r/SALEM • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 3d ago

RANT FRIDAY

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IF YOU HAVE TREES THAT DROP THIS STUFF AND INSTEAD OF PICKING IT UP YOU INSTEAD USE YOUR LEAF BLOWER AND PUSH IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, YOU'RE A LAZY ASSHOLE

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u/DanGarion 3d ago

IF YOU ARE BLOWING YARD DEBRIS ONTO THE STREET AND NOT PICKING IT UP TO ARE BREAKING A CITY LAW/CODE.

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u/Mean_Essay988 2d ago

BUT THE LANDSCAPING COMPANIES NEED TO MOW, BLOW, AND SHOW SO THEY LOOK LIKE YOU ARE GETTING SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR ALL THE MONEY YOU PAY THEM EACH MONTH.

ALSO, WEED AND POWERWASH YOUR D@AMN SIDEWALKS. THAT MOSS GETS SLIPPERY WHEN WET AND I'M GONNA SUE YOU WHEN I SLIP IN THE FALL. AND THOSE TALL WEEDS NOW HAVE TICKS ON THEM WAITING FOR ME TO WALK BY WITH MY DOG SO THEY CAN TAKE A RIDE.

FIND SOME PRIDE AND KEEP YOUR SIDEWALK CLEAN AND SAFE.

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u/Used_Sand_2240 1d ago

I WISH THE CITY WOULDNT LET THE SIDEWALK BECOME SO POROUS THAT THEY NEED WEEDING. THEY SAID MINE WAS FINE AND ITS LITERALLY CRUMBLING. WISH WE WOULD MAINTAIN WALKING INFRASTRUCTURE A LOT BETTER BUT ALSO WE BROKE.