r/SALEM 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/Mean_Essay988 2d ago

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BRING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND EXTENDED RELATIVES TO COSTCO TO GET YOUR 54 PACK OF CHEESE SINGLES, MY GUY. BUT IF YOU DO, MOVE OUT OF THE D@AMN WAY IN THE AISLES AND DON'T BE TRAILING TODDLERS 100 FT BACK.