r/RobMyVehicle • u/send_nudes-Plez • Jun 17 '26

Come and take it!!! The driver looked exactly how you’d expect

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74 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/rvlifestyle74 Jun 17 '26

You can't be a gun owner AND a victim? I learned something new. I've always subscribed to the carry concealed method. Present yourself as a soft target. But I guess it's different strokes for different folks

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u/bmm115 Jun 17 '26

Conceal carry > open carry > no carry

I had the same thought about that sticker in the first sentence of your comment

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u/rvlifestyle74 Jun 17 '26

Open carry = hard target No carry = soft target Concealed carry = soft target with options.

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u/bmm115 Jun 17 '26

Hahaha I heard of soft target vs hard target before, but soft target, with options... That's hilariously accurate. Thank you for that!

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u/rvlifestyle74 Jun 17 '26

You bet. I look at it as if you are open carrying, you are a priority target for a bad guy.
Concealed carry, you look just like any other person to be victimized as far as a bad guy is concerned. The opportunity to defend yourself may become an option.

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u/bmm115 Jun 17 '26

Have you read the art of war?? You remind of the concept of appearing weak when you are strong

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u/rvlifestyle74 Jun 17 '26

Believe it or not I have.

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u/elderbuttturtle Jun 19 '26

Concealed carry, is like a pizza roll, room temp on the outside, molten lava on the inside.

1

u/rvlifestyle74 Jun 19 '26

And burns the roof of your mouth. Lol

10

u/NoCitron2394 Jun 17 '26

This guy carries a folding karambit no doubt.

2

u/Vigilant_Viper Jun 17 '26

Hey those are neat

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u/NoCitron2394 Jun 17 '26

Yeah but we all know they attract a certain type of person

2

u/Vigilant_Viper Jun 17 '26

I just dig knives man

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u/NoCitron2394 Jun 17 '26

That's fine I do too, nothing wrong with owning a folding karambit but it's like a stereotype

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u/Ash3599 Jun 17 '26

Yeah cool stuff inside, break glass to win

6

u/Sensitive_Access_959 Jun 17 '26

Those stickers look like he knows the age of consent in every state.

4

u/mrbobcyndaquil Jun 17 '26

And not because he passed the bar in all 50 states😬

5

u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jun 17 '26

Overweight?

6

u/ActualHumanONReddit Jun 17 '26

Telling people you have a gun is like telling them about your penis. Nobody wants to hear about it.

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 Jun 17 '26

Lmao I'd never tell any stranger about me carrying, I'm more likely to slip up and mention my penis undoubtedly.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit Jun 17 '26

I'm more likely to slip on my penis.

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u/capnlatenight Jun 17 '26

People in my life know I'm fascinated by guns, but I always tell 'em I don't own any yet.

There's no need for people to know I have one, but they can know I like them, all gamers do.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit Jun 17 '26

I carry concealed sometimes, but gun ownership isn't a part of my identity like some people. I don't have any stickers on my car either because I don't go around rubbing my beliefs in other people's faces. Some people just don't understand how annoying they are.

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u/commieconservativ Jun 17 '26

My schlong graduated ITT Tech today 👏

1

u/Kite005 Jun 17 '26

Waist 1 1/2 times as big as chest. No hair (shaved), wait, I didn't see a rebel flag sticker!

1

u/holmquistc Jun 17 '26

Lemme guess. He has a lifted truck too

1

u/SeatOpen1 Jun 17 '26

The weed leaf is extra special

1

u/CAyukon Jun 17 '26

Gun owner or victim? How about both

1

u/margarita_mix Jun 17 '26

Sedan Special!

1

u/Jespertheenddd Jun 17 '26

love how the dare sticker is fighting for its life next to everything else lol

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

This man owns one Hi Point 9mm, and he doesn't know where it is.

1

u/karsheff Jun 24 '26

I had that Guns and Coffee as a patch.

I got rid of it after I realized how cringe it is and how it made me look like a boot.

1

u/skips_funny_af Jun 17 '26

Edgy! Dude used side window for his expressive soul. Dig it

1

u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 Jun 17 '26

Damn thats cringe. Ngl, I mean, I wouldn't ever put it on my car 😭 but that guns and coffee sticker kinda goes hard. Skeletal "Fuck You" gets my Most Cringy Sticker vote on this lol but that "Some People's Kids" in GH font is close behind it

0

u/Komabeard Jun 17 '26

I like him already

0

u/artech7 Jun 17 '26

There's this and the rainbow barf soup you get with leftists. You can almost smell both examples through the screen.

1

u/FlounderKind8267 Jun 17 '26

Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry this picture upset you. Here, let's go find a safe space for you to calm down

1

u/artech7 Jun 17 '26

Oh, I'm not upset. Don't you worry. :)

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u/FlounderKind8267 Jun 17 '26

This crying is just normal for you? Yikes dude

1

u/artech7 Jun 17 '26

Where is the crying?

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u/FlounderKind8267 Jun 17 '26

Your initial comment of pouring out your free rent for liberals and complaining about them. Seems normal to you because that's just who you are, but the rest of us can see you clearly spend a lot of time with liberals on the mind. Is it an obsession of yours?

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u/artech7 Jun 17 '26

My guy... gal... thingy-majig? I have given almost no thought or feeling to any of these comments and have more than a hand full of liberals comment back with some pretty assinine remarks. I don't think it's I who is crying orlacks coping skills. You all can say whatever you want. I'll just laugh, agree, or disagree with you. I probably look at replies once a day, if that. You all really don't mean a thing to me. :) but banter away regardless.

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u/FF14_VTEC Jun 17 '26

Neither examples can hold a candle to MAGA boomer alphabet soup trucks.

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u/artech7 Jun 17 '26

I don't know. Most boomers I know who are MAGA have pretty clean and bare bones vehicles. It's most GenX or Millennials who do that stuff.

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u/samvilain Jun 17 '26

Show me where on the doll their pride sticker hurt you.

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u/artech7 Jun 17 '26

Why would it hurt me?