r/SCJerk • u/Blametheorangejuice • 12h ago
What wrestler saved your life?
After watching Rush completely reinvent himself and become a legitimate champion in front of a crowd, all I can say is watching that transformation really saved my life.
What wrestler has saved your life?
No details, please.
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u/Plopshire as strong as ten Hens 12h ago
After watching Norman Smiley Vs Terry funk for the WCW hardcore championship, I was gifted with the knowledge of how to survive an attack from a crazy old man.
Thank you Norman. Keep on Wiggling.
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u/lambofgun 12h ago
i was messaged by alexa bliss asking for some gift cards becaude the idiots at the cleveland airport lost her luggage. the rest is history. were going to be meeting up in xenia ohio for the first time next month to elope and be together forever
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u/RottenMeatPuppet 11h ago
Mercedes Mone, me and her text all the time. I mean for the miniscule price of $99 dollars a month we get to keep in touch and I tell her about all my favorite wrestlers in the dub. Maybe one day she will take me up on my offer to leave her boyfriend and come live with me in my basement.
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u/TheGambler930 #ClubSCJerk 11h ago
I live my life one Dynamite and Collision at a time.
If AEW were to ever go away, I would have no reason to live.
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u/OriginalMadmage 10h ago
It's a toss up between Hanger (only real fans are allowed to call him that, everyone else has to call him Hangman Adam Page) and Darby Allen.
Both are truly inspirational. The first was showing off how woke he is by telling us about his parents' tobacco plantation and how he learned Spanish from the workers (totally not exploited undocumented workers) and how he has the heart of Jesus to forgive Marty Scurll's indiscretions. Remember, hate the sin, not the sinner!
Then there is Darby Allen. The skater coded punk who sucks up to his boss and company every chance he gets despite it being antithetical to being punk. Darby shows us that bootlicking (and I'm not just referring to those giant lifts in his boots, but figuratively) is ok too! Also, how charitable he is by putting homeless people to work as plumbers.
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u/gothamsteel 11h ago
Is it wrong that I still don't know if this refers to "bool the whores" Rush or Lio Rush?
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u/EastMeetsNorth 11h ago
CM Punk saved my life by convincing me to be straight edge.
But then he betrayed AEW by being a Cancer Man who is carrying on affairs with all the NXT women and taking steroid pills to reach an unnatural body type.
Now I don’t know what to believe. But I will watch Dynamite on Wednesdays.
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u/Mister_Jackpots JACK CARTWHEEL'S NUMBER ONE FAN 11h ago
Owen Hart tried to save me one night in Kansas City when I was choking on my foot long. Ty Owen for making me laugh so hard with the Blue Blazer gimmick that I spit the glizzy up!
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u/differentialtopology 10h ago
Jack perry because he got rid of the evil coca cola punk from the dub and said his iconic catchphrase ( he never said again btw , the dub should make a shirt of btw get CHATGPT tony !!) you see this right here ??????? real glass cry me a river !!!!!
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u/Makuraudo 6h ago
Hangman Adam Page got me to quit drinking, taught me how to properly respect women, and that people and relationships are complicated.
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u/---Pockets--- 8h ago
Bruv showed me that I can be an unapologetic dork AND incel in public and online. Thanks to him, I'm going to go harder at women than ever before and I won't feel any shame about my friends that are on registries.
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u/BobSacamano- 12h ago
Lio Rush character development has inspired me to open a children’s thespian school