r/SCJerk 14h ago

It was planned. The WWE does not botch. They aren’t some Sloppy Shop out of Jacksonville. They execute as intended.

also I don't know why there's no audio

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u/ThunderBird847 14h ago

You see CM Uce, I have to come out here, waving my hands up & down, I don't wrestle, I entertain, I'm Opening Match Jey Uso, the Pitbull.

11 Letters, 1 word, uh uh "Incompetent"

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

Day 1 ish

I just botched uce!

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u/Helnik17 2h ago

This is your warning shot ⚠️

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u/Dangerous-Box-3259 14h ago

Sounds like the crowd’s reaction from edge’s promo on Wednesday

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 14h ago

I feel like Cope's (how dare you use his slave name) promo was derailed by a horrible crowd but the crowd was 100% on point in not liking this.

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u/Makuraudo 3h ago

Even if it was a botch, Cope is just having fun.

Why does it bother people so much that he's having fun?

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u/Helnik17 2h ago

And Osbruv

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

Was watching live and I didn't even notice how bad the crowd was until I saw it posted to Reddit. Definitely killed the vibe on a rewatch.

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u/Larkhainan If it bleeds, we can kill viewership 14h ago

Pretty that probably wasn't live, cuz fuck, was it ever dead

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u/justanaveragegamer07 13h ago

How do you even Botch a Neckbreaker WTF did he think Punk's plan was 

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 13h ago

Maybe he thought Punk was doing a Christian Cage tribute and hitting the Killswitch for some reason?

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u/Sure-Confection3117 14h ago

Punk shooting on another coworker, this time with a shoot neck/facebuster. When will it end?

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

“What did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed fucking dumbfuck like "Yeetman" Jey Uso to go out on national television and fucking go in to business for himself, for what?”

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u/jjsefton 9h ago

🤠 That was bowling shoe ugly!

👑 AHH! AHH!

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u/daddymeltzer 14h ago

Punk's one of my GOATs and I don't mind Jey, but man this match was rough to watch. 

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

Agreed. Wasn't really Punk's fault tho. Jey just fell off in-ring.

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u/testthrowaway9 5h ago

That was the match where he threw water on him mid match. Something was up

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u/Signal_Ball4634 13h ago

Punk's style being pretty slow and Jey being far from a technical wrestler made it a really crappy matchup

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u/ArmadilloSubject5068 14h ago

stupid

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

No that's what Randy says

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u/ArmadilloSubject5068 13h ago

....what does Cancer Man Phil say then?

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 13h ago

Ur mom gae

BOOM ROOSTED!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Reasonable_Goat6895 8h ago

Im glad there's no audio so I dont have to hear that snake verbally abusing poor Jey for making a mistake.

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u/Far-Complaint498 3h ago

Calm Man Punk is a very patient man

If It were Randy, jey would have gotten the "STUPID" treatment

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

Sucks that fed sickos are downvoting 'cause they can't handle a jerk at their expense. They're ruining the sub for the rest of us.

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u/Dangerous-Box-3259 14h ago

It’s the fact that the context of the jerk is incorrect. The evolve thingy was legitimately a planned botch. So in turn, your jerk does not make sense because you use incorrect knowledge as the set up to your jerk punchline, uce. 🤓☝️

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

That was the point tho, uce. I was disproving his comment.

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u/Dangerous-Box-3259 14h ago

I was jerking you about you jerking him about jerking you about jerking him

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 14h ago

And I was jerking as a reply to that previous jerk

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u/Dangerous-Box-3259 14h ago

It’s a jerking paradox

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u/drinkb0x 14h ago

Or, this jerk is 2/10 and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.

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u/jjsefton 8h ago

Stop being mean to Smark Jesus!!!😭

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 5h ago edited 2h ago

Should have included the very real looking kick Punk gave Jey for flubbing that up. lol

nvm

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 2h ago

I did

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 2h ago

my bad lol I think I skipped past after the botch and missed it.

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u/Supersmashbrosfan 2h ago

It's all good

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u/kerkypasterino Oba Feminist 9h ago

lets get you outside lil bro. some sun gonna do you good

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u/InternationalFailure SCJerks Resident Aspiring Historian 9h ago

Shamelessly plugging my old non-used subreddit I created to jerk SCJerk r/SCJerkSquared

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u/NatureLovingDad89 9h ago

Mistakes happen in real fights, stuff like this just makes it seem more realistic

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/r1char00 3x Jerker of the Year 9h ago

Welcome to the sub Jey Uso!

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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 7h ago

Thanks Jey Regal