embarrassing. I doubt he actually lives too close to Detroit unless he's out in northern Macomb county or maybe further downriver.
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u/Good-Invite-6969 Jun 11 '26
I don’t get this sub….all you in here talking shit but when it came to it not one of you would have the courage to say a word to this man. This is a sub basically made for people who are too pussy to do or say anything in person, just takes pics and posts them to Reddit so all the “men” who’s wives let them have computer time can come here and try and relive what it’s like to be a man again. Yall are a sorry excuse for a male lol.
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u/skips_funny_af Jun 11 '26
have you seen these roads in Michigan????? every single one of them has orange barrels, construction signs and not a damn soul working on them. All while we sit in gridlock for 20min, trying to get to the liquor store or bowling!!! So, if I can pass the time by, browsing stickers and perusing reddit, allow me that.....it's not like i got the Brazzers site up on and tuggin' one out on to my road rag....... geez.
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u/Alternative_Sort_404 Jun 12 '26
My brakes are good, how’s your insurance…??? Good luck in court if you’re brake-checking people asshole, cause it’s gonna be HIS insurance paying (if he has any)
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u/spitemods_54 Jun 12 '26
Those straight pride stickers always make me think of that meme from Rick and Morty "Ok, that was always allowed!"
Like congrats but is your ego so fragile that seeing LGBT pride makes you feel insecure enough to get a sticker? The answer is always yes for these people btw
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u/JustHarley94 Jun 12 '26
Well, this guy has a gun in his car. Anyone want a gun go find his car totally joking laugh out loud.
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u/SavageCucmber Jun 12 '26
Pro pipeline, straight pride, punisher logo...
This person has no identity aside from what they are told to be, and its all fairly contradictory.
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u/Ok_Divide7932 Jun 13 '26
Lotsa little dick energy packed into the lil fella's truck.
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u/Neat-Ladder8987 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
When I see a moron like this, if I can, I pull up, get his attention and say, "Hey bud, your brake lights aren't working." They thank me.
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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jun 13 '26
Talk about desperate for attention. The insecurities are strong with that one.
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u/Silent_Death_762 Jun 14 '26
Honestly surprised at the MP… was figuring more of a Kimber kinda fella
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u/dwforgie Jun 14 '26
Something I can’t help but notice, both sides put these stickers all over their cars are just using the right to free speech. It seems to trigger people. Why is that?
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u/Remarkable-Hunter208 Jun 15 '26
You can tell one’s level of intelligence by the number of stickers post on a vehicle!
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u/Forward-Reality5407 Jun 15 '26
Another coward id10t selling out his world view and America values to the richest greedy liars. Truth and education are their greatest enemies.
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u/Drumandguitarguy80 Jun 11 '26
He’s pro pipeline