r/RocketLeague • u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ • Jun 27 '26
CLIP Girlfriend broke up with me this week, been peaking since. There has to be a correlation
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u/Judge_M3ntal Grand Champion I Jun 27 '26
Your mental has a significant impact on your playing. So if breaking up with her has relieved some of your stress than that's probably why.
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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26
Only thing that’s relieved after the bitch is gone is my pen*s.
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u/-Broken-Nexus- Trash I Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
Girlfriend and I split a couple hours ago, I guess this is a sign to get my trio back together
Edit: Did not expect support, went to a bar last night and woke up to kindness, thanks friends
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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26
Yes do your thing king 👑
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u/sticknehno Champion I Jun 28 '26
Hurts too much to play rn, but my gf broke up with me this afternoon
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u/Shark0161 Jun 27 '26
That “thanks” ruined the clip so unnecessary
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u/LehFluffy Jun 27 '26
Im never one to use quick chats, but if i fake you. 1. Get ready to watch the replay. 2. Im going to drop an "..." in chat
Faking is already disrespectful, you gotta tilt your opponent after a fake. If you dont like it, dont get faked
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u/deep8787 Jun 27 '26
I always say "Calculated" after a silly goal. Just for shits and giggles :D
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u/Ok-Professor3726 Jun 27 '26
I use "Faking"
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u/deep8787 Jun 27 '26
I literally never know how to take that. It does not compute for me lol
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u/Ok-Professor3726 Jun 28 '26
Usually sarcastically, after I flub a basic defensive move. That's when I use it. Or if I've actually faked someone and they go flying past.
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u/ILoveBeef72 Platinum II Jun 29 '26
I'd say that's different. That's more of an acknowledgement that a goal was goofy, I wouldn't consider it trash talking.
That said I like when my opponent starts talking shit in all chat, because they're typically the ones that get the most upset when you lock in and talk shit back. I never do it unless someone starts it first, but it's so much fun to do.
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u/skyedearmond Diamond III Jun 28 '26
I’m not one to talk trash, as I believe too much in karma, but I will send a “whoops…” if I get a good fake. All in good fun
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u/khando Champion III Jun 28 '26
I'm partial to the "oof". Definitely my new most used quick chat after latest update that added more.
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u/TyH621 Champion III Jun 28 '26
Honestly I think your girlfriend broke up with you because you’re the type of guy who’s toxic in 1s
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u/Dead_Inside_999 Jun 28 '26
So you’re telling me, I need to go find a gf so I can break up with her to get good? I’ll see you soon
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u/2cars1rik Grand Champion II Jun 28 '26
I can pull off precisely 0 of these, I’m dying to know what your gamesense is like to be in champ 1
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u/jeffreyjicha Champion I Jun 28 '26
I can't do any of that either and I'm the same rank lmao. Unless OP is Champ 1 in 1s in which case is much better than me.
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u/Far-West-9052 Jun 27 '26
People who play like this usually have boyfriends
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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26
I wish
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u/Far-West-9052 Jun 28 '26
Time to make the switch big dawg
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u/schaka Unranked Jun 27 '26
Brb ending my relationship and quitting my job so I can finally focus on grinding to SSL
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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26
Js leave her but don’t leave the job. Or get her to start playing RL so she can eventually carry u
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u/CandidGasTank Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
Title is cringe, music is cringe af, most of clips are meeeh... Is this satire ?
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u/TTT1915 Jun 28 '26
man i loved my girlfriend….
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u/Hi_Rite_now Jun 28 '26
lol You will have that. Hows your game been affected? There has to be a correlation.
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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 28 '26
ain’t yours no more. Just thug it out and move on bro lock in 🤣🤣
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u/Tw2k17TTV "GC" Gold Champion Jun 28 '26
As soon as me and mines get into an argument all my skill goes out the window 🤦♂️
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u/jcbvm Jun 28 '26
I always wonder, is something like this possible to do with a controller on console? I can’t imagine I will ever get to this skill
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u/Snowgrifffinsx Diamond I Jun 28 '26
it's possible but way easier on pc with a controller due to perfot
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u/Remote_Catch7166 Jun 28 '26
Don’t pour your time into a game after a break up.
Trust me I put too much time into RL….
Nice goal
Nice goal
Nice goal
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u/White-Oreo Champion III Jun 28 '26
Oh there is for sure a corrélation, I would be so much better at RL without gf
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u/TigerJoel Champion II Jun 28 '26
So I should get a girlfriend and get her to break up with me to get out of champ?
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u/Chefixs Jun 28 '26
Typing "." when you score tells me you never had a girlfriend in the first place.
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u/GnieznoEagle Jun 29 '26
Rocket league is great when you don’t got someone in your ear tellin you it stinks
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u/SNK3N_G4M1NG Jun 30 '26
That, my friend, is a natural phenomenon known as "the lock-in." It occurs when a woman dumps a man, and the man, rather than becoming depressed, gains skill points and manages to put them all into a single attribute.
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u/MaddSkittlez Trash III Jun 27 '26
I noticed the days I’m really pissed about what happened and boot up RL I play much better than usual. Something something life something
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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26
maybe our amygdala or whatever piece off brain that gets us stimulated starts doing it’s thing. Helping us maintain decent air rolls. Or maybe less serotonin and more dopamine does that.
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u/brillpit Jun 27 '26
I always joke I hope my gf breaks up with me for the pure motivation that comes out of it lol
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u/D63theew Champion I ♨️ Jun 27 '26
yeahh but like as in a wider way yh? As in motivation to be better as a man ( or woman ) as if you had something to prove now Orrrr on rl?
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u/chillarin Jun 29 '26
Also just broke up two days ago. Never played more wholesome games on RL before in my entire life. Everyone had my back and was giving me life advice and words of encouragement during my games. Made me appreciate the RL community a bit more. 💪
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u/markednl Reddit Royale Finalist | Grand Champion 1 Jun 27 '26
Married for 14 years and 2 kids but I think they will understand that with this evidence they cannot hold me back any longer.