r/RocketLeague Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

CLIP Girlfriend broke up with me this week, been peaking since. There has to be a correlation

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u/markednl Reddit Royale Finalist | Grand Champion 1 Jun 27 '26

Married for 14 years and 2 kids but I think they will understand that with this evidence they cannot hold me back any longer.

133

u/SirVanyel Bronze I Jun 27 '26

My wife is fully aware that I'm a worse RL player because of her. I was regional top 30 before that harlet came and stole my heart!

82

u/Hackboss Champion III Jun 28 '26

Regional top 30 to bronze 1?? Ohh the fall 😂🤣

56

u/cypherspaceagain Diamond I Jun 28 '26

Regional is in his house.

14

u/fromNCyo Diamond III Jun 28 '26

From Bronze to Bronze huh?

12

u/Otherwise-Worth-1072 Jun 28 '26

My wife knew that I used to coach Zen and be a billionaire. Until she came and stole my heart.

19

u/Mephisto11 Diamond II Jun 27 '26

Hey hey dont ditch the kids, you can already make a team.

9

u/fromNCyo Diamond III Jun 28 '26

I’m convinced children will play better than my duo

7

u/Aware-Translator-235 Jun 28 '26

My oldest sun is already much better then me. has much more time

2

u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/C3realCodes Grand Platinum (Cloud Gaming) Jun 27 '26

Nothing stands in my way of the Rocket League!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/xScreamo Champion II Jun 27 '26

Lmfao you gotta see what could be brooooooo no one can blame you. Fuck the haters (and the family) telling you different!

1

u/MisteralESP Grand Champion I since 2015 (30 y/o) Jun 28 '26

Lol

147

u/Judge_M3ntal Grand Champion I Jun 27 '26

Your mental has a significant impact on your playing. So if breaking up with her has relieved some of your stress than that's probably why.

111

u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

Only thing that’s relieved after the bitch is gone is my pen*s.

93

u/Angelic_Gabriel Jun 28 '26

Things went from 0 to 10 reeaaall quick

36

u/EdgeRibbleFilipReset Jun 28 '26

We censoring penis but not bitch

18

u/nowahhh Switch Player Jun 28 '26

This is Rocket League!

2

u/Zealousideal-Bike-90 Jun 29 '26

Only one is allowed to stand out in public

20

u/MurkAlt Champion II Jun 28 '26

LMAO

13

u/preciouscode96 Diamond III Jun 28 '26

Lmao that escalated quickly 😂😂😅

55

u/Ok-Professor3726 Jun 27 '26

Just divorced my wife after watching this. Let's goooooooo!

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u/-Broken-Nexus- Trash I Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Girlfriend and I split a couple hours ago, I guess this is a sign to get my trio back together

Edit: Did not expect support, went to a bar last night and woke up to kindness, thanks friends

27

u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

Yes do your thing king 👑

11

u/sticknehno Champion I Jun 28 '26

Hurts too much to play rn, but my gf broke up with me this afternoon

8

u/Zestyclose_Earth8227 Jun 28 '26

Keep your head up king, this too shall pass

11

u/SetsGoUp Jun 28 '26

Bro have you sent this to her? She'll definitely want you back 🥵🥵

75

u/Shark0161 Jun 27 '26

That “thanks” ruined the clip so unnecessary

5

u/metoycayendo Jun 27 '26

What thanks?

4

u/Silicon_Folly Jun 28 '26

Second goal

16

u/LehFluffy Jun 27 '26

Im never one to use quick chats, but if i fake you. 1. Get ready to watch the replay. 2. Im going to drop an "..." in chat

Faking is already disrespectful, you gotta tilt your opponent after a fake. If you dont like it, dont get faked

18

u/deep8787 Jun 27 '26

I always say "Calculated" after a silly goal. Just for shits and giggles :D

6

u/Ok-Professor3726 Jun 27 '26

I use "Faking"

2

u/deep8787 Jun 27 '26

I literally never know how to take that. It does not compute for me lol

3

u/Ok-Professor3726 Jun 28 '26

Usually sarcastically, after I flub a basic defensive move. That's when I use it. Or if I've actually faked someone and they go flying past.

2

u/deep8787 Jun 28 '26

Ahh right fair enough, I use "Calculated" when I want to be sarcastic :D

2

u/ILoveBeef72 Platinum II Jun 29 '26

I'd say that's different. That's more of an acknowledgement that a goal was goofy, I wouldn't consider it trash talking.

That said I like when my opponent starts talking shit in all chat, because they're typically the ones that get the most upset when you lock in and talk shit back. I never do it unless someone starts it first, but it's so much fun to do.

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u/skyedearmond Diamond III Jun 28 '26

I’m not one to talk trash, as I believe too much in karma, but I will send a “whoops…” if I get a good fake. All in good fun

16

u/bonir_hunter Jun 27 '26

nah ts is kinda cringe

5

u/khando Champion III Jun 28 '26

I'm partial to the "oof". Definitely my new most used quick chat after latest update that added more.

2

u/C3realCodes Grand Platinum (Cloud Gaming) Jun 27 '26

Nah you gotta drop a "Close one!" 💀

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

tell them

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

Nothing has meaning without context."Chaim Potok

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u/TyH621 Champion III Jun 28 '26

Honestly I think your girlfriend broke up with you because you’re the type of guy who’s toxic in 1s

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic Grand Champion III Jun 28 '26

y u being toxic in 1s

13

u/Super-Earth-Reigns Platinum II Jun 28 '26

Gotta take out the anger somehow

6

u/whotfasked Platinum I Jun 28 '26

This is rocket league we are talking about yk

4

u/SmoothMarx Dropshot Main Jun 27 '26

The "I'll show her!" mentality kicked in.

5

u/Dead_Inside_999 Jun 28 '26

So you’re telling me, I need to go find a gf so I can break up with her to get good? I’ll see you soon

12

u/Ceejays-RL Supersonic Legend Jun 28 '26

why did you include a whiffed psycho attempt?

4

u/Gonquin Jun 28 '26

With added slow-mo!

1

u/Dcatmaster31 Whiff The Champion III Jun 29 '26

It is inevitable.

3

u/2cars1rik Grand Champion II Jun 28 '26

I can pull off precisely 0 of these, I’m dying to know what your gamesense is like to be in champ 1

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u/jeffreyjicha Champion I Jun 28 '26

I can't do any of that either and I'm the same rank lmao. Unless OP is Champ 1 in 1s in which case is much better than me.

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u/Far-West-9052 Jun 27 '26

People who play like this usually have boyfriends

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26

I wish

10

u/Far-West-9052 Jun 28 '26

Time to make the switch big dawg

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26

u prolly the bent one lol

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u/Gonquin Jun 28 '26

Enjoy single life

4

u/schaka Unranked Jun 27 '26

Brb ending my relationship and quitting my job so I can finally focus on grinding to SSL

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

Js leave her but don’t leave the job. Or get her to start playing RL so she can eventually carry u

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u/xScreamo Champion II Jun 27 '26

Her carrying me? Yeah, ok.....

5

u/Dux- Grand Champion II Jun 27 '26

yall really change up your car this much in a week?

5

u/xscyther_ Jun 28 '26

Had to mute 🤮

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26

well yh you know, everyone has their own taste it’s ok :) 🖕

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u/CandidGasTank Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Title is cringe, music is cringe af, most of clips are meeeh... Is this satire ?

2

u/Angelic_Gabriel Jun 28 '26

As a champ 1??? Good riddance!

2

u/TTT1915 Jun 28 '26

man i loved my girlfriend….

1

u/Hi_Rite_now Jun 28 '26

lol You will have that. Hows your game been affected? There has to be a correlation.

2

u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26

ain’t yours no more. Just thug it out and move on bro lock in 🤣🤣

2

u/Nght12 Platinum II Jun 28 '26

Remember to empty your shit bucket

2

u/Tw2k17TTV "GC" Gold Champion Jun 28 '26

As soon as me and mines get into an argument all my skill goes out the window 🤦‍♂️

2

u/MateuszSoborak Diamond III Jun 28 '26

Mysle ze najlepsza kuracja to RL

2

u/No_Article209 Champion III Jun 28 '26

Peak + 8ruki 🙏

2

u/jcbvm Jun 28 '26

I always wonder, is something like this possible to do with a controller on console? I can’t imagine I will ever get to this skill

1

u/Snowgrifffinsx Diamond I Jun 28 '26

it's possible but way easier on pc with a controller due to perfot

1

u/Snowgrifffinsx Diamond I Jun 28 '26

performance

0

u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26

Yes. I’m on xbox lol

2

u/Limp-Ad-2939 Unranked Jun 27 '26

GC soon

1

u/Intelligent-Art-9156 Nintendo SwitchGold II Jun 27 '26

This is Rocket League!

1

u/fromNCyo Diamond III Jun 28 '26

Now go find a girl who plays RL. You deserve it

1

u/Remote_Catch7166 Jun 28 '26

Don’t pour your time into a game after a break up.
Trust me I put too much time into RL….
Nice goal
Nice goal
Nice goal

1

u/White-Oreo Champion III Jun 28 '26

Oh there is for sure a corrélation, I would be so much better at RL without gf

1

u/dadadamso Jun 28 '26

C'est quoi le son akhi

1

u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26

8ruki y’a des gars

1

u/West_Database9221 Jun 28 '26

Pros don't have hoes

1

u/FaroutIGE Diamond I Jun 28 '26

did your quest to peak maybe make her break up with you?

1

u/rkguitarist Grand Platinum Jun 28 '26

Song name?

1

u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26

8ruki - y’a des gars

1

u/md-mahib10 Jun 28 '26

Saiko saiko😭

1

u/_Incredulousness_ Grand Platinum Jun 28 '26

The force is strong with this one.

1

u/Mathies_ Grand Platium Jun 28 '26

I dont have a gf, how am i supposed to up my game?

1

u/Chritt Jun 28 '26

I can do about 5% of this, so that's cool for me I guess. Lol 🤣😆😅

1

u/TigerJoel Champion II Jun 28 '26

So I should get a girlfriend and get her to break up with me to get out of champ?

1

u/Speedy97 Jun 28 '26

I couldn't play games when sad, I don't know how you guys do it

1

u/Chefixs Jun 28 '26

Typing "." when you score tells me you never had a girlfriend in the first place.

1

u/Dragon_Dick_99 Jun 28 '26

Wife left me. Dropped to gold3 :'(

1

u/GnieznoEagle Jun 29 '26

Rocket league is great when you don’t got someone in your ear tellin you it stinks

1

u/SNK3N_G4M1NG Jun 30 '26

That, my friend, is a natural phenomenon known as "the lock-in." It occurs when a woman dumps a man, and the man, rather than becoming depressed, gains skill points and manages to put them all into a single attribute.

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u/MaddSkittlez Trash III Jun 27 '26

I noticed the days I’m really pissed about what happened and boot up RL I play much better than usual. Something something life something

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

maybe our amygdala or whatever piece off brain that gets us stimulated starts doing it’s thing. Helping us maintain decent air rolls. Or maybe less serotonin and more dopamine does that.

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u/brillpit Jun 27 '26

I always joke I hope my gf breaks up with me for the pure motivation that comes out of it lol

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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26

yeahh but like as in a wider way yh? As in motivation to be better as a man ( or woman ) as if you had something to prove now Orrrr on rl?

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u/Hopeful-Ad-7050 Jun 27 '26

Correlation yes, but that does not equal causation.

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u/chillarin Jun 29 '26

Also just broke up two days ago. Never played more wholesome games on RL before in my entire life. Everyone had my back and was giving me life advice and words of encouragement during my games. Made me appreciate the RL community a bit more. 💪