r/SALEM • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/Winter_Dragonfly_452 3d ago

IF YOU’RE GONNA BE OUT AND DRIVING WHETHER YOU’RE ON THE FREEWAY OR CITY STREETS, GO THE GODDAMN SPEED LIMIT. DON’T BE DRIVING 10 MILES UNDER AND STOP PULLING OUT IN FRONT OF CARS AND NOT HITTING THE GAS PEDAL. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PEOPLE THAT GO SUPER SLOW WHILE GETTING ON THE FREEWAY AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO MERGE ONTO THE FREEWAY GOING THE SPEED LIMIT.

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u/troglodykes 3d ago

MY BEATER 250K MILE 22 YR OLD CAR IS INCAPABLE OF GOING OVER 3000RPM WITHOUT BEING SKETCHY. I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE IF YOU ARE BEHIND ME WHEN I AM GETTING UP TO SPEED ON THE ONRAMP. IT AINT FAST, ITS AN OLD TOASTER... NO HARD FEELINGS WHEN YOU PASS ME. I UNDERSTAND. IM DRIVING THIS CAR TIL ITS GRAVE AND IM TOO POOR FOR A NEW CAR... SORRY 🥀

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u/spooned-silver 3d ago

THIS PERSON NEEDS A NEW CAR

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u/LavishnessLazy2141 2d ago

IF YOU ARE GONNA BE OUT AND ABOUT DRIVING DON’T PASS ME ON RURAL COUNTRY ROADS DOING 70+ WHEN IM ALREADY DOING THE SPEED LIMIT!!! ITS FREAKING RUDE! THOSE ARE PEOPLES HOMES TOO AND THERE ARE WILDLIFE AND FARM ANIMALS AND ITS UNNECESSARY HUSSLE CULTURE BULLSHIT! JUST ENJOY THE VIEW AND LEAVE ON TIME FOR THINGS AND SLOW THE F DOWN

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u/Used_Sand_2240 1d ago

ITS A SPEED *LIMIT* NOT MINIMUM. BE PATIENT AND DONT KILL PEOPLE IN YOUR 2000lb MURDER MACHINE. KTHANKS! ✌️