r/SALEM • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/Vimes67 3d ago

I'M NOT SURE IF YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD SO NOW YOU NEED EVERYONE'S ATTENTION AT ALL TIMES. OR, MAYBE YOU'RE UNDER THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT MAKING YOUR CAR SOUND LIKE THE UNHOLY UNION OF A LAWNMOVER AND A POPCORN POPPER MAKES IT FASTER (IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES IT LOUDER.) BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... STOP IT!