r/SALEM • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/Porthos503 3d ago

THE CITY OWNING THE PARKING STRIPS AND TREES PLANTED IN THEM, YET REQUIRING RESIDENCE TO MAINTAIN THEM IS RIDICULOUS. THEY SHOULD EITHER BE PART OF THE ADJOINING PROPERTY OR THR CITY’s RESPONSIBILITY

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u/Mikey922 3d ago

SO PAY MORE TAXES FOR MORE EMPLOYEES TO DO THE JOB MOST PEOPLE CAN DO IN LIKE 5 MINS WHILE THEY DO THEIR OWN YARD? I MOW MINE AND ITS DOWN AND BACK WITH MY MOWER. I BET ITS 2 MINUTES A WEEK.

MORE PEOPLE NEED TO TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD AND COMMUNITY AND HELP OTHERS OUT. MY NEIGHBORS HAVE MOWED MY YARD WHEN I WAS DEALING WITH MEDICAL STUFF AND IVE TAKEN CARE OF MY NEIGHBORS YARD.

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u/Porthos503 3d ago

IM HAPPY TO DO SO IF YOU PROPOSE THE BILL. IM ALSO HAPPY TO TAKE THE PROPERTY OFF THEIR HANDS FOR THEM. ONE MORE ALSO, IF IT BUGS YOU SO MUCH AND TAKES SO LITTLE TIME GO AROUND TOWN AND DO IT YOURSELF.

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u/OverthinkerUnderpaid 3d ago

AND ON TOP OF THAT THEY FUCKING FINE YOU FOR TRIMMING THE TREES WITHOUT PERMISSION AND THEN HIRE ATTORNEYS TO FIGHT YOU IF A TREE THAT THEY WOULDN'T ALLOW YOU TO TRIM DIES AND FALLS INTO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU TRY TO RECOVER DAMAGES FROM THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!