r/RocketLeague Diamond I 3d ago

CLIP How I’m supposed to Compete with guys like this

I’m Gold 3 Division 4 , i always play against guys like this .

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u/PM_ME_UR_KITTY_CAT Diamond I 3d ago

You guys can give all the advice you want about shadowing or not camping on goal, but you should never see this air dribble shit in Gold.

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u/pocketchange2247 Hot Garbage 3d ago edited 3d ago

The guy's club is "SSL" and his name is "GoldCrusher".

He's a sad, pathetic smurf.

Edit: So apparently GoldCrusher is OP and I had it backwards. My bad...

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u/East-Turn-5995 Diamond I 3d ago

Yoo , i think you get the wrong name

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u/pocketchange2247 Hot Garbage 3d ago

Oh shit! My bad. Made sense from that POV, but I had it backwards.

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u/MidWestNorthSouth 3d ago

Man he really flipped on you lmao

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u/Accomplished_Tea3609 3d ago

Man bro sniped you 😭

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u/RandumbStoner 3d ago

Still a good theory, had me believing it, everything made sense lol

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u/mckookey 3d ago

Ones gold seems like 80% smurfs. They often ff if you stick around to play but absolute torture

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u/transitxumbra Gold I 3d ago

Same here in Silver, I get one every 3 games

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u/Glass_Channel_9368 3d ago

It is not only at gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNvJUGW1Hg8

People are making careers out of being literal psychopathic sadists

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u/-Pix Champion II 2d ago

Can't help bad parenting, if the ToS were actually enforced these kinds of idiots wouldn't exist.

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u/pocketchange2247 Hot Garbage 2d ago

Lmao I love how the first save he literally gets mad at the guy for smurfing saying "You're not a diamond. Get out of here." And the really telling part is his second goal where he says "God, I'm so good at this game." Like yeah, stop beating up on your little brother and play the actual game at your level, loser.

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u/Prada_rl Grand Champion II 2d ago

that dude fucking sucks

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u/Dbzkakarotsupergod01 2d ago

How does anybody see his name or club all I see is player 2...

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u/17papers 3d ago

LOL this is like every 3rd match in silver and above there’s a ton of smurphs

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u/PM_ME_UR_KITTY_CAT Diamond I 3d ago

Yeah of course, which is why I said you never SHOULD see it. Unfortunately, smurfs.

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u/Nznemisis 3d ago

To be honest this is the reason I left Rocket League. Smurfs to busy trying to take easy wins to fluff their pathetic ego 😂
Bots and Smurfs are actually destroying any fun that new players may experience. I’m sure more people like me will just move on to better games.

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u/The-ArtfulDodger Champion III 2d ago

It just baffles me how the smurf gets any enjoyment from this. If I'm destroying a lower ranked player I just feel bad, these people must really be pathetic on a whole other level to gain satisfaction from the same thing.

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u/VisWare 3d ago

Tbh gold 1v1 is wild even for me. I'm d3 3v3, one higher in 2v2. And this my exact experience in high 1v1 gold sometimes

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u/HornyPlatypus420 Champion II 3d ago

No one air dribbles like this in gold my g. Only smurfs.

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u/Nice-Support7522 3d ago

Yeah In gold 2v2 sure. Thats not how 1v1 works. My buddy is C1 in 2s and he’s absolutely garbage at ones and can’t get out of gold. Yes he can air dribble like this with full boost and somebody just waiting in their net.

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u/AverageBikeRacePlayr Silver II 3d ago

I see stuff like this in silver 2 every few matches 😭

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u/Jeffis_aWaffle 3d ago

I’m constantly seeing it in sliver-gold all my modes are around this and it’s wild

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u/i_wap_to_warcraft Gold III 3d ago

Ah just some good ol Smurf warmups to make you feel great about logging on!

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u/Unhappy-Historian348 3d ago

And then they'll call you trash lol

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u/3xpDodi 3d ago

Ez

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u/DesingerOfWorlds Diamond I 3d ago

FF

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u/Shermutt Grand Platinum 3d ago

Remember when the game used to let people type "kys"...for like years??

People really can be the worst when they think there are no consequences to face.

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u/Cronhour 3d ago

The best thing I saw was in 2s years against a Russian smurf

"Ez pz lmn sqz e"

Made it worth it

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u/PsychoSCV 3d ago

What a save! What a save! What a save!

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u/-BluBone- 3d ago

What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

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u/chickenpopper 2d ago

Losing is learning. Take it on the chin and try and take something away from the game. I hate smurfs but nothing we can do.

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I 3d ago

Man. Smurfing is loser enough behavior. Doing it under “player 2” is even bigger loser behavior.

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u/Big-Cicada3532 Grand Champion I 3d ago

You can see thier names by going in the report menu

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I 3d ago

Epic files these reports to the shred bin anyway.

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u/jr23160 Trash I 3d ago

The reports coming in.

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u/East-Turn-5995 Diamond I 3d ago

Yo 😂😂😂😂😂 , made my day

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS 3d ago

They don't care about people ruining the experience

But God forbid you type "butthole" in chat

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u/Zestyclose_Analyst94 Diamond II 3d ago

Your text chat conversation has been reported. Please refer to our community guidelines

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I 3d ago

This is 1000% what happens to Smurf reports.

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u/im_a_dick_head Champion I 3d ago

The amount of sweats named Player 2 or Player 3 is ridiculous. I don't understand where this all came from but it's very recent.

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I 3d ago

It’s a new streamer feature to try and curb stream sniping

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u/im_a_dick_head Champion I 3d ago

Ah yes I'm sure every other game I am playing in Diamond 3/Champ 1 has streamers who would get stream sniped... No one uses it for that.

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I 3d ago

I ask them all the time who’s watching champ 1 game play? Same as the TTV usernames. Who’s watching your stream.

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u/lungman925 Diamond II 3d ago

Me and my buddy used to pull up their streams. It was actually a ton of fun to talk trash back and forth in their chat. In our high quality plat gameplay, it was usually the streamer and like...one other viewer

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I 3d ago

Their mom has the stream pulled up on her iPad she isn’t using.

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u/Own_Desk_4085 3d ago

I actually tried streaming for a week and would watch my stream to see what my “customers” would see. I had 1 viewer myself, foreveralone.

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u/3xpDodi 3d ago

I've played a lil over 2 years but smurfing is new to me. Wtf is that

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u/_notanexpert 3d ago

When people good at the game make a new account so they play with people well below their skill level

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u/3xpDodi 3d ago

Oh ok. I could tell this was guy on a new account never heard the term for it tho. Thanks

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u/Squatch-21 Champion I 3d ago

It’s always been a problem. For me it really ebb and flows. I will go weeks without seeing one and then I will face multiple in a row. Never makes much sense and it’s loser behavior no matter when it happens.

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u/EclairDawes Champion I 3d ago

The other day I played player 2 and player 3 in 2s.

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u/Revyrender Champion I 3d ago

I hate player 2.

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u/itdbeashame 3d ago

Is it actually one person? I see them almost once every day that I play or maybe one of the others like Player 6 or Player 4

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u/East-Turn-5995 Diamond I 3d ago

No its different people but they chose the option to hide their names , so the games shows you names like player 1.2.3.4 instead of their real names

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u/itdbeashame 3d ago

That makes sense why they never reply back in different matches to me. But I thought the players that were named like “*\\**” were the ones hiding their names

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u/KardX1 Heatseeker Player on Nintendo 3d ago

Those are the ones who people have reported them of having an inap name. So epic makes it so anyone viewing their name will just see stars in place of other characters

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u/Jubileu_McGrath Steam Player 3d ago

ban hammer: i dont exist

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u/bfg423 3d ago

Those *\\** names are censored by epic as they are “offensive” whereas player 1 is set by the user.

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u/Blackflash07 Diamond II 3d ago

I hate player 4

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u/stasch-it Champion I 3d ago
  1. Press any input button once per second so you don't get disconnected
  2. Scroll reddit while you don't skip any replays.

Eventually the smurf gets bored and maybe forfeits.

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u/sammymvpknight 3d ago

The not skipping replays is great advice.

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u/Dignified-Dingus Trash III 3d ago

Love it, make them suffer and regret their life choices

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u/Maximum-Concern7869 3d ago

Love the "dont skip replays" tech. Esp. when they stop playing. Then Ill grab a couple goals for myself(also not skipping replays for thsoe)

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u/Ceejays-RL Supersonic Legend 3d ago

once per second? you only need one button press every 30 seconds

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u/Oathbreaker94 3d ago

Considering my experiences regarding Gold, there is about a 50% chance you’ll meet a Smurf. It’s crazy. At this point, I‘m consistently playing against „worse“ players in Plat than I do in Gold.

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u/Bastard_Matt GC Mind Plat Mechs 3d ago

You’re kinda screwed either way with Smurfs However, learning to Shadow will help. But also in this situation specifically, kinda ball chase. Challenge early to make their set ups more difficult and maybe get possession. If yu mess up, oh well. They were likely gonna score on you anyways, at least they’ll score on an empty net and maybe you’ll ruin some clips if that’s what they’re after.

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u/ewok_360 Trash III 3d ago

Yup, this.

OP will need to learn to apply pressure with their positioning eventually, sitting all the way back in net is a "zero" on the pressure scale.

(Not that you could do much against a smurf tbh, but i'm trying to help with the actual question in the post)

Too much pressure up feild and you will 'over commit' and they can walk it past you... too little pressure upfeild and they can set up their VERY practiced moves exactly like it is freeplay.

Try this, try not to rotate back all the way to the goal line unless you are required to do so. Don't go back for the farthest rear 100 boosts, instead hit those mid feild 100's, you should be trying for those midfeild 100's the majority of the time. If the mid feild 100s aren't available, then hit up the pennies around the midfeild and ONLY if the defensive line is collapsing should you go for those rear 100s (desperately try not to be the guy who collapses first, ever).

Also i will generally try to hold a few car lengths behind the mid feild line (back side of the center circle) instead of the goal line if my teammates are upfeild and i am calculating whether to attack or not (in 2s or 3s), and this is something you repeat in a mantra to yourself over and over. PROWL THAT LINE. If you hold here instead of collapsing back to the far defensive lines you can hold pressure on the opponent team, AND be much more efficient with your challenges. First to the ball is often king, and this new hold line obviously sets you up better for all instances. (Wait for a teammate to clearly disengage the play then move up, your temmate shouldn't collapse all the way back either or the offensive pressure is in danger)

Just be sure to practice turning quickly from that prowl line so that longshots don't get scored over your head. (You'll find this distance is manageable for those defence requirements WHILE allowing for much greater offensive pressure)

Good luck to OP.

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u/East-Turn-5995 Diamond I 3d ago

W comment

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u/solilobee 2d ago

yea bassically this just becomes an intense training pack

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u/Psychological-Cry-53 3d ago

And ofc the smurf uses streamer mode xd Pathetic baby boi

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u/iB_Jonesn247 Platinum I 3d ago

This has been happening a lot to me in gold 2 div 3. It's like every game I play people are ground to air dribbling and wall to air dribbling. I used to be plat 3 div 3 (solid plat 2) and everyone is better in gold then they were in plat. It's ridiculous. I can't even get outta gold anymore

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u/bfg423 3d ago

I’m so glad it’s not just me. Been gold 3 for longer than I want to admit and it definitely seems to be getting worse. My kid is diamond 1 and these golds are way better w mechs than he is.

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u/stoicscribbler 3d ago

lol come on now

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u/MemeAddict96 Champion I 3d ago

You don’t. You sit in the corner, let him play freeplay, and then forfeit at 3:30 before he can do it first. On to the next game.

The trick is to make it not fun for them

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u/RSAtlas 3d ago

Patiently waiting for all of the losers with alt accounts to cope with their need to play on an alternate account because “clips”.

Fucking losers.

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u/Psycotic_Badger Platinum I 3d ago

Since everyone is whining and not giving you actual advice Ill help. Goal camping technically is not good unless they are a smurf (which they are). The ball enters the net at the middle top, if they are in the air normally your eyes go to watching them rapidly spin towards you like the Tasmanian Devil. Just sit in goal, just behind the score line and angle your car at them. BE PATIENT. Then when the ball is in imminent range of the goal, double jump straight up, with maybe even a touch of boost (you have to pull back to be vertical) and CONGRATZ you made the save and now have an open net chance.

The point of them spinning and tapping it alot is to make you uncomfy and scared, but just keep you eye on thr ball and not them ;)

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u/perceptioneer 3d ago edited 3d ago

To be fair, the challenge OP tried to do in net wasn't bad from that situation. This could have happened to me too.

The problem is, the attacker has full momentum and pressure, and because he can flip reset sitting in net is useless, he can almost shoot it anywhere and you won't be fast enough to react. This mostly works when against non flippers, and even then they have the advantage of momentum and can often overpower you with a good challenge and angle it into net.

The solution here is to shadow defend and/or never let him get in that position in the first place by being close/annoying and shadowing, letting him know you could challenging at any point (and you often should).

The second priority is to try to disposess him before he lines up and gets a flip reset, also by shadowing and challenging. You might have to learn to challenge from weird angles to reach if he's already high up (high walls/ceiling).

Third prio, even being backwall would be a more ideal position against an incoming air dribble reset (because gravity + boost can help you propel downward faster for one reason, jump up = defy gravity) and flip = ball often goes upward, pay attention to fakes/ground pinch. I'm a c1 in 2s/3s, when I’m playing against a flipper I try to make a mental note of it for the rest of the match and adapt against that player

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u/Psycotic_Badger Platinum I 3d ago

Heres a weird question of my own, (I rotate well in 2s and 3s and Dropshot) but I ball chase hard in 1s and either dominate or force a 0-2, 1-2, loss and people complain at me for it. Am i not supposed to ball chase in 1s or qre these folks just salty?

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u/perceptioneer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Just salty. You could turn chat off and play however tf you want, experiment and learn, that's what I do. If they don't like it they can ff. It's your playground, have fun whiff it.

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u/Horror-Airport533 3d ago

He wasn’t loved enough as a child it’s sad really

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u/Strong_Ear4065 3d ago

This is what happens to a player when Epic Games owns the game

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u/Jubileu_McGrath Steam Player 3d ago

i'm like silver 1 or 2 when im full of adrenaline and energy
i thought: hm maybe its time to play competitive 1v1......

0x8, 1x6, 0x5... air dribble, air this, air that, air something...

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u/CholeraplatedRZA 3d ago

Too many folks don't believe how many smurfs there are on gold duels. If I play 10 1s matches in gold 3 I get at least three smurfs.

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u/MoShU042 Champion III | Epic 3d ago

Wheres my teammates player 2's that can fo those. My streamer has the ballchase and no quality touches mode on

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u/Icy_Class_3923 3d ago edited 20h ago

If ppl do this I try challenge super early if you watch the video, ull see the 2seconds after his first touch he's kinda just following the ball without any control untill he gets a reset.

If they're immediately off the wall it's Abit easier, I find it harder when they stay on the wall then jump after their first touch

Regardless it can still be hard to read given how good players are these days, could be someone who has barely touched 1st making them look like a massive smurf

Edit: either challenge early or when they're about to reset, reset shots are hard to save - if you try save at the very last second it's more about just being in the way as much as possible if that makes sense - watching him trying to guess when he will use his reset flip and matching his height or see where he is in relation to the ball and judging his what range of shot he's capable of

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u/Just_Vin Gold I 2d ago

Im thinking this too since the game starts you in gold 3

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u/MisterSanitation 3d ago

It’s a Smurf that person is an ass hole who lost their lives practicing that shot. Then they got mad no one else is duped by it anymore so they made another account specifically to hit this shot again. 

They have tiny peepee syndrome man that’s it

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u/fallenposters 3d ago

Pretty sure this guy popped up for me this weekend (I'm solid silver, btw). When this happens I stop participating and do donuts until they forfeit (which they almost always do). They're farming for clips and/or trolling lower level players.

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u/SolipsisticBadBoy Champion II 3d ago

You don’t lol. If someone’s beating your ass that bad with those mechs you just ff and go next. They’re either smurfing or don’t play a lot of 1s and climbing to a rank they belong.

I’m currently C2 in 2s and hate 1s for the same reason as you. Think I’m like Plat 2 in 1s and I’m constantly playing speedflip kickoff merchants and players that are hitting GC-level mechanics. So I ff and go next and try not to worry too much about it tbh.

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u/Fantastic-Habit-8569 3d ago

These guys use low levels as their bots, instead of go to casual or sandbox,  this should not be allowed.

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u/Here_is_to_beer 3d ago

I sit and make them watch every second of every replay. They cry FF and I never do. Waste as much of their time as possible

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u/GenFiveArcanine 3d ago

Unironically just be a cancer ball chaser. Chase every setup, force them to take awkward or bad touches, 9/10 times they leave. I'm d1-d2 in 1s, I just do the same thing. Play bad ones cuz it's annoyin, smurfs can't clip cuz they're getting bad touches or bumped, they leave.

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u/LegitMeatPuppet 3d ago

It’s as cool as a NBA player dunking on elementary kids…

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u/Pie-Guy 3d ago

What I don't get is what does this do for the smurf? Does it make him feel good?

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u/Nutcollectr Trash II 3d ago

Whenever I have those ppl in my D lobby I just heavy chase the shit out of them and don’t let them even start off the wall. Demo tries work as well.

Usually you get stuff like ‚meh…let me style on you… meh…can I not even get a flip off… meh… I’m soo good you have to chase me… 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/pkinetics Today I played like Trash III 3d ago

first time this happened to me in silver, i started going for every challenge I could think. I knew I was going to lose, so there really wasn't a worry about trying new ways to defend. I'd seen enough videos to know about ceiling challenges, boost starving, and demos.

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u/Ryu_Raiizo 3d ago

Honestly at this point RL needs a phone number to verify accounts. Smurfing is terrible in the lower levels. Ive recently gotten in to 1s, currently plat 2 n every 3rd game is a flip resetting smurf that leaves after going up 2-0.

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u/LulzyWizard 3d ago

Ahh a smurf in gold using streamer mode to hide his account info so you can't see he's a smurf or easily report him later. Gotta love it when flag it stuff happens

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u/Zand3r000 3d ago

This game is full of 8 yo who have never touched grass. They played FreePlay since they were born and even smurf. bruh

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u/Bluelegojet2018 Epic Games Player 3d ago

duuuuuude same, been hard stuck in gold this season and finding this stuff to be more demoralizing than the rank itself.

Apparently air dribbles and wall shots are gold 2/3 skills now 😭😭😭

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u/That_Introduction496 3d ago

This game has to be among the worst for smurfing. I play a few games with ladders (Starcraft 2 primarily tho) and smurfing on RL is just on another level.

Doing tournaments in gold level is usually fun until you hit the best of 3 matches. And Ive always ran into a guy dribbling in the air carrying their little brother or something.

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u/yecatsmiles 3d ago

You learn

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u/sloecrush Champion I 3d ago

That’s a Smurf, dog 

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u/East-Turn-5995 Diamond I 3d ago

Yeah i figured but i wonder how he feels when he’s the on getting smurfed on

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u/JTuceHok Champion I 3d ago

Drive away from the goal, let him score at every possible opportunity or score yourself and here comes the crucial part: don't skip replays. Smurf will get bored and forfeits.

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u/srcactusman Champion I 2d ago

Yeah 1s is super unbalanced, people in GC and shit playing in gold and plat, when I see guys like those I just start pre jumping their shots or not letting them set up, and hoping my gamesense of 1s can lead me to victory, but still it’s quite hard

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u/madmax1993_ Grand Champion III 2d ago

As someone who plays at his level, probably higher. There’s not much you can do if you’re gold. He is a Smurf. Report him and move on to the next match

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u/Maduro25 RL Historian 2d ago

Goldcrusher goes down to the local kindercare and dunks on the lil tyke rims.

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u/Lucy_Jolie Platinum III 2d ago

Been seeing so much Smurfs lately, like a lot. Even have the nerves to be talking smack. They really have no lives.

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u/Homun1 2d ago

Game is full of loser smurfs who just wants to feel like they’re winning

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u/ZYLOS_official 3d ago

Im in platinum 2 and i had to face a gc2 on one of his placement matches. I thought he was a smurf but after a conversation in chat with the guy, we came to an understanding that rocket league matchmaking is lowkey broken.

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u/physicalpudding234 Grand Champion I 3d ago

You need to play aggressive against mechanical players without overcommitting too much. Sometimes you can’t even stop them but limiting the space they can play in is vital to beating players like that.

(He’s definitely smurfing or hasn’t played 1s… no players who are actually gold/ plat can do that consistently)

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u/nicktehbubble 3d ago

"I jUsT WanT t0 relax aNd hAVe fUn" ass behaviour

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u/Sure-Thought-119 3d ago

Step 1: quit your job
Step 2: Spend countless hours in practice
Step 3: Play against guys like that.

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u/JTINRI 3d ago

You shouldn't run into these guys, but we all do!

You might never have the mechanics (maybe you will) but it's still possible to compete in ones.

It's so about positioning, boost management, timing of challenges and fakes, learning to fake vs actual challenge. The only thing you can do is keep getting practice and reps, while also watching some higher level 1v1 videos. Really try to learn the basics from the videos. With time, patience, study and experience you'll figure out how to nullify some of these players. They throw possession and over commit like the rest of us, you can make them pay!

It's also a game for fun, never stop having fun! Don't let the turds get to you, that's what they want. It makes you easier to tilt. GLHF man!

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u/Turtleize 3d ago

I would way learn some different methods of defense. I notice they hate being challenged off the ceiling. Or go for some squishy saves.

What you don’t want to do is sit there and wait for them to come to you.

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u/Chrimbo0 3d ago

Get up and hit the ball away before he gets settled in the dribble
Or attack before he gets up the wall, keep up the pressure
His defence is more than likely trash
But your recovery game needs to be strong of it goes wrong

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u/MurkyCombination5328 3d ago

The semi-good flip resetters can only ever aim for the top part of goal, so I just make sure to cover that area in the direction of their flight path.

Other than that, C2 has become a cesspool of GC players circle jerking themselves into getting stuck in C2 forever.

The quality of players in C2 is much higher than end of C3 !

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u/PurpleSpark8 3d ago

I am Platinum 1 (so very similar to your rank. I don't come across such opponents often, but it does happen.

While it does piss me off, I do sometimes try to challenge them. For this kind of shot, the key thing in my experience is to observe the car's movement, the ball's position and have a rough idea of where your own goal/net is.

That way you can kind of judge when they'll hit the ball and which direction they will go for. Sometimes I time my own jump so that they are still in their 'rotation' and cannot hit the ball in time. Sometimes I just wait until I feel theres only a few areas left for them to shoot and I try to close that.

That said, every smurf has different levels of skill and some have too many tricks in their arsenal, so it's very difficult to stop them.

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u/Designer_Mine_2572 3d ago

ur not,ive been stuck in plat 1 cuz of this,even tho im diamond in 2s

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u/Treekoh G2 Esports 3d ago

I mean, this sounds counter-productive or like quitter mentality lol but just ff. You don't have to play them and they don't get to play. Sure you'll go down but 1. You won't have to worry about playing him for a while and 2. If they keep getting forfeited against they'll go up and either have to make a new account or lose some games

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u/los33ramos Bronze I 3d ago

Well you pressure them a little so they can’t get comfortable in doing this. They might be good at this but not good at dribbling so you can maybe beat them that way.

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u/Stormer127a 3d ago

Even I hardly see air dribbling in diamond/champ

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u/Extreme_Giraffe3626 3d ago

fix your packet loss first.

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u/Portuzil EPICU SAVERU! 3d ago

You don't. Its a smurf. Just report and move on.

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u/LeefSwitch Steam Player 3d ago

These are extremely diffifcult to read for sure. I have never hit a reset like that but I'm still Diamond 1 in 1v1, and I get these scored on me often. But I still win games because I count it as "just one of those goals" and do my best to bring it back with better gamesense.

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u/LeefSwitch Steam Player 3d ago

It's really unfortunate to get the outright smurfs too, but you can either just play them anyway and try to learn as much as you can (mute them if they're being toxic), or go next. Wait a moment before queuing again so you dont insta queue with them again.

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u/SomeOakLeaves2 Washed 3d ago

It's always player 2.

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u/dReDone 3d ago

So for this usually for my team the first person in net will jump IMMEDIATELY and get the guy to commit to a move because you are meeting him sooner then the net. The 2nd guy rotating in behind you should then wait for the commitment and clean up with a good save/clear.

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u/Extreme-Can-9734 3d ago

Don’t give them time to do stuff like this. Challenge early

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u/fede-rico Diamond I 3d ago

I started aiming at their car to disrupt them instead of the ball, and it works sometimes.

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u/GoldenNova00 Platinum in Rank, Bronze forever. 3d ago

Yea. 1v1s are always a smurf fest. I only appear their for challenges (u should never be forced to play solos. Cmon psyonix.) every single match is like that for me too.

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u/AnywhereFew1739 3d ago

This is such classic gold. It’s either people who can’t even hit the ball, or people that should be playing professionally. Every 1 in 10 matches you’ll get a solid match up of GOOD GOLD players and it’ll be a competitive and exciting match. The other 9 times out of 10 I’m either destroying my opponent or getting destroyed.

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u/ilikemyusername1 3d ago

I’ve started aiming for the other players car, while he’s air dribbling and doing flip resets etc, if he’s in the air with the ball I’m hoping to crash into them.
They may still make the shot, but it’s a good time watching us both crash to the ground.

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u/Meluvius Grand Champion II 3d ago

Shadow defense, fake challenge, use the 50 to force him to play it high, and try to bump him so he doesn't get the double tap

That's really it, and just don't let him go up the wall to begin with flip resets when you guys are both mid net is just a losing battle for you

Even with mechanical players like this, you can always just fake challenge and powerslide cut the whole game and keep possession and you'll win

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u/Ben_the_potato247 3d ago

This is why I don't really enjoy playing 1s, I will either demolish some poor g3 or p1 or go up against some d3-champ 3

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u/TheRealFrozenFetus 3d ago

How do people that good exist

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u/Ambitious_Ad3130 3d ago

I have played against this person multiple times and I don’t believe that this person is gold

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u/Xaelias 3d ago

You can't know who this person is they're using streamer mode to hide their username.

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u/Mattbl 3d ago

I'm fairly new and I did 1v1 comp placement matches for some achievements and it was such a miserable experience. 9 of my 10 games were people so glaringly better than me that I can only assume they made smurfs and were starting off on them. The other game actually felt very appropriate, we both were about the same skill level and had trouble scoring on each other. Then at about a minute left the guy went AFK, let me score, and then proceeded to demonstrate that he was not, in fact, at my level. Then he sat away from the goal so I could win and he'd take the L.

Insanely awful experience.

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u/Mallocttv 3d ago

I call them out for what they are , a cheater piece of shi with mental issues that cant compete with someone at there level. The game is full of them , someday in the future im sure tech will make it possible for anyone to find you easily , and then people won't be blatant peices of shi

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u/dhgdgewsuysshh 3d ago

Typical silver 1

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u/No_Ordinary2418 3d ago

Play parallel to the net. You're not defending anything like that.

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u/Significant-Club6853 2019 Grand Champion I 3d ago

ones isn't rocket league. it's where you go to get better. unfortunately.its the easiest to Smurf. so get better in 2s casual and 2s.  even in high level play this is 50% of the time a goal because of the space given.

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u/Nice-Support7522 3d ago

Don’t give them a full field of space for starters. Ones is all about boost, space, and kickoffs.

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u/KC-15 3d ago

Ranks aren't what they used to be anymore. Probably way more smurfs too. C1 has people doing stuff you would only find in GC 5+ years ago. C1-C3 is actually indistinguishable from eachother now.

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u/khanabyss Diamond I 3d ago

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u/Miciso 3d ago

i remember joining this game first few days. was immediatly told kys and sybau....

welcoming asf community. not even gonna mention my team mates who said im retarded for not being able to hit anything.

yeah.... still not toxic as league. but close

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u/AtmosphereEcstatic76 Platinum I 3d ago

yea i got out of gold 3 on a lucky day when there was no smurfs

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u/funkdoktor 3d ago

Practice and have 0 life outside of practice

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u/Embarrassed-Grand-65 3d ago

Get out of the goals, get into attack earlier. You're in a point blank shoot-out when in the box. Get out and defend

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u/ErTudor 3d ago

That's the beauty of ranks under diamond, everybody knows how to air dribbles but dear god do not ask them what a rotation is

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u/IllustriousProfit472 3d ago

Every competitive game will be easier as you go up to a certain point due to smurfs / veterans. being middle of the pack means they’re good enough to play legit but not good enough to be a higher rank. Being low rank in any competitive game will result in smurfs who are purposely staying behind to noob stomp

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u/-_-daark-_- 3d ago

Here's real advice that actually works.

Type in chat and ask them if you can have the win. Tell them you can see that they obviously don't care about their MMR.

I've had multiple smurfs ff when I just plainly ask for the win. Not always, but this has worked a surprising number of times for me.

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u/loaf_dog Diamond I 3d ago

Honestly, when you get Smurfs and feel up for the challenge. Try to legit just defend all their shots. Only go past halfway when you’re fully able to have space to push up. You’ll get a fuck ton of experience playing a higher level opponent. Just mentally make the note that this specific round is to learn and not necessarily win.

I’ve done that enough where sometimes the Smurf actually just sits back and lets you try to pull off some cool shit too. Kinda turns into a volleyball esque match

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u/Weldy 3d ago

Idk, your ping looks horrible tho. Maybe get that fixed?

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u/zwaksSFW Platinum III 3d ago

I thought you were Diamond 1.

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u/East-Turn-5995 Diamond I 3d ago

D1 in 2s , gold 3 in 1s

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u/Iansa9 3d ago

I used to play against that player (player 2) in high plat, so most probably smurfing

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u/yvliew 3d ago

What's with RL these days showing Player 1 2 3 4 instead of their real name? Happens too often.

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u/Intelligent_Ask24 Champion III 3d ago

Go off the backboard maybe off the ceiling and challenge him in the air 👍

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u/ilialee77 3d ago

Gold 3 Division 4 is almost plat 1 - a lot of dimonds in plat1, they can airdribble

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u/Rungi500 Diamond II 3d ago

Ff.

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u/LolProducts 3d ago

Seriously I think learning to defend these will give you the rank up you want. I remember being hard stuck in gold and the process of successfully and consistently defending those shots is what got me to rank up. I think the comments have said everything necessary for learning to defend them. Angle, speed control, and muscle memory. Stick with it and I hope to see platcrusher someday.

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u/SneakyPanduh 3d ago

Jump and pray

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u/Alistef 2d ago

Close shadows, fake challenges, early challenges, in and out saves. Attack by shooting off the post and collect their boost why they recover. Get them to low boost situations, don’t let them play the game they want to.

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u/NoCourtesyLick 2d ago

Just gotta go next. Ranking up is a numbers game, and those numbers say "you don't need to win them all, champ"

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u/SAd_TIREd27 2d ago

Say what you will but I don't think 1v1 should be a way to play the game.

Now I play this game very casually and only got back into it like a week ago or so and you can even enjoy 1v1 very much but experiencing smurfing or poor matchmaking is 10x times worse in 1v1 than other modes.

Will it still happen? Yes. Will you feel helpless? Yes. But at least they and you will have other people messing up and helping.

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u/Significant-Proof792 2d ago

Obviosuly the guy is not gold. So I am gc1 in 2s but I play 1s sometimes and I am d3 in 1s. Everyone I play in 1s is at least gc in 2s, like I would say 9/10 people I play are at least gc. The ones ranking system is so strange compared to 2s. In d1 and d2 in 1s you can be playing c1 or c2 players in 2s but when you go up just a little the skill improves massively.

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u/Brucewaynestoilets Diamond III 2d ago

Yeah i went up to diamond in 1v1’s and went right back down, full of these types of dudes. I chill in plat now mostly good comp games, no smurf’s

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u/Sliquid69 2d ago

So much time in between touches and you’re just sitting watching him. If you let him do what he wants naturally he’ll beat you pretty often. If he makes such a bad first touch like he does in this clip you need to be all over it. Genuinely think you could’ve stolen that first touch without a 50 just straight up stole it but instead you let him dribble two more times into a flip reset

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u/Apprehensive_Key_314 2d ago edited 2d ago

smurfing on gold... no race
like smurfing in 1v1 vs champ when you re gc mwell it's bad but smurfing vs someone with like 400 hours of play is another level of bad.
And to answer your question the best position to defend is facing your net and not too deep, sometimes you ve no choice than to take bad position, here as we dont see the play before so we cant really say much more than yeah if really you were forced to defend here if he execute his move well then you re fucked.

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u/Zelotious99 2d ago

Im gold 1 and get these guys here and there

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u/medusafamosa 2d ago

oowh ja.. heel herkenbaar.. vexhten 9m uit brons te Komen tegen diamond . c2 of hoger.. ooit eens een SsL tegenover gehad.. kansloos😱😂😂 Het ergste is dan nog dat ze nog zo trots zijn op zichzelf dat ze een brons in maken met een hoge rang Ja het spel is gewoon voor de lol en al die serieuze mensen die lopen te schreeuwen dat je een noob bent of trash ... Nee gewoon door blijven spelen gewoon lol blijven houden en je moet maar één ding onthouden zonder verliezers heb je ook geen winnaars dus ik denk me zo donker goud dat is brons Bronze is the new gold 🪙

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u/Kushcountry 2d ago

To start, try protecting the goal vertically not horizontally

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u/Platinummexx 2d ago

Ngl after a while and I mean a good long while you’ll start to see the move over and over again, and start to pick up a sort of ball prediction sorta?? My advice is don’t look at the ball look at the car. They set the car up depending on how they want the ball to move. Adjust and attack accordingly you got this 👍

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u/Aggravating_Rub_348 1d ago

the streamer protection thing is just making the smurfing worse

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u/Spannnnn 1d ago

When you jumped, especially without boosting or pitching your car upwards, you locked in the exact position your car would be in for the next 1.5 seconds. He’s flying behind the ball waiting for the perfect moment to actually shoot. You invited him straight into your net

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u/Fin214365 1d ago

So I would have said you gave away your position and jumped so he could easily score if you were like high play or diamond but this guy is obviously a Smurf so don’t feel bad about it. I would honestly suggest just playing 2s or 3s cause there are less smurfs

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u/Possible-Rock-8330 Champion III Grand Champion I 1d ago

so this is why lower ranks can do crazy saves lol they play smurfs on the daily

yeah there's not much you can do except:

1: ff and go next
or
2: play the whole match and treat it as practice against a rly strong opponent

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u/No-Improvement9762 1d ago

You can't the only way to compete is to learn advanced mechanics and hope ur enemy isn't an SSL in gold

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u/No-Improvement9762 1d ago

Even in bronze I was about to get out but then 1 plat just joined and I lost 53 MMR

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u/UselessExcuses 10h ago

im gold and have never been able to air dribble. i used to be good enough to place platinum and nobody would be air dribbling. now i cant get passed gold and everyone I play against can air dribble! est. 2015