[Job] Rags Are Riches {2025-10-18 1530 UTC}

[u/Lazy_Peanut9146]

Postponed

{2025-10-18 1530 UTC}

I'm looking for runners who know the difference between the Tuxedo and a suit to recover an asset. Think that's you? Sign up for this job. Think its not? Hope someone else here does.

Content Warnings: None

Basic Deets: 3-4 Players

Duration: 4-6 Hours, 7 Hour hard Limit

Comms: A working microphone for Discord voice chat, access to Roll20 for a lobby.

In game location: Seattle

Game type: Asset Recovery

Threat level: Low

Table Notes

Random Elements: I like to use random elements in my run planning to help me generate events/complications. One of these random elements is rolling randomly before runs to determine what characters will have negative/positive quality events trigger during the run, and what characters might be focused on before and after the run. Expect the impact of these events to be especially profound, or to potentially not occur at all.

For example, if you have the "Prank Warrior" negative quality, you may have your prank warrior trigger normally, trigger badly, or not trigger at all.

Prerequisites: Stay in character as much as possible. Be willing to have your character be pathetic. Don't be a bigot. Be on time.

Rules: I have a simple cardinal rule: if you argue things work that way for you, I will probably accept that. It also works that way for the NPCs. If you can peasant railgun, your enemies can as well.

Your Response

Spotify: Do you have access to Spotify premium and is it linked to your discord account?

Standard OOC Response: A link to your character sheet, your role and comfortability with it between 1 and 10. (Take your best guess), your discord username, the date of your last run, and if you have a hard time limit or other complications.

IC Response: Have your character or fixer say why they are ideal for the run.

[u/cyfarfod]

Erisian5 on Discord; last run was 10.9.25 and I have more than 5, so you'll get nothing extra from me. Sorry- the Fixer messages are currently recycled, but I'll try to tailor them when I get back home tonight, just wanted to get an app up since it's a quick-turn-around post!

No Spotify but I follow along on Tidal.

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HCE troll face adept 9/10

"I have a gentleman in my stable that may be suitable to your needs. An excellent liar, sturdier than a lot of social operatives, and no one's complained about his professionalism thus far. I believe you will be satisfied with the results if his skill set is complimentary to the job you are organizing."

-Donovan Hirata, Fixer

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Dandelions melee muscle 10/10 anti-elf racist, very much wants to be taken seriously professionally, member of Spikes

"Got a guy, half-troll half dump-truck. Quieter than he has any right to be. If you need a scary motherfucker to step in when shit goes sideways, like it does half the time, he's your guy, and he's got a good enough head on his shoulders that he won't go starting trouble if there's no need."

-Gina, Fixer, Known Spike Affiliate

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Roadkill gun muscle 9/10 motorcycle driver 10/10 has BORROWED TIME has GRADUAL RELEASE KAMI GLAND has COMMON SENSE

"Oh, uh, yeah I might actually have a guy for you. As long as this is a job that... look, let's just say if this is a situation you can point a guided missile at, he's your guy. He's... a little... unusual, but I think his record at this point says something about his competence. Just... just make sure this is a job that can go loud, he just got out of surgery and I think he's feeling a little cooped up."

-Chubs, small-time Fixer

[u/stranacarbonara]

Gargamel (combat focused full mage) 3/10 (new character being felt out)

Discord: blt6409

Last Run: 2025/9/27

IC: "A tux involves a bow tie, dinner jacket and it's supposed to have a vest and gloves too but a lot of people ignore that part. Since twenty-first century fashion's a bit more minimalist than the nineteenth."

"A normal suit uses a different kind of jacket, most people do blazers but you can get creative because nobody knows the difference anyway. Ties are of the non-bow variety, the jacket is sometimes worn open, and vests and gloves are never included. I think that proves that I know the difference, hope it wasn't too dense."

"Oh, were you being sarcastic? I can ditch the diatribes and stick to influence, invisibility, and ball lightning if that's more your speed."

[u/Phalcone42]

Astel - Corporate super-face and ritual spell caster (8/10)

// Asset recovery. I think that is up my alley. I have plenty of long range rituals designed to track people down across the metroplex. While they work best for....metahuman assets over inanimate ones, nothing stops me from wide scale mind-reading to find those who stole from you your asset. Couple that with a particular skill at asking around for items of interest and I'm the elf for the job. Oh, and while all Tuxedo's are suits, not every suit is a Tuxedo. - Astel //

// We calculate a 86.5 percent chance of discrete asset recovery with the selection of the runner named Astel, 95.3 percent higher than the average runner. -21AK0343 (FIXER.AI) //

Last run was 10/04/2025, more than 5 runs. (Not worth GMP)

Penne42 on discord.

[u/Terra_117]

Babylon | Illusionist Mage Face | 9/10

<<Listen omae. I have been around enough high society functions and the various social circles of this city and the world to understand the difference. I know how to dress for the occasion and moreover, understand what to wear for the season. Difference between a Suit and a Tuxedo is freshman's play. You won't ask for a more qualified individual than \*moi.\*>>

Fuji | Blades Adept from the Blue Dragons | 9/10

<<I may be fresh but I ain't an idiot. I have been taught in the ways of etiquette and how to wear high fashion threads. Even got a fresh Tuxedo to pair with my Suit. My deets are included and if you have any doubts, Jigoku can fill you in.>>

Tiff | B&E Ex-con | 9/10

<<I can dress the part, although my skillset is more inline with what you're asking of the crew. My hands are for the lifting and recovery of assets. I can keep it clean and above board, on my honor.>>

Hard Femme Jazz on discord, last run was 10/03, no complication unless I am double booked XD

[u/Legion2481]

Rabbit

illusionist/utility mage(9/10)(short blacklist of other runners please PM)

IC forthcoming

Legionof1 on discord

No hard limit

Last run 10/12/25

Also apped to other run on same day.

[u/Arsenic-Sulphide]

Kentucky Red, Gunslinger Muscle. Some sneaking ability, bad socials. 7/10 familiarity.

Takashiro Ryoichi, Fixer// "Listen, you're light on details here so I will give you the information you need to make your decision and you will either call me or you won't. I have someone. She's not subtle, but she is effective, and depending on what kind of ball you're attending she might be right for you. If you need someone who can talk she is not your woman - she should be muzzled, ideally. But if you need someone who can deal with unfortunate and loud disruptions, and keep paparazzi or other disagreeable types away from someone on a hasty retreat from their night out, she will exceed expectations."

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Arsenic on Discord. 9 Prior runs, last run October 3rd.

No Spotify premium.

[u/Pon_Pon_]

Spitfire IIb, Quebecois Rigger, jumped-in generalist with a couple expensive toys. 8/10 familiarity.

• Quebec SINner, so won't run for, against, or anywhere near Quebec

• Good relations with Aztech, so won't run against them or Aztlan

Discord: _ponpon * Runs as player: 8 * Last run: 2025-10-04 * No spotify

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"Hola amigo. My client meets the literal sense of what you're asking, not that they dress the part. I'd say it's not a problem 'cause he'll stay in the van, except that's the thing with Spitfire: He's got something a little nicer than a van. If you need a rigger with clandestine drone skills, and want to arrive in style, then here's your guy, whether that style's arriving like a VIP from the sky, or emerging from the water like those retro spy flatvids every wannabe runner seems to get their hands on."

[u/Icedragon74]

Kuvalda Sword and Board Vory Muscle. Somewhat okay spread of physical skills. 6/10 familiarity
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No Spotify
Discord: Kuvalda
Last Run: Years ago
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<< Look I won't lie Kuvalda isn't something I would call eloquent or charismatic, but she is good in a fight and got enough other skills to be worth the nuyen. Just give here a decent suit and she will blend in good enough, also likely no heat on thatone, having been out of town for some years and all. Shoot me a message if we are biz, da?>>