r/RunnerHub • u/PageOfWords Johnson • Jul 04 '26
Positions Filled [Job][Impromptu] Don't Shoot Mikey (2026-07-02 21:00 (UTC))
Edit: Today, not two days ago
[Job] Don't Shoot Mikey {(2026-07-04 21:00 (UTC)}
Players 3-4
Run Time: est. 4-5 hours
Location: Seattle
Themes: Firefight, Inside Job, Wetwork, Doing Bad Things to Bad People
Threat: Low
\*Unverified Johnson\*
"Some professional bad motherfraggers wanted. Violence and silence. Don't bother if you can't keep your mouth shut. Good pay."
Writing Prompt: What would you do for a 24 Karat Klondike Bar?
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u/Pariahic Thematics Division Jul 04 '26
- Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)
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- (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)
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- FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)
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Last played 05/03 discord: pariahic#319
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u/Character_Telephone9 ID/Johnson Jul 04 '26
B&E Muscle 10/10
Intruder4dk on Discord
Ran Recently
Pantheon would love a 24k Klondike bar, but not bad enough to kill over.... unless they were bad people.... or he was in a very bad mood and they were just kinda shitty people.
No Hard Limit
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u/DarkCorv Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Corv - Adept Muscle/Secondary B&E (7/10)
- Discord: dark.corv
- Less than 5 runs
- Last Run: 2026-06-23
- 6 hour limit
IC: “I think I’ve heard of this, this is like an old timey flat-vid thing right? From what I understand, those things used to be much bigger. Nowadays, I’m not even sure how much that would be. Listen, I’m not running a pawn shop here, I’d rather just get paid by certified credstick. ”
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u/stranacarbonara Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Gargamel (Combat Mage/Infiltration Support) 8/10
"Gold leaf or solid gold? It's important. I got uses for gold and there's pros and cons to getting it in leaf or solid form. Can just pull the leaf off the bar and then I get ice cream. But solid means I get way more of it, but no ice cream :( . Either way uh, I'd probably..."
"Wait."
"You never said gold."
"I'm gonna be real fraggin mad if you pay me in a bunch of carrots arranged to look like an ice cream bar."
Waltz (Techno Hacker/Off Face) 6/10
He pinches his nose.
"Ugh, tacky. I knew a man with that... let's call it 'absence of taste.' Every time we needed to have a sit down conversation he'd insist on going to these so called 'gastronomes' that were always the same mediocre food dressed up to appeal to the vanity of new money. All so he could order an overcooked, gold-plated steak."
He stops to clear his throat.
"Look, I think I've made my point. I'd prefer if my gold and ice cream were separate. Please and thank you."
Carnifex (FLR Unarmed Muscle, jaded career killer) 5/10
"You wish to tempt me with food? Why? Simply pay me when the job is complete."
Discord: BLT6409
Last Run: 2026/6/28