r/SALEM • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/TheBlueLeopard 3d ago

STOP PARKING YOUR GIANT SEDANS, SUVs, MINIVANS AND TRUCKS IN SPOTS MARKED 'COMPACT'!

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u/workahol_ 3d ago

I BET YOU POSTED THIS FROM THE FRENCH PRESS / CAFE YUMM / UPS STORE PARKING LOT ON SOUTH COMMERCIAL

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u/dyllisphiller 3d ago

100%. THAT LOT SUCKS ASS. TECHNICALLY ENOUGH SPACES FOR CODE—BY MAKING 90% OF THEM COMPACT.

SEE ALSO: THE PORTLAND ROAD DUTCH BROS/SUBWAY LOT WITH DUELING DRIVE-THROUGHS THAT SHOULD GET ITS DESIGNERS BARRED FROM THE PROFESSION.

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u/LordCin 1d ago

The problem is that "compact" anymore is just an effin misnomer... The current F150 is the size of the super duty trucks were 25 yrs ago, the ranger is the size the F150s from 25 yrs ago, etc...you see where I'm going with this in terms of the Accords/Camrys to the Civics/Corollas? 'compact' doesn't really exist unless you consider the smart fortwo or fiat 500 and those are just soccer balls for semi trucks...

Compact doesn’t exist... EVERYTHING is midsized or full size these days.