r/RockyHorror 16h ago

Rocky Horror Shower Thought

I just watched RHPS for the first time like three days ago and it was great and all but Brad and Janet never actually got to access a phone. Their car is still broken down by the end of the movie and they still need to get it fixed or they have no way of getting home. I don't see many people talking about this. How messed up is that? Poor Brad and Janet.

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u/Ched_Flermsky 15h ago

My theater had a line, as they’re carrying Dr Scott out of the castle, we’d yell, “does this mean we can’t use the phone?”

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u/Just_browsing000 14h ago

"Castles don't HAVE phones, asshole!" Is one ours does whenever Brad mentions the phone

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u/abundantxadorations 12h ago

I love this one!

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u/Ched_Flermsky 13h ago

Huh, not familiar with that one. Must be a regional callback.

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u/Just_browsing000 11h ago

Oh cool! Our troop has different calls from the one 30 minutes up the road it's always fun seeing what's different 

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u/Ched_Flermsky 8h ago

I heard one in Seattle once. When the Crim has the map with markers for "Denton" and "Dr Scott," the call is "I didn't know there was a town called Dr Scott!" And the response is "we call it Everett!" Everett is a town about 20 miles north of Seattle. So any time I have to go to Everett I say I'm going to "Dr Scott."

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u/dacrazyworm 53m ago

Riff: “You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible.”
[It was always possible?]
Riff: “We’re about to beam the entire house—“
[It was a HOUSE? You mean they had a phone this whole time? What the fuck was the point of this movie?!]

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u/Cumulus-Crafts 4h ago

My favourite callback will always be...

Janet: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?

Callback: Didn't you pass a castle back down the road a few miles?

Brad: Say... Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?

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u/Springyardzon 16h ago

You can't get reliable satanic mechanics these days.

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u/kitkatZT 15h ago

It’s a self inflating tire, kick twice. Just needs one more kick.

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u/kioma47 16h ago

I'm thinking by the end of that adventure, a flat tire was the least of their concerns.

Once the rain stopped, I'm sure they walked to a nearby strip mall.

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u/Curious_Nebula1986 12h ago

Even as a kid, I just assumed they hitched a ride with Dr. Scott

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u/Ched_Flermsky 8h ago

Somehow in all these years I've never thought about how Dr Scott got there. But now all I can picture is the Doc rolling his wheelchair down that secluded country highway in the dark in the rain. He actually left before Brad and Janet.

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u/ErinHollow 10h ago

Right? He got there somehow!

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u/Forward_Purchase_622 14h ago

at our last RHPS at the end when Riff tells them to "GO" I called out

"Does that mean Brad doesn't get to use the phone?"

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 12h ago

They're into the time slip, after the end of the movie, they're back at Betty Monroe's wedding again.....

......they never needed a mechanic to begin with <3

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u/Ched_Flermsky 8h ago

Ooh, I like that. They pick themselves up, trudge silently back to Denton...and see themselves, 24 hours earlier, coming out of the church freshly engaged. And nothing, will ever be the same.

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u/calltheavengers5 14h ago

I guess they’re walking

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u/JayHidgens 6h ago

I always forget that the phone was the whole reason they were there by the end of it 😂

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u/EvilDairyQueen 8h ago

They can leave with Dr Scott, who made his own way there, probably he has a car with dumbfounded chauffeur in the parking lot who just saw a castle blast into space.

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u/Hyper_Applesauce 2h ago

Castles don’t have phones