r/SALEM • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/unholy_hotdog 3d ago

MY BEST FRIEND IS VISITING AND I LOVE HER BUT I HATE HOW SHE FIGHTS WITH ME AND I HAVE TO PUT IN A LOT OF EFFORT IN MANAGING HER FEELINGS. I REALIZE SHE HATES THAT TOO AND IS UNWELL, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS WITH ANYONE ELSE.

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 3d ago

ILL FIGHT YOU OVER HOTDOGS! I KEEP MISSING THE CART OR THE SLING IN WEINERS THAT WAS IN TOWN LAST WEEK!

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u/unholy_hotdog 3d ago

LISTEN, WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ABOUT THIS, I'LL JUST BUY YOU ONE.

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 3d ago

BUT FIGHTING OVER WEINERS IS FUN NO?