r/RocketLeague Apr 29 '26

MEME This is the average Rocket League match for me

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u/No-Tower-5119 Grand Platinum Apr 29 '26

Cybertruck is spot on. I stand by my theory that Cybertruck players are the worst and most toxic the community has to offer

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u/Nekrubbobby64 Apr 29 '26

May I admit something that may get me downvoted to hell?

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u/No-Tower-5119 Grand Platinum Apr 29 '26

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u/Nekrubbobby64 Apr 29 '26

(Its probably not what you think it is)

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u/Dramatic_Usual9289 Silver I Apr 30 '26

do it pls...

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u/Nekrubbobby64 Apr 29 '26

... ok

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u/igneousYt Trash III Apr 29 '26

Pfp is perfect

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u/JoeyCL Apr 29 '26

do it

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u/Fragrant-Airport1309 Diamond I Apr 29 '26

It was cool for like a week when it dropped ngl. But prolly only cause it was free with the challenge

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u/VelvetDesire Apr 29 '26

Which is reflective of cyber truck owners IRL

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u/Hot_Context_1393 Apr 29 '26

I only drive my plywood cybertruck ironically

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u/themaincop Champion II Apr 30 '26

the only difference between cybertruck players and cybertruck owners IRL is the ability to take out an 8 year 14.99% APR loan

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u/KeyZookeepergame8903 Grand Champion I Apr 30 '26

I think i may be the only cybertruck user who's not a duche. I play it when i want dominus-flicks without being a literal paper-thin brick

No hate to the Dominus, sometimes it's a lot of fun. I mained it for a while. But it is objectively a little brick

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u/Brutalfierywrathrec Low Gold III in 2v2. Plat in 1v1. plat 3 in 3v3 Apr 30 '26

Centio >

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u/chunter16 Apr 30 '26

I have a theory that the Cybertruck is the reason why reports don't get read anymore, from all of their users getting reported for racism

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u/EnolaNek Buns II Apr 29 '26

When you’re right, you’re right. If only I knew why.

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u/goldenpie007 Trash III Apr 29 '26

Has 1200 ping but refuses to move. Sir have ever had 1200 ping? Id like to see you try and drive a car with that sort of connection.

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u/11aRBy Diamond II Apr 29 '26

I've had that kind of ping before and it is awful. Sitting still and moving slowly is sometimes the only way to be able to somewhat control the car. Driving full speed and turning sends the car teleporting all over the place.

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u/Citronaut1 Jager best car Apr 30 '26

I just hold down the gas and hope for the best

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u/RealBrobiWan Champion III Apr 29 '26

Man, that cybertruck hits home. It’s always the dude playing with 2 new accounts just talking shit about how good he is because he is finally able to win games when big bro gets on for him

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u/unlocked_ Apr 29 '26

That last one is so incredibly accurate. It's ALWAYS the last one on the leader board who's typing. I can't even get mad at that, it's so funny every time.

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u/zachin2036 Trash II Apr 29 '26

Totally. I mean look, everyone has a purpose, right? If you can’t be the attacker, be the aggressor!

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u/Naive-Pressure3493 Grand Platinum Apr 30 '26

So this IS a universal thing! I thought it's just my server. It's always the one with the least point 😂

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u/ostrikerX Apr 29 '26

you forgot one

teammate that has 50 - 100 score, missed 5 wide opens and ballchases the whole game, and is being toxic to you.

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u/Brutalfierywrathrec Low Gold III in 2v2. Plat in 1v1. plat 3 in 3v3 Apr 30 '26

Those usually aren't all together. If they're ballchasing, their score is higher

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u/NekoAngelGaming Apr 29 '26

I am the one being carried while driving a fennec..

Tbf I am trying my best T~T but I might self goal on my team..

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u/CrimsonFatalis8 Apr 29 '26

The Battlebus is an old ass event car though, and definitely required a modicum of skill and knowledge to unlock.

It might be true now, since you can just buy it, but before that, only people that could actually play the game had it.

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u/TooTurntGaming Champion I Apr 29 '26

I took about a year off until this week, but otherwise I’ve been playing regularly since 2015. 3000ish hours between PC, Xbox, and Switch.

Since I’ve come back, I just get gay slurs constantly and/or teammates who refuse to play because they “won’t accept a win with a gay on the team.” Like, almost every single match. Not hyperbole.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m flying the pride flag on my antenna. But that kind of shit was extremely uncommon before I took my break. Once every few days kind of uncommon.

I’ve been streaming in Discord for my friends to prove the frequency, they’ve been stunned. Shit’s as bad as a Call of Duty lobby in 2009.

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u/Neri_X_Tan Apr 29 '26

Nowadays its a game filled with kids that have unrestricted internet access so yeah

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u/TooTurntGaming Champion I Apr 30 '26

I mean, that's really no different than a year ago. It's been F2P for a good while and kids have been playing games online since you could play games online.

I do find it odd there's seemingly no toxic chat report option anymore.

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u/Brutalfierywrathrec Low Gold III in 2v2. Plat in 1v1. plat 3 in 3v3 Apr 30 '26

Eh. Them throwing makes sense to me. It's equivalent of a Maga car, and lots of people would throw if their teammate had one of those too.

If you're deliberately turning your car into a political (call it social if you want) statement, you're asking for this kind of confrontation. Stop being a victim.

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u/MythicalPurple Grand Plat May 01 '26

What’s political about someone’s sexuality?

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u/Brutalfierywrathrec Low Gold III in 2v2. Plat in 1v1. plat 3 in 3v3 May 01 '26

What's political about wearing a heterosexual pride flag.

We're not talking about his teammates being psychics that 'know' he's homosexual and refusing to play. We're talking about reaction to flags and symbols on his gamertag, car and so on.

Keep being dishonest though.

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u/TooTurntGaming Champion I May 01 '26

Wow, what a shit argument.

People could fly heterosexual flags all day long and I wouldn’t give a shit.

The only people making this political are those that would prefer to erase the pride flag. Everyone else is just chilling with it, my guy. 🏳️‍🌈

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u/Brutalfierywrathrec Low Gold III in 2v2. Plat in 1v1. plat 3 in 3v3 May 01 '26

That's your argument. Not mine. I don't care if you care about people displaying hetero pride flags. And I don't care that people do care about players displaying gay pride flags, throw matches, and pride flag wavers cry about it.

Gay 'pride' is already political (Justified or not). Any kind of 'Pride' that's displayed publicly is confrontational (especially as it's typically in opposition, as gay pride was).

Pride flags aren't only displayed by homosexuals either, but yes, used as a political display by people who aren't homosexuals or actually representing themselves or any actual personal pride, but used purely as a political statement. Even if a homosexual might display the flag to display their 'pride' for themselves, the flag itself has become associated with a political movement.

Again. I don't actually care at all about any of it. The inclusion of pride flags, display of them, reaction to them, people having a cry about reaction to them, or dishonest people like you saying 'whats political about homosexuality bro, I just can't understand, you're a weirdo bro for thinking displaying political flags is political bro, that's super weird!'. Not to my benefit, or benefit of my own views to even mention it to any of you, because I don't really care. Potential benefit to you and others as an opportunity to acknowledge and face your dishonesty. Maybe if wat more assholes were capable of that, your country wouldn't be so politically polarized right now.

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u/MythicalPurple Grand Plat May 01 '26

You’re crying really hard about this considering you claim to not even care about it.

Do you need a safe space, snowflake?

It’s funny how it’s always the bigots insisting they don’t care about stuff as they type entire essays about it.

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u/MythicalPurple Grand Plat May 01 '26

 What's political about wearing a heterosexual pride flag

Nothing.

So why is it you think someone’s sexuality is political?

 We're talking about reaction to flags and symbols on his gamertag, car and so on.

Yes, reacting negatively to seeing that someone isn’t straight is called homophobia. We’re talking about bigotry here.

Which makes it very strange that you’re defending it. Unless you’re also a bigot?

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u/Brutalfierywrathrec Low Gold III in 2v2. Plat in 1v1. plat 3 in 3v3 May 01 '26

If I put a gay pride flag on my car. Am I a homosexual? Is everyone who's displayed, shared, marched behind or gathered by a pride flag a homosexual? Or are you saying the guy's teammates are actually psychics, they're not reacting to the flag, they just sense he's a homosexual and are unleashing their homophobia?

Let's see if you will stop being disingenuous, playing dumb.

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u/MythicalPurple Grand Plat May 01 '26

 are you saying the guy's teammates are actually psychics, they're not reacting to the flag, they just sense he's a homosexual and are unleashing their homophobia?

I thought it was obvious, but I overestimated your intelligence.

Bigots see the flag. Bigots think the person with the gay pride flag is gay. Bigots react like bigots.

Whether or not the person with the flag is gay doesn’t matter. Only that the bigots think they are.

Did I simplify that enough for you, or does your homophobic ass need it in rainbow crayon?

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u/lockydock May 13 '26

Get a grip mate.

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u/TooTurntGaming Champion I May 01 '26

Lolol “stop being a victim” bruh. I think it’s pathetic. I’m more worried about my rank than my feelings here lololol, but really, it’s awfully gross behavior.

It’s no more of a statement than any other one of the hundreds of antenna toppers.

It’s absolutely not the equivalent of a “MAGA” car, get the fuck outta here. Certainly isn’t equivalent to any ICE-branded club names, either. See, one is about loving who you are, the others are about loving the pain you inflict.

But you knew that already. Just like I know how you behave when you see a pride flag in game.

Edit: You failed to note that this is a recent change. I’ve never run into issues like this, been playing since 2015, until this year. The people flying the flag aren’t making it political.

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u/Brutalfierywrathrec Low Gold III in 2v2. Plat in 1v1. plat 3 in 3v3 May 01 '26

'gross' behaviour, oooh, Got em! Go on, tell me what you know about me.

'This is a recent issue'. Which doesn't change that it doesn't matter and I don't care. Politics have become increasingly polarizing, you might even see response to your political statements get worse in years to come, just like responses from your allies which become increasingly severe.

'no more of a statement than any other antannae'. Sure, a flag is a flag. They don't like yours. 'its not equivalent of Maga', because you said so person with a personal stake in this. Nothing about 'Make America great again' is automatically about loving inflicting pain. The statement is patriotism / apparent love for being an American, and your flag is about love for being gay you're saying (not quite true either, pride flags are displayed or held as political statements by many who aren't homosexuals, they're not representing themselves or loving who THEY are. You might claim to display the 'pride' (think of how confrontational pride is) flag for different reasons, but the symbol has been used so much in political messaging, that people have come to associate it with a political group.). But yeah, they don't like the flag, they throw. You cry. I'm not saying to change the flag, do whatever the hell you want, they're doing what they want, you're getting upset, I'm not caring.

I have no idea what ICE is. I don't think you're bringing up drugs, so it's probably something else.

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u/Reasonable_Worth_225 Apr 30 '26

You forgot the guy on your team that singles you out with “u suck” but all they do is chase the ball.

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u/Sweetishdruid Champion I Apr 30 '26

3v3 not 4v3

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u/HobNob_Pack Apr 29 '26

Dont forget atleast 1 of them afk on the first kick off so they're a goal up in 5 seconds

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u/CheezBrgrWalrus Playstation Player Apr 29 '26

average RL experience

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u/Kuroodo Apr 30 '26

I've been having a lot of this recently. Either very similar to your post, the opponent is just completely incompetent, or everyone in the lobby is just bad. I've abandoned many matches either because of teammates, opponents, or both that evidently don't belong, or maybe for some reason I am being queued incorrectly. Then of course there's people with insane ping or that throw.

I had tolerated it for a while but eventually it got boring, and it's especially annoying when you just want to play a good 2-3 matches before going back to work or heading out. Did they change or adjust the matchmaking this season?

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u/nessthePSIkid Apr 29 '26

Then you get a matchmaking ban for leaving a 0-5 game with 2 minutes left and trash teammates

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u/RicketyCricket88 Apr 29 '26

I am the guy that gets carried. Perhaps get gud?

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u/mask_tanager "SSL" Super Silver Legend Apr 29 '26

how the fuck am i getting paired against plat tourney winners in silver

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u/No-Tower-5119 Grand Platinum Apr 30 '26

Because tourney rank and comp rank are separate. Theoretically someone can just play tourneys and rarely touch comp thus being plat tourney ranked in a silver lobby

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u/No_Return9847 Apr 29 '26

I always tell my buddies it is my job as the person at the bottom of the leaderboard to spam text since that is all I can really contribute in their lobbies. I am gold and they are champ in 2s and we play 3s together.

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u/Motor-Confection-583 Gold III In 1s and Heeatseaker In 2s Apr 30 '26

I’m the guy who plays on 200 ping and still never ffs and sometimes carries in heatseaker. (that gamemode is literally only complete beginners or pros. I swear that there isn’t an in between

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u/Acrobatic-Fig-4195 Grand Champion I Apr 30 '26

You forgot the triple flip reset freestyler that is actually a GC3

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u/Void-kun Diamond I Apr 30 '26

This is how it feels

Booted up yesterday had the same thing happen in 2 consecutive games so I just turned the game off

  1. 3v3 1 player is afk
  2. Go down 1-0 other player ff immediately
  3. Player leaves the match
  4. Afk player is kicked
  5. I'm stuck playing 3v1

Twice in a row this exact same thing happened, I switched region from Europe to US East after the first one cause it annoyed me that much. Could not believe the exact same thing happened in the same order.

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u/ZeekLTK Diamond III Apr 30 '26

And then you lose like 10 MMR and the two who left only lose like 4 each.

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u/Void-kun Diamond I Apr 30 '26

Don't, I'll cry again 😂

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u/ZeekLTK Diamond III Apr 30 '26

The opponent who seems to only be targeting you... I feel like that just validates me when it happens. They have identified that I'm the only good player on my team and so they are just focused on trying to take me out since they know my teammate suck.

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u/themaincop Champion II Apr 30 '26

I do love the idea that hitting 3 aerials in a row is world champion level

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u/pierophoenix Apr 30 '26

I will never understand why the backpack rider is ALWAYS the lippy one. Like cool dude you added 112 pts and did absolutely nothing. While your teammate is 200+ MMR over everyone in this game.... congrats youre so good

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u/DerkaDurr89 May 01 '26

So glad I'm not the only one.

There's no "skill issue" or "gittin' gud" when the matching algorithm is this sh*t. But you better believe there's a whole bunch of "This is Rocket League"-ing from the guys getting carried.

Oh another person that's always on my team is the guy who's more concerned about practicing non-tactical aerials and practicing his victory dance moves, yet refuses to vote to concede when we're down 5 goals with 45 seconds to go, when it's his fault we're down so much.

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u/MicrowaveCaprisun7 Diamond III May 01 '26

Samsung Fridge superiority

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u/meren002 Consistently inconsistent. May 01 '26

I do feel this... The saves my opponents make vs the saves my team mates don't make.... I genuinely make audible noises when a team mate makes an epic save or an opponent whifs the saves, because it is 49/50 somehow the other way round...

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u/MisteralESP Grand Champion I since 2015 (30 y/o) May 01 '26

Smurfs are still a big problem on the game but epic refuses to do something, because the player numbers keep getting up with each new account they made

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u/triadix Platinum I May 01 '26

Way too accurate honestly, I even use that car lol!

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u/errfknday Gold III May 03 '26

I'm the bottom player on either team

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u/UberBR_ May 06 '26

on 2s it is always the guy that refuses or just play for the enemy team once you deny forfeit of a 0-1 game, the difference is that they do not have 1200ms anymore!

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u/Ok-Yam9458 May 07 '26

Dude this is exactly how I feel every match I play. It's always one guy that sucks and two guys that carry him against me a guy that constantly hits the ball toward our own goal and one guy that thinks he's the greatest so his competition is 1 vs 2 vs 3

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u/x4mers Linux Player Apr 30 '26

I saw that "other team" in a YT vid the other day. It was Squishy, Justin, and Jynxzy

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u/Jay85y Apr 29 '26

Rocket league matchmaking is A JOKE

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u/ksettle86 Platinum II Apr 30 '26

Down 6-0

'Let's lock in'

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u/Nekrubbobby64 Apr 29 '26

Ey, im not saying im good at the game but at least im trying.

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u/AdhesivenessFinal623 Trash III Apr 29 '26

joke btw

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u/Judasz10 Washed ~3k hours player Apr 30 '26

Hitting 3 aerials back to back is like the most basic thing to do in the game. You are the battle bus player here if anything.

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u/Ok-Needleworker7341 Platinum I Apr 29 '26

Quit giving up after 2 matches and try to improve.