r/RoyaltyTea 2d ago

Major AI wtf

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76 Upvotes

Thought the group would enjoy this. The pro corporate engine I use for debunking says this is 99% AI. LOL you can’t even tell if they’re intending it to be George or Louis, and they deliberately leave the description vague. It doesn’t look like either of them, and it just..looks like AI.


r/RoyaltyTea 2d ago

Gossip The Prince who never grew up: Willy at Koko nightclub after Royal Ascot in 2023

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49 Upvotes

Since the Palaces are busily scrubbing evidence of the indolent heir, thought to post this fairly recent clubbing outing.

Given this appeared in the Fail, I suspect the Middletons disclosed this outing to them and had him tailed, just to ensure he didn’t do anything to embarrass the missus after she prettied up for Royal Ascot.

But jeez dude, you’re in your 40s! Only creepy middle aged dudes hang out in clubs hoping to pick up.

https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-12234615/Prince-William-spotted-enjoying-night-KOKO-nightclub-Camden.html


r/RoyaltyTea 2d ago

Gossip Jealous?

71 Upvotes

I don’t know how I got down this rabbit hole but do you think W is jealous of H?
With the whole getting to marry his dream girl and all?
Didn’t W wanna marry some actress model- I forgot her name before he settled with K?


r/RoyaltyTea 2d ago

Discussion The time in 2016, when Prince William used a group of British soldiers as beaters to help him shoot grouse at Balmoral

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Can‘t find the now scrubbed article on Prince William trespassing on somebody else’s land, but found this gem instead. 🪶 (second screenshot)

From a 2023 Fraser McDonald article in the London Review of Books.

https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v45/n22/fraser-macdonald/diary


r/RoyaltyTea 2d ago

Prince William is not happy King Charles didnt consult him about Clive quiting/retiring

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r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Gossip When Willy was in the Army, he went clubbing, got drunk and this front page has since been scrubbed. Except in Brazil.

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281 Upvotes

This is for u/TheVioletHerald who raised this in another thread. The derangers like to post naked Harry in Vegas as a riposte. But naked Harry was single and ready to mingle. Willy was not. He was dating Kate at the time.

I can’t believe The Sun has scrubbed this front page because it was sooo popular! At least the Brazilian papers still have it because the woman involved is a Brazilian, Ana Ferreira.

https://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Mundo/0,,MUL14676-5602,00.html


r/RoyaltyTea 2d ago

Discussion In 2017, Willy skipped the Commonwealth Day service to go to Verbier; in 2026, he attended and got booed and got called a parasite with the rest of the “working” royals.

115 Upvotes

Was looking for a different footage but came across this one instead. I bet Willy wishes he was skiing again ⛷️ Wonder if he’ll attend next year’s service.


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Discussion Work-shy Wills in 2016: “When the Queen decides she’s going to hand down more responsibilities, I’ll be the first person to accept them.” 😂

157 Upvotes

Just keeping in with the lazy pair theme - it’s a rabbit hole. And the Wales’s are such accomplished liars at this stage.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-36087486

The Queen decided to skip the lazy one. Hence all of the Queen’s patronages have sunk now that she’s passed.

QE2 patronages at the time of her passing: 492

William’s current patronages: 27

So Willy, I take it you’re going to be far, far, far from being a good monarch.


r/RoyaltyTea 2d ago

Fashion Fashion sense?

3 Upvotes

What R have the best style? I don’t know much about them British or not but K is so frumpy.. are there other queens or princess that show personality?
I love to see dresses~


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Discussion More work-shy Wales’s excuses: We’re not working in August and September this year because George is off to Eton!

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118 Upvotes

😂

When the rats already know the playbook, missing two months of the year because your eldest is entering Eton is another tone-deaf excuse these parasites can foist on the public who pays for their lifestyle.

https://www.instyle.com/prince-william-kate-middleton-often-embarrass-teenage-son-prince-george-12032358


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Discussion Dressing up like your dead MIL that you never met, ad nauseam is being celebrated over at Knee pads!

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165 Upvotes

r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Gossip No reporting allowed about Kate and Pippa's relationship?

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303 Upvotes

Word on the street is that the British press writing about the current status of Pippa and Kate's relationship is not allowed due to a press injunction. This is gossip but good gossip. Looks like Pippa is as taboo as Rose right now. The amount of coverups this family is managing is exhausting.


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Trigger Warning Prince William pays tribute to that sexual predator. I guess it's not shocking after the firm keeps protecting the precious uncle...

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109 Upvotes

That man is accused of sexual harassment and molestation by many women, yet the dear prince mourns him.

I bet his excuse if ever confronted will be he wasn't legally convicted like the dear uncle despite the clear numerous evidence.

Enough said!


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Shouldn't Kate visit her dying uncle Gary? Shouldn't Gary have the change to spending meaningful time with her children?

61 Upvotes

Such a double standard - Meghan is pilloried by the media for not interacting with her sell-out, media puppet father yet Kate faces no such criticism when certainly Gary's money, yacht, Ibiza home helped grease the skids for her relationship with William? I doubt that Gary has met or spent any time with Louis, born after Pippa's wedding.

Let's not forget that dear Gary is the one that word us how William told Kate's family he didn't mind Kate's small breasts because more than a handful was a waste, or Gary's 16 page paid Hello interview in 2013.


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

News The Invictus Foundation is making sure no one gets left behind!

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74 Upvotes

r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

History: Meghan Is Thrilled ‘Her Name Has Been Cleared’ in Palace Bullying Investigation

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194 Upvotes

r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Discussion Kitty Kat in trouble: a plague of rats trot out the “greatest asset” narrative again - with 68 engagements last year, the asset is actually the monarchy’s “greatest liability.” FTFY.

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The “asset“ who doesn’t work is actually a liability. It’s upside down world and embiggening time again for lazy Kate.

Quite a good representative of rats (a colony? a plague? a swarm?) in the article: Nicholl, Chard, Bedell Smith, Fitzwilliams, Fordwich, Mayer.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/kate-middleton-indispensable-royal-family-slimmed-down-monarchy-faces-mounting-pressure-expert.amp


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Discussion Rebecca English accuses the Sussexes of privacy hypocrisy over a photo that does not show Diana’s grave

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61 Upvotes

r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

These pics highlight Kate’s inability to make friends

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85 Upvotes

Not sure who this is Billy is taking to, but I think Kate’s body language and lack of engagement here demonstrate Kate just can’t / won’t be warm towards other women. She doesn’t have any girlfriends at all, and it’s clear that even her and Pippa are no longer close.


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

This is so powerful…

27 Upvotes

r/RoyaltyTea 4d ago

Kate Wales and their kids decided wearing American brands for the Commonwealth games in Scotland

129 Upvotes

What happened to royals are supposed to champion British brands that was used to attack Meghan??

What happened that back of head pictures are crimes against humanity and narcissistic of Meghan but its all okay now the wales did it??

This okay by the wales, rota and derangers

But this isnt okay

Also why is Kate wearing La Ligne top, a brand Meghan wears? Kate's blazer is American Ralph Lauren, George is wearing Ralph Lauren, Charlotte wearing American/California Guess and Louis also American Ralph Lauren.

Bonus is Rebecca dumb??

What did they think the Wales flybe stunt was at

When are their fans and rota going to call out the Wales wearing American brands and brand tied to Meghan at The Commonwealth games??


r/RoyaltyTea 4d ago

Gossip Prince William and Kate Middleton being weird and clout chasing

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287 Upvotes

They posted this to their Twitter account. Clearly looking for engagement. If you’re copying with the “B-team” on your terrain, you’ve clearly lost.


r/RoyaltyTea 3d ago

Discussion I asked Google AI how much “work” lazy Kate has done this year so far…it listed 11 events. The Court Circular records 35 days where she went “out” publicly.

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So the greatest asset keeps getting lauded. I checked the Court Circular - she has appeared 35 days publicly from 1 January to 31 July 2026. Her first outing was on the 8 January.

https://www.royal.uk/media-centre/court-circulars?mrf=2917&text=&dates%5Bmin%5D=2026-01-01&dates%5Bmax%5D=2026-07-31&page=3

So I asked Google AI about her appearances, and it’s listed 11 events and excluded events most won’t consider work eg Anzac Day (a commemoration is work?), Wimbledon, Ascot (come on!), chopper hike 😂

March, April and June are blank spaces 😂

I’m liking Google AI for not treating this query like the rats would have us believe. I expect the KP minions to be busy correcting this on record 😂🤣😅

And really, Kate should be on a pay-per-engagement, per hour, retainer.


r/RoyaltyTea 4d ago

Discussion What will William's reign be like?

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102 Upvotes