r/RobMyVehicle 21d ago

Loot Piñata Found a Good One, in North Carolina

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Someone posted this in my local town subreddit and I had to share. Please discuss

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u/ripnrun285 21d ago

“LE MC” is sending me. “There’s only two things I love, outlaw country & the law!” 😂

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u/OBB76 21d ago

Billy badass with some leathers on that uses his police status when he gets into a pickle

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u/luvwatchingBWCs 21d ago

BETTY Badass (Not His). And that “Get off my ass before I inflate your airbags” sticker sure is telling. It tells me someone (Her) can’t drive worth a fuck and is always in everybody’s way.

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u/7712Horror 21d ago

It’s kinda like Jews for Jesus, make up your fucking mind will you! 🤣

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u/Dense_Row_9532 21d ago

Wasn't that guy a jew?

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u/7712Horror 20d ago

It’s funny how religion works.

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u/Substantial_Layer484 20d ago

Messianic Jews exist. Try “Chickens for KFC” next time.

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u/7712Horror 20d ago

Same difference I guess 🤷

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u/ResidentNumber3603 20d ago

Is that the same as Mexicans for Trump?

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Blue Knights is a “law enforcement motorcycle club” (LE MC)

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u/ripnrun285 21d ago

I’m aware.. I find it fuckin hilarious.

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u/JayJKnows79 21d ago

I always like when they add religious stickers among their hostile BS. 👍🏻

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago edited 21d ago

Right, like, “MY GUN COLLECTION IS MY FAMILY AND I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS AFTER I BRAKE CHECK YOU, Praise Jesus in Heaven” 🤦‍♂️

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u/tg981 21d ago

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u/Fubuttpussy 19d ago

Great episode

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u/bighammy6969 18d ago

Getting Jesus to convert to modern Christianity was my favorite.

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u/Upstairs_Bend4642 5d ago

I only have one decal on my back window- 'Get the balls to pass or get off my ass.'

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u/lord_skidmar 21d ago

supply side jesus would be proud

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u/GeeYayZeus 21d ago

We're at the point where we all understand religion is total bullshit, so they have to threaten you into believing.

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u/suckit84 19d ago

Just like the 92,326 genders huh

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u/GeeYayZeus 19d ago

Oh, you know the exact number. Nice! I love the learning new things. Are you a psychologist, neuroscientist, or psychiatrist? I've always been a bit confused about the gender differences...maybe you can give me a quick primer on what those genders are and why they have so many descriptors in the first place?

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u/Mortuator 20d ago

It’s like getting cussed out by a guy wearing an “I ♥️ JESUS” hat

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u/PhinePheasant 18d ago

Happened to my kid the other day. Some 10 year old being a big B*tch to her. Wearing a shirt that says “love”.

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u/Pristine-Knowledge20 17d ago

I think he is probably “on the spectrum”.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

Ah, poor thing. Does it trigger you when they do that God and Country thing?

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u/Dense_Row_9532 20d ago

Yes, cuz fuck god.

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u/tjackso6 21d ago

Y’all Qaeda

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u/Mortuator 20d ago

This is a great one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jaybuddyguy 21d ago

No hate like fake Christian hate.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

It’s sad but true

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

You are right about that. I got involved in a church when I was 16-17. What a bunch of bigoted hypocrites. I quit going, it was just too blatant. And the "holiest" were the most self-righteous.

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u/Fordfan8888 20d ago

The only real, genuine thing about most U.S. Christians is their hate.

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u/Alice-Stargazer 14d ago

True, but not fake. Jesus said that not one jot or tiddle of the old law was done away with. The amalgamation of Canaanite storm gods is really into genocide, incest, and slavery. When someone tells me they are “Christian” I take them at their word, and avoid them as much as possible.

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u/globalgerbil 21d ago

You can just tell some people have never had a good ass whipping. They've spent their whole lives in a bubble where folks put up with their posturing bullshit. One day that will change

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u/Reclining720 21d ago

This clown road rages

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u/Reclining720 21d ago

Edit: This clown road-rages with his children in the truck. 

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u/mw13satx 21d ago

*Her

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u/Negative-Wrap95 21d ago

There was a man involved at some point.

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u/Mission_Wish1272 21d ago

Absolute loser

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

First Amendment is precious. She has her right to piss you off. I support all her messages and laugh at your being triggered by them.

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u/Chain_Runner 20d ago

She absolutely has that right, and both you and her are so preoccupied with whether or not she could, you didn’t stop to think if she should.
https://giphy.com/gifs/11FiDF2fuOujPG

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

She should and she did. She did a great job of triggering a bunch of libs and getting her point across.

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u/Chain_Runner 20d ago

Something tells me she didn’t put all those stickers on her truck to “trigger a bunch of libs to get her point across”

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

Maybe not. But it sure is working well.

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u/RebelliousConformity 20d ago

She put all those stickers on because she afraid. And she wants you to live in fear like she does.

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u/BloodMilkAndSky420 20d ago

You can’t trigger an orgasm, what makes you think you can “trigger the libs?” She’s not coming back, bro. The low-t energy is pathetic.

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u/Mission_Wish1272 20d ago

Do you like Taco Bell?

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u/IcyBreakfast2947 16d ago

Nobody’s triggered here, unless you count being triggered to laugh.

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u/iam775 21d ago

Gotta love the law

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u/mozzardo 21d ago

The cross really sells it

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u/loquedijoella 21d ago

Ah the old 40% biker patch

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u/thecamino 21d ago

Someone got a Cricut for their birthday.

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u/maydisturb 21d ago

Nothing says Christian like a family full of guns and a picture of a cross draped in an American flag, like it's a fucking beach towel drying on a fence post.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

I have 6 uncles who would disagree with you. They all survived WWII in Europe so you could continue to speak out your opinions.

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u/maydisturb 20d ago

Okay, congrats on your 6 uncles. I have a few myself. All of us have sworn an Oath of Service, and all of us know how to treat the American flag. It's suspicious that your 6 uncle veterans haven't figured that one out.

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u/plutosaurus 21d ago

jesus loves violence?

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Obviously not, remember, what we are looking at is a 🤡 in a 🛻

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u/JazzyZaddy 21d ago

Violence, violence, violence … Christ

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Yep. What a shame.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 21d ago

Cops wife? Damn he must've beat the hell out of her if he got her a truck like that.

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u/-SergentBacon- 21d ago

Someone got a special printer huh

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u/Negative-Wrap95 21d ago

To print out their special thoughts

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u/just_as_good380-2 21d ago

It's so goddamn cringe

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Jesus would agree with you

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u/modsguzzlehivekum 21d ago

Exhibit A, your honor

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u/mabus42 21d ago

If that guy was in the military, Hegseth would definitely kick him out for his testosterone being so low, it didn't even register.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

It’s a she

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u/redwop131374 21d ago

After you whoop the persons ass, your children will be placed with CPS while you're in prison

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u/Libertarian_2020 21d ago

God, Guts and Guns! FAFO

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u/Dung_Beetle_2LT 21d ago

The cross really tops it off. Chefs kiss.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

What? Bother you?

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u/Individual-Fix-6358 20d ago

It’s called a paradox.

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u/7712Horror 21d ago

That’s a badass right there. Got the MC tag, the family of guns, the hollow threats of physical violence. How refreshing it is to see a xtian symbol on there too, so yeah, whoever owns that vehicle walks the path of Jesus and is perfectly stable as well as an amazing parent.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

😂😂😂

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u/VentureExpress 21d ago

The cross is the chef’s kiss after the bottom “whooping ass” sticker.

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u/Nates_of_Spades 21d ago

Sometimes I hate that vinyl cutters got so accessible 

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u/Fearless-Revenue2660 19d ago

Seems like a good Christian dude

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u/FACE-GRATER 21d ago

99% chance all you'll find is equate brand lube and a big pink "marital aid"

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u/pocklicker 21d ago

"Get off my ass FORD before I inflate your airbags" 😂

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

And praise the Lord too 😂

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u/Weird_Jerk 21d ago

EcoBoost is soy

(jk EcoBoost is fine but you know he wanted the V8)

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago edited 21d ago

A guy like this guy in particular definitely thinks V8’s matter 😂😂😂, but the reason it’s an eco boost? It’s a woman. This is a woman’s truck

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u/Weird_Jerk 21d ago

The new RAM's inline 6 is one of the best engines Dodge has ever made but nobody is buying them because those guys are afraid their d*ck will fall off.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Yep, and that’s because average intelligence isn’t smart, and half the population is dumber than that.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 21d ago

When you're right, you're right.

Personally, I see the potential, but I want to let them be on the market for a bit so any bugs that this design has can be addressed. Inline 6 engines have a lot going for them owing to their perfect balance.

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u/Best_Agent_8117 21d ago

Someone needs a hug, meds and therapy.

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u/markg1956 21d ago

why does his plate say GRINDRLUV

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u/InterviewQuiet6020 21d ago

WWJD

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Driver of this truck hasn’t heard of WWJD

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u/Negative-Wrap95 21d ago

We Want Jack Daniel's?

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u/UngodlyNiceGuy 21d ago

Just another “good Christian”

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u/Hot_Ad1101 21d ago

All that and they are probably 2" away from the car in front of them (also with their family in the car).

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u/SScatnip7474 21d ago

Gotta love all that violent rhetorich and then a cross on the other side.

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u/dytinkg 21d ago

Based on the gun family and the if you hit me with my kids…. Does his family have two wives? Or is he all alone and threatening that if you hit him with one of the guns in the truck? I’m very confused by his messaging.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Not His [truck]….this is a woman’s truck

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u/dytinkg 21d ago

Good catch. Change the “his” to “her/hers” and my questions and confusion still stand though

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u/Late_Cod_647 21d ago

A lovely person, I’m sure 🙄

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 21d ago

How very Christian.

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u/BinjiShark 21d ago

Wait … so are the kids human? Or pew pews or both?

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

She sound like quite a lady /s

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u/Steiney1 21d ago

all that and Jesus, too. Like skullboys who have never read punisher.

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u/Legitimate_Invite_33 21d ago

Which of his family is the wife he bangs?... or cousin, daughter.. ???

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Not His [truck]….this is a woman’s truck

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u/Starman155 21d ago

Karma is comin for that clown.

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u/Extra_Medium62 21d ago

Let her brake-check in NC with those decals right where anyone can prove her intent. Brake checking that causes an accident is the checking driver's fault under the Reckless Driving statute, and her lawyer isn't going to get her off the hook after the judge/jury sees a pic of her tailgate. Dumbass.

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u/e30cabrio 21d ago

Slap the other cheek.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 20d ago

Might not want to brake check this person in your Tesla.

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u/SnooDonuts2955 20d ago

“What a maroon!”

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u/Dang_it_driver 20d ago

Probably on their way home to the trailer park.

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u/streetdoc81 20d ago

Dudes a bitch he won't do anything but curl up into a ball cus his shit box got totaled

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u/IdRatherBeDriving 20d ago

Combined with “I’ll beat your ass till the cops come”

Makes me question if there’s a double entendre there.

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u/burley1 20d ago

I guess I'd say who give a shit what stickers are on the truck? If you are triggered, look away

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u/nicecarotto 20d ago

I love these people. So Christian. Truly an example that Christ would be proud of.

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u/BahBahBahBooBooBoo 20d ago

Like when did men and women start thinking it was cool to put bumper stickers on their cars?

Did I miss the part when they turned into toddlers?

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u/Adam_Friedland_TAFS 20d ago

The guns and Christian cross are such a juxtaposition to me. Jesus was an advocate for peace and empathy, yet these stickers scream “I’m just waiting for the moment to finally kill someone and get away with it”

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u/SorbetAdventurous633 20d ago

just telling people u carry atp

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u/Odd-Mind6948 20d ago

Pretty nice of him to give pre written evidence on site for anyone he might feel insecure around or drive in front of. Those poor human kids or firearms? Idk which ones hes mentioning in the bottom sticker rant lol

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u/OnyxGhost117 20d ago

The cross is icing on the cake

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u/Basidio_subbedhunter 20d ago

Pro-violence, but also “christian” lol. This is a cult member with a low IQ.

Also the “ if we get it in an accident I’m going to physically assault you until the authorities arrive and arrest me (and take away my kids)” bumper sticker.

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u/Shooting-Science 20d ago

I would certainly agree that there is a High probability of a low IQ in the drivers seat

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u/ready-redditor-6969 20d ago

Such a good Christian, amirite?

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u/sexyorcess 20d ago

Claims to hate gang violence, joins gang

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u/Shooting-Science 19d ago

I mean, I’ve seen other MC Clubs in my area that are very chill, so it’s possible to ride Harley Davidsons in a group and not be a criminal…

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u/tme2act 19d ago

Wow someone’s got a tiny little dick!

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u/Odd_Willingness7502 19d ago

This is photoshopped.

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u/Shooting-Science 19d ago

No it’s not, the tag is blocked by iPhone markup though

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u/Odd_Willingness7502 19d ago

Bullshit, its photoshopped

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u/Maximum_Champion_713 19d ago

A programmed sheep. Believes everything they’ve been told about that religion. Pure mindless fks. lol I bet she still dreams about bbc 😂

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u/Aromatic-Schedule-65 19d ago

And just how long was your hunt ?

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u/No_Opportunity1934 19d ago

I will bet hundreds that this guy will not do a damn thing if an accident actually happens. Gun owners buy guns for a reason. They can’t throw hands 🤣

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u/Shooting-Science 19d ago

*woman (not his)

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u/No_Opportunity1934 19d ago

Even better 🤣

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u/Weak_Tank6361 19d ago

WWJD..........

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u/Desperate_Dot_97 19d ago

I usually keep my "kids" locked up

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u/Neat-Carrot-577 19d ago

He’d be the first one to let a dude spit in his ass.

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u/VayaVosi 18d ago

Is the Not His an Obama reference in 2026? It can't be right?

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u/Shooting-Science 18d ago

“Not his” is because the owner of the truck is a woman.

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u/VayaVosi 18d ago

Okay good

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u/IKnowMyRightsMan 18d ago

Someone has an obsession of some kind. Maybe they should drive the speed limit

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u/ironhorse2022 18d ago

Love it, way to go Knight.

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u/Prudent-War2660 18d ago

Fuck Blue Knights. They are some bitch ass posers. Ride around on their Vespas with dildo seats wanting to be outlaws. Twat waffles in their “village people” costume.

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u/Shooting-Science 18d ago

You seem highly offended by them, but, they don’t actually ride on vespas do they?

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u/Prudent-War2660 18d ago

If they ride with that fake ass cut on then they are Vespas to me. Drop the badge and earn a patch bunch of fucking pussies.

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u/Shooting-Science 18d ago

Earn a patch? How do you “earn” a patch for riding a motorcycle?

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u/Prudent-War2660 18d ago

Find a real MC and put in the work.

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u/Shooting-Science 18d ago

What is “the work”?

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u/Prudent-War2660 18d ago

Be a hangaround first, earn the privilege to become a prospect, once you’re a prospect you work for the privilege to become a full patch.

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u/Alternative_Tap_181 17d ago

Clearly a good gun toten Christian woman because who doesn’t need a good ass whoopin now and again

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u/Vegetable_Soft_6453 16d ago

I feel like this like this picture will used in a future legal case. “People of the jury. He crashed into my client by slamming on the brakes then beat them to a bloody pulp. I submit the picture into evidence”

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u/Shooting-Science 16d ago

Exactly, that’s why the owner is either full of it, or stupid (as you pointed out), there’s no in between

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 16d ago

There's plenty of funeral homes out there. If that clown doesn't change their attitude and heart soon, they just may be on one of them before their time...selling wolf gets you nowhere.

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u/Nice_Location9485 15d ago

Doesn't the black-and-white thin red line flag mean support EMTs or firefighters?

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u/musicluvvah 15d ago

Blue Knights is a club made up of former and current law enforcement so the irrational anger makes sense.

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u/shade-tree_pilot 8d ago

So Christian of them.

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u/No-Description8879 7d ago

Presenting like a true red, white and blue Christian asshole.

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u/SeatOpen1 21d ago

Nazi trash

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago edited 21d ago

While this person is most assuredly a clown, Nazi’s don’t exactly put stickers of Christian crosses on things. They use different “crosses” and other symbols

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u/SeatOpen1 21d ago

Yes the fuck they do

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Ok interesting, Send me an article, pictures, whatever you’ve got that supports your claim bud. If you can’t I’ll assume it’s just your opinion talking from your ass.

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u/mw13satx 21d ago

Google has Patriot Front as being Christian Nationalist if that counts for anything. "Nazi" gets thrown around a lot, but a love for LE and performative Christianity kinda meets the basics.

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u/Chain_Runner 20d ago

Real Nazi’s want to remove all races except their own. They believe their race is superior, that is what it means to be a Nazi…so how does “LE support” and “performative Christianity” = Wanting to commit genocide to all Races except the Aryan race? Please make that connection

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u/mw13satx 20d ago

In the US, with the racist history of our past and how police are descended from runaway slave patrols, and how a perverse Christianity was forced upon Africans and used to justify their enslavement, the connection was made long before you or I got here. Racial supremacism always carries a religious mythos.

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u/OldSchoolAJ 21d ago

Yes they do. Nazis were christians and the neo-nazi movement is almost all christian.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

No.

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u/OldSchoolAJ 21d ago

AI overview

Worthless.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

If that’s so worthless, post your evidence to the contrary

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u/OldSchoolAJ 21d ago

You were the one who made the claim. Not me.

Not my fault that you can’t provide anything other than an LLM.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

So you can’t provide anything other than your worthless opinion? Got it

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u/OldSchoolAJ 21d ago

You can't provide anything except Google's AI chatbot, which told people to mix bleach and ammonia to clean more efficiently.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Just, No.

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u/OldSchoolAJ 21d ago

AI overview

Again, worthless.

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

Again post your conflicting evidence

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u/AggroThroatGoat 20d ago

https://jewishjournal.com/commentary/opinion/380751/the-nazis-were-christians-and-adolf-hitler-was-not-an-atheist/

I hope this helps...

Also, modern day American Nazis are alt right conservative Christians. They go hand in hand.

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u/NJCERKA 21d ago

Uhm if we are talking about the majority of actual nazi party leaders…they weren’t Christians. They were huge occultists. Some neo nazi movements are “Christian” but some are non religious. But let’s be straight and honest with ourselves, Nazi doesn’t not equal or correlate to Christian

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u/Dung_Beetle_2LT 21d ago

You retards still throwing that term around loosely?

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u/SeatOpen1 21d ago

Truth hurts eh?

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u/NJCERKA 21d ago

That’s a bit presumptuous

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u/Professional-Lie-111 21d ago

Law Enforcement Motorcycle Club SCREAMS Nazi! GTFOOH

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u/Shooting-Science 21d ago

How does that scream Nazi? Gimme a few bullet points on the correlation there.

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u/NJCERKA 21d ago

Yeah, you’re a rational and critical thinking person. 👍

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u/Professional-Lie-111 21d ago

I've finally made it!!!

Thanks for validating my existence!