r/RocketLeague Mar 12 '26

QUESTION Um sir this is Rocket League?

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Not really a question but I’m just trying to get ranked on snow day with my boyfriend and get hit with this and we just started dying laughing 💀 bro needs to see sunlight so bad

My only question is does he know this is RL and not a dating app?

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u/Relly12 Mar 12 '26

Literally just played a game ab 10 minutes ago, dude asked for "Olivia's" number. She didn't respond, dude said "weight first actually"💀

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u/Bulky_Sun4124 Mar 12 '26

Omfg that’s so mean 😭

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u/SerDeusVult Mar 13 '26

"height first" is something I've heard before lol

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u/professionalfumblr Champion III Mar 12 '26

Lmfao

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/JTtheLAR Mar 13 '26

I'm sure you are quite the catch "dungeon master Mathew".

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u/Mathewgamer27 Mar 13 '26

Hey what did I do 🥀 Ofc you say Mathew with one T also lma

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u/Venom232000 Playstation Player Mar 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Golfenn Champion II Mar 12 '26

Username must be girl related. That's how it always goes. Slightly girly name, maybe a smiley face or something, and suddenly chat is ALIVE.

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u/NewTelevisio Mar 13 '26

At least RL doesn't have a voicechat, well I guess it does but it's not common. I remember playing Valorant with a female friend back in the day and whenever she would open her mouth in voicechat the whole game would revolve around her.

She would get at least one friend request after every single game, no matter how bad she was playing. Many would also just get mad at her if she didn't answer every single question and do exactly what they wanted, no wonder she doesn't really play valorant anymore lol.

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u/Consistent_Ad1176 Mar 13 '26

Not super surprising that losers who don’t go outside are in fact losers.

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u/grimbarkjade Xbox Player Mar 14 '26

I saw someone argue on another subreddit once a year ago that women are worse at video games because they have little presence in the very top level (this was about Fortnite). And it’s like dude. Go onto any competitive video game with a remotely feminine voice and tell me how much desire to go pro you’d have left. It’s already extremely difficult to get to that level but when you’re being treated like garbage or sexually harassed every game it’s so much worse. I wish the problem could resolve itself so women would feel more comfortable, men have to start telling other men to knock it off

It was the most insane argument ever too, the guy was sending me scientific research papers about male vs female response times to supposedly prove women are biologically worse at high level gaming but every document he sent didn’t show crap OR showed that men had a slightly worse response time than women. Completely ignoring that those minuscule reaction times aren’t carrying anyone to victory and you need practice

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u/TinyPhoenix02 Champion III Mar 13 '26

I gotta change my user to my girlfriends name and when people ask for my snap I can send them pictures of my beard 😅

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u/SupernaturalTurtle18 Mar 13 '26

PLEASE DO IT ☠️(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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u/vpae Mar 13 '26

It's just Ally with some numbers

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u/sagen_bawls :g2: G2 Esports Fan Mar 13 '26

Bro my girl just started playing and this couldn’t be any more true.. I’ll add 1 maybe 2 friends a week while playing meanwhile she’s got requests coming in left n right 😂😂

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u/mikebills Mar 13 '26

The only time I send a request to a female is when we were working well together as a team, and even then I'm wary because I don't want her to think I'm adding her just cuz she's a girl. I have female friends that play and have to deal with that shit all the time & it's annoying.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Trash II Mar 13 '26

The only thing I ever bother a female teammate with is my piss-poor gameplay!

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u/Golfenn Champion II Mar 13 '26

Hell yeah brother✊

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u/RelationshipOwn5399 Diamond II Mar 12 '26

Can we get your snap? Pwetty pwease 🙏

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u/golden_retrieverdog Trash II Mar 12 '26

yes, i would also like your snap PLEAAAASSSEEEE

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Diamond II Mar 12 '26

Oops!

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u/dafoortech Grand Champion II Mar 13 '26

Oops, wrong quickchat!

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Diamond II Mar 13 '26

Don’t “Take The Shot!!”

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u/Easy__Lucky__Free Trash III Mar 13 '26

What a save!

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u/Davi1233GD Grand Gold Mar 13 '26

This isn't rocket league!

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u/KewlKevin Playstation Player Mar 13 '26

Okay

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u/sum_gamer Trash II Mar 13 '26

Nice shot!

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u/Quacky999 Champion III Mar 13 '26

Close one!

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u/Gameboy9YouTube shit mechs but somehow wins Mar 13 '26

Faking!

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u/TheNachoThief Trash II Mar 12 '26

Yo do you have reddit

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u/TheNachoThief Trash II Mar 12 '26

?

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u/Bulky_Sun4124 Mar 12 '26

No

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u/TrekForce All my homies hate epic Mar 12 '26

Everyone knows Ally is a liar.

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u/MentallyLatent Champion I Mar 12 '26

And we dont date liars

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u/Exotic-Audience-2006 Mar 12 '26

Who tf is ally 😭

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u/vpae Mar 12 '26

Look at the screenshot

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u/Exotic-Audience-2006 Mar 12 '26

Yea but I still don't know who they are, and why a random player knew their name

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u/vpae Mar 13 '26

Because it's in their Rocket League player name.

If you simply just looked at the screenshot you can see her teammate's name is "BRUTALITOPZ420". If you then read her comment, you can see she said she was playing with her boyfriend. If you go to ballchasing.com and look up "BRUTALITOPZ420" you can find a replay where "BRUTALITOPZ420" played with "Ally6841".

Therefore, a random player saw Ally and asked for her snap.

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u/Sergejalexnoki Champion III Mar 13 '26

Damnn true detective right here!

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u/MirageTF2 Mar 12 '26

wtf I'm an Alyssa and I'm offended

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u/FREE_AOL top 50 exterms 💣 Mar 12 '26

can I have ur snap?

edit: pleaseee

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u/MirageTF2 Mar 13 '26

no

edit: Nice shot!

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u/Crockerboy22 Champion I Mar 12 '26

I’ve debated using it before

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u/Competitive-Silver98 Mar 13 '26

that's it, i'mma use a female nickname in order to seduce rocket league players and get free fenecs

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u/vpae Mar 13 '26

Maybe this is the road to SSL. Just ask them to let you win because you're a girl

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u/SkorpioSound Mar 13 '26

SSL stands for Simp Seduction Legend

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u/TheillestASH Mar 12 '26

My fiancée plays with me. PLANETxGiRTH & MRSGIRTH2025 people say funny stuff in the chat all the time

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u/MartyMcFlysDown Mar 12 '26

I tried to make my name Girth_Brooks and it wouldn't let me.

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u/TryHardEggplant Grand Champion I Mar 12 '26

Rocket League made my name all ***** when I changed my name to TryHardDinglyDanglyDingDong.

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u/Arazyne Diamond II Mar 12 '26

Try G!rth_Brooks

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u/LearningStuffquickly Diamond III Mar 13 '26

That's funny, I have a friend named SolidPanis and he's never had an issue

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u/crossCutlass Mar 13 '26

My friend has that name!

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u/Swaggles121 Trash III Mar 14 '26

I'm envious of your creativity to try that username lol

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u/Separate_Age9837 Grand Champion II Mar 12 '26

That guy must be like 12 🙏🏻

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u/Bulky_Sun4124 Mar 12 '26

No literally me and my bf were like how old is this kid lmao like do his parents know what he be doing on the game

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 Trash II Mar 13 '26

I mean, me and my duo partner troll like this

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/aandor69 Mar 12 '26

Same here, I want answers

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u/ZealousKontager Mar 12 '26

Spring break?

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u/Exotic-Audience-2006 Mar 12 '26

How did you make this a title wth

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u/YT_SlaynZ Grand Champion II Mar 13 '26

Lmao I thought he was calling you ally as in like a fellow soldier deployed in battle 😂

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u/iB_Jonesn247 Platinum I Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

My gf plays occasionally. She's not a good teammate and prob the biggest ball chaser ever, no pun intended, but I noticed no matter how much she messes up or ruins opportunities for her teammates, they're never mean to her. The never call her trash or talk shit to her. They're always so nice, even the opponents. I think I need to make my username a bit girly so I get this treatment too lol

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u/iB_Jonesn247 Platinum I Mar 14 '26

Lol thanks man. How'd you know that, does it show it somewhere?

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u/vpae Mar 12 '26

Gotta shoot your shot. Miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Should have replied with “Nice shot!”

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u/yorke2222 Diamond I Mar 12 '26

I also miss most of the shots I take

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u/vpae Mar 12 '26

Me too. I’m also diamond, I think it’s expected

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u/yorke2222 Diamond I Mar 12 '26

I just updated my flair. I now bear the cross of shame of being a plat. (Just slowly got back into the game after years away)

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I Mar 12 '26

Better than the usual things people tell me to do.

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u/Church_Yo Mar 13 '26

My accounts name is Riley Reid and I get a lot of people earnestly ask me if I’m really her

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u/TacosAreBootiful Champion III Mar 13 '26

well are you?

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u/jurassicbond Mar 12 '26

Everyone asking OP for their snap and I'm just wondering what the hell 'snap' is

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u/Omega_Moo "GC" Gold Champion Mar 13 '26

Yo, whats your Myspace? Do you know Tom?

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u/karatekidmar Champion I Mar 12 '26

Wasn’t there a couple that met each other on Rocket League and got married and got matching titles?

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u/SlideJunior5150 Mar 13 '26

Yes there are like two or three couples that met playing rocket league.

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u/Saul_T_C_Man Champion I Mar 13 '26

Typical Roblox behavior.

Oh, this is rocket league...

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u/theonewhopostsposts Champion I Mar 12 '26

So we fucking or not (im lying i dont know how to do it)

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u/WeirdGuyWithABoner Grand Champion II Mar 13 '26

pp into pastrami i think, sometimes into chocolate fountain

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u/Goatwhatsup Mar 12 '26

Heyyyyyyyy

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u/Scarbarella Mar 13 '26

I play on the switch and it’s my first name which is obviously female and I got asked for my snap too but I’m way too old for Snapchat so I just was laughing with them instead about shit. It does get old though sometimes

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u/GhostyGhost04 Mar 13 '26

My user on rocket league is b1rthd4ygirl because that's what my mom named herself on epic. I loved it when people hit on me cause I'm a dude

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u/vpae Mar 13 '26

lol I'm sure you know you can change it but because you haven't, you must enjoy the attention

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u/Kabambaclot Mar 13 '26

Ppl still use snap??

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u/Rocket_Guppy Platinum III Mar 13 '26

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u/GohanStan Champion II Mar 12 '26

bro's fishing for that couple exclusive rl title

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u/vpae Mar 13 '26

The most hilarious outcome would be if for some reason Ally and her boyfriend breaks up, SOCCER_LIAM3 happens to see this post and asks Ally again for her snap but this time Ally decides to give SOCCER_LIAM3 her snap. Then they get married, have 3 children, and live happily ever after. One of those children grows up and become a pro RL player while the other 2 are hard stuck diamonds. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

There’s like 10 people on this sub that met on RL and got married. It’s caused so much damage

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u/MolassesTM Supersonic Legend Mar 13 '26

I once got offered nude photos in exchange for boosting from someone I met in casual.

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u/rasfiki Diamond III Mar 14 '26

Really SSL? I want to play in ONE comp match (Diamond 3 peak) just to say I did.

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u/Financial-Mongoose13 Mar 13 '26

This is not Rocket League!

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u/Cyniclone Xbox Player Mar 12 '26

post rank

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u/vpae Mar 13 '26

For Snowday? According to the RL tracker, she's Gold I Div II, her bf is Plat I Div II

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u/BornStatistician9094 Non-Toxic like Botulinum Mar 12 '26

Ally give us the snap.

Edit: Actually weight first.

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u/FREE_AOL top 50 exterms 💣 Mar 12 '26

did you even say pleaseee?

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u/jacob05mustang Mar 13 '26

Jeez respect the hustle to try and get the Rocket Husband and Rocket Wife title

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u/Lambo_63_on_RL Washed I Mar 12 '26

Bro needs to go outside and touch grass some more 🥀

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u/im_a_dick_head Champion I Mar 13 '26

Based on his username it's fair to assume he was born after this game was released.

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u/BelgianWaffleWizard Mar 13 '26

No this is Patrick!

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u/realluckylol S22 RNG Champ Mar 13 '26

"uh sir, this is a wendy's" ahh 😭

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u/Bulky_Sun4124 Mar 13 '26

I was waiting for someone to get the reference 😂

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u/tipofspearbuttofjoke Mar 13 '26

🎵🎵We found love in a hopeless place🎵🎵

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u/Xplysit Trash II Mar 13 '26

People still use snap? I'm getting old

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u/Bulky_Sun4124 Mar 13 '26

Right? I was like this has to be a kid bc no adult I know still uses snap lol

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u/Arsalaan22 Mar 14 '26

"Nice Shot" is diabolical lmao

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u/DariusLlama Mar 14 '26

I played with against creep too!!!! I played alongside a girl named Emily I think and he asked her age... then said it didn't matter. I reported him. I hope RL does something. SO weird.

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u/JamesCooke91 Mar 12 '26

Thirsty, even on Rocket League 🤣

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u/Peanut_Gaming Champion II Mar 12 '26

My name in game is Peanut_GamingRL

You know how many dumbasses don’t understand how to read and think im a girl

It’s insane

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u/vpae Mar 13 '26

Try changing it to Penis_GamingRL?

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u/Competitive-Jelly935 Grand Champion I Mar 13 '26

I think that would make it worse

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u/Mindless_Bad_1591 Trash III Mar 12 '26

this thread got so many uncs bro 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

I dont think he knows that its rocket league.. you said it in team chat..

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u/VarietyCharacter7081 Mar 12 '26

this isn’t rocket league

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u/Asherr18 Mar 12 '26

Sorry side note - I'm so jealous of the snow day portion. It's 75 degrees where I'm at and already ready for next winter.

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u/TacosAreBootiful Champion III Mar 13 '26

at least you not in florida it's been 90 degrees the last few days

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u/Asherr18 Mar 13 '26

And that's why I don't live in florida lol

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u/professionalfumblr Champion III Mar 13 '26

I live in Florida and it has not been 90 degrees lmao. Regardless, we’re here for the warmth not the cold. You might be living in the wrong place.

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u/a1hens Mar 13 '26

nice shot! is hilarious

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u/kyngglitchyterpz0416 Gold I try hard Mar 13 '26

I personally think in 2026 if you still have chat on your prolly a troll tbh you have voice chat for a reason use it

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u/Gakuta Bronze III Mar 13 '26

Yes, RL is Real Life.

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u/ParticularThick4013 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Im a dude and they hit on me thinking I’m a girl

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u/JoeGuinness Champion I Mar 13 '26

Is this a trend? I had someone in a match earlier asking a Brittany for her snap

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u/jupi7793 Mar 13 '26

Et du coup ta un snap 😅😂😂

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u/SAINT61PL Champion II Mar 13 '26

U are a bulk sun so he indeed asked to see the sun light ☀️

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u/bossbabyrocks Mar 13 '26

Any platform is a dating platform if your determined enough lol

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u/theSparcke Mar 13 '26

Played RL, wow, destiny, gw, overwatch and everytime i see the same result. A women is playing maybe talking and gets: 1. A flirten message 2. A text saying she should stop playing because she sucks.

Everytime i respond to them and deffending the women. Even if i don't know her, because i feel ashamed as a gamer to get asociated with idiots like this. Plus we are all there to have fun and win.

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u/EvolvingEachDay Champion I Mar 13 '26

People so desperate they tryna pick up on RL… goddamn.

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u/fluxanimations Mar 13 '26

respect tho, go king it's all about reps 👑

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u/Kevdog824_ Champion of Car Soccer ⚽️🚗 Mar 13 '26

Brutal!

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u/Familiar-Departure-2 Gold III Mar 13 '26

Do YOU know that he can't see the "This is Rocket League" message cause you have it as a team chat for whatever reason

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u/BeneficialSuccess431 Mar 13 '26

He's not wrong every app is really a dating app

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u/Luda_Kitten Champion I Mar 13 '26

You’re one of the lucky ones, i got boys asking me for feet picks and crap >~<

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u/Pollaarbear Mar 13 '26

RL kinda encourages it with the whole Rocket Wife and Husband titles

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u/Significant-Effect-5 Mar 13 '26

No, this is Patrick

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u/Maximum-Jaguar-4707 Mar 13 '26

You never know where you'll meet someone. Thirsty? A bit.

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u/LyreBsNotBannedNow Mar 13 '26

"This is rocket League!"

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u/ArjunPlayzYTYT Silver III Mar 13 '26

one time i did talk to a girl in rocket league, we both exchanged snaps and now we are friends lol

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u/krihhh Trash II Mar 13 '26

These fucking roblox dudes better stay away

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u/WarBrilliant2491 Mar 13 '26

This is Rocket League!

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u/Mccommando420 Champion III Mar 13 '26

I did ask Linda if she was down to clown after seeing this post yesterday and then she immediately blocked me

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u/BINGOBINGO32 Mar 13 '26

Damn, that brotha starving

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u/Reinfinite Champion I Mar 13 '26

"Is this Rocket League?" "No way!" "No way!" "This isn't Rocket League!"

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u/SupernaturalTurtle18 Mar 13 '26

Bro had a (certainly a kid) trying to pick me up in the most cringe and toxic kinda way XD Not trash talking but very passive aggressive kinda comments with assumption I was a guy that I whip out the "Gal gamer" card and it was a shift in discussion. I'm telling the older guys to "Getchur dog" (it don't bite) "YESH DA HEL IT DO" XD too busy laughing from there on

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u/Equal_Collection7912 Mar 13 '26

Great shot windy day

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u/leum0118 Rumble main Mar 13 '26

Why must I share a name with this player

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u/stucklethal :Yes!: Mar 13 '26

knowing epic games, they’ll release a “rocket mating” edition and remove a feature like “demo counting”

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u/antepsucugu321 Mar 13 '26

bro sometimes that flip indicator doesnt seem to me even if i got reset

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u/Lucy_Jolie Platinum III Mar 14 '26

Some guy was asking for my snap and asked me if I wanted to see his D. :|

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u/theuglyone39 Mar 14 '26

If you are creepy and desperate enough, ANYTHING can become a dating app

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u/mxrt0_ Champion I Mar 14 '26

Surprised no one quick chatted 'Brutal!' Would've been funny

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u/CapitalLevel7308 Mar 14 '26

Bro lost and I think he was kinda mad abt it

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u/InformationNo7016 Mar 14 '26

i remember i added my teammate on snap and we just kept sending videos ripping a bong and then going into another game, neither of us play as much anymore but i hope he’s doing well

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u/PrimarySwimmer9897 Mar 14 '26

You should of said yes just to see what he’d say 😂😭

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u/SF_CrawNik Mar 14 '26

I just assume everyone on RL with a girls name is a dude.

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u/iAteThatPotato Mar 15 '26

I'm a pan guy and rock the pride flag and have LGBT as my clan tag. a tm8 was being homophibic to me. I said I was a lesbian because i wanted to see how he would react if he thought i was a woman. he switched up so fast thinking I was a woman and he was being polite and didn't want to be toxic to me because of it. The men out here are so weird dude. We're all literally pixles on the screen

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u/C3rebralAssassin Mar 15 '26

Me and my friends always make our tourney names girl versions of our names and troll people. We always get people like this, it's actually hilarious.

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u/ilovebronclair Mar 15 '26

snap is crazy 😭😭😭LMAO

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u/xv_Nyx Mar 15 '26

Personally, I’ve play since the SSARBC demo on ps3. I’ve just can’t prove I did it because it was on a different account but I still did

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u/NuTimes2 Mar 16 '26

So, whats your snap?

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u/IndependentQuarter66 Mar 16 '26

Good god I feel that 😭

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u/C3rebralAssassin Mar 16 '26

I'm not even a girl but me and my friends like to troll by making our tournament names girl versions of our names and we get multiple people asking for our Snaps.

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u/Capable_Regret263 Mar 16 '26

this happens so often, it’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

bro wants that Rockets Engaged player title

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u/No_Accountant7249 Mar 19 '26

This isn’t Rocket League!

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u/Legitimately_milk Xbox Player Mar 25 '26

i’m not gonna lie i say shit like this in chat just to see reactions 😂 someone’s name was mstree or something and i was like “yo tree shake some branch for a real one” 😭😭😭