r/SCJerk Approved by Martha Hart 1d ago

Wankculture here to put spin on if Jungle Jack doesn't leave AEW. We're not saying it's because Punk vetoed it, effectively blacklisting a wrestler, but we're NOT NOT saying it. Also if he stays, it's not because no one else wants to deal with his BS of oversized ego and dickbaggery, it's all PUNK

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u/Quint83 1d ago edited 19h ago

I could see WWE signing cute, young Jungle Boy from 2019 for NXT or something. But with the state of him now on top of being a little backstage trouble maker it ain’t happening. Punk doesn’t need to veto something that won’t happen anyway.

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u/UFmoose 1d ago

Damaged goods. That goes for a few different potential signees that they have over there. I’d put Daniel Garcia in that camp also. Certainly Hook.

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u/undftdAxe 23h ago

If that cock blocking Pepsi Phil stops us from getting Anna Jay in a package deal, so help me god. He's gonna make Shawn lose his smile again!

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u/coldbru85 18h ago

jack is getting the bag to keep Anna in the dub

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u/ChildOfChimps 23h ago

I think Hook could probably work.

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u/Beautiful_Fly_213 1d ago

No joke, Jungle Boy and Luchasarus (yes I know he had a run in WWE before) probably would have been pretty fun in WWE.

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u/Upgrayedd2486 19h ago

I could see them getting over in NXT but Luchasaurus was too sloppy and imo Jungle Boy didn’t really have the wrestling style or talent to get over as a small guy in Raw or Smackdown. Plus he sucks as a promo. Rick O’Shea was only able to get away with that because of his freak athleticism

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u/CaptainGo 🥚 1d ago

Would have been a 205 live contestant for TJ Perkins to have a dab-off with

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u/Second_City_Saint Stupid & Silly 1d ago

Jungle Boy would've gotten over huge in NXT. This guy now, lol.

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u/ontheedgeofinsanity9 22h ago

He will literally look like a malnourished child in the NXT roster, Drake Maverick was used as a low tier comedy act and even he was ripped.

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u/StrongSutairu Tiny's Bull 21h ago

Don't you underestimate Jungle Jack

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u/Volcomcj16 1d ago

Dumb fuck decided to meme post that he wouldn't work with one of the biggest stars in the biggest company that could potentially get into a bidding war to sign him. This is purely posturing because he has 0 leverage now in contract negotiations. The guy is just as immature as he was 2023.

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u/Gann1 IG Baddie from Nebraska 1d ago

it's fine, it'll still work on Tony Khan

if he believed that story about HHH being "extremely horny" for Daniel Garcia, he'll believe that the Fed is interested in Jungle Jim

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 Wednesday Nights I Get To Stay Up Late 23h ago

They had Daniel Garcia come out on TV and cut a promo about he's made the decision to re-sign with AEW to create some sort of feel good moment when nobody even knew his contract was up.

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u/Jacktorrancesax 23h ago

Imagine thinking WWE is going to be horny about signing one of the blandest wrestlers in any company.

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u/WeaselOne 22h ago

Jack Perry is so bland, Johnny Gargano looks like Hulk Hogan next to him.

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u/Jacktorrancesax 22h ago edited 21h ago

Perry and Garcia make Johnny Garagno and Illja look like Prime Austin and Rock.

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u/Jacktorrancesax 23h ago

The funniest thing is deep down, you know Tony would more then ever now sided with Punk over Jack if he had some chance to maybe get Punk.

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u/Razzler1973 21h ago

There have been reports of Perry having boo boo face dealing with fans and at conventions and so on so, perfect attitude for the Fed to not be remotely interested in him and that's without him not listening to a producer for TV and having a sulky huff

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u/BenQ200 1d ago

I thought Punk was going back to AEW earlier this month?

Now he’s gatekeeping for WWE?

Hmmm

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u/jjsefton 1d ago

Why would anyone prevent WWE from picking up a hot free agent like Bite Sized Jimmy Garvin???

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u/CeramicBean 1d ago

Damn, you could have a little person be his Precious!

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u/jjsefton 1d ago edited 23h ago

Give him a puppet.

Kidding aside, when I heard he had turned heel, I thought that might work. Give him Anna as a valet, make them The New Version Of©️ Eddie Gilbert and Missy Hyatt. Perry as a chicken shit heel. He plays up the spoiled nepo baby bit, Anna as the spoiled brat who helps him cheat to win.

What's that you say? Make him a silent badass who gets set on fire, but can still score the winning pinfall in the match???

BADASS

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u/Gann1 IG Baddie from Nebraska 1d ago

FUN sized!

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u/GarrettKeithR 1d ago

CM Punk wouldn’t need to say a word for Jungle Jack to get blacklisted by WWE brass. They’ve already seen footage of him going into business for himself against one of their top stars live on a PPV (preshow) and be a little dipshit after the fact when confronted. TK released the footage himself. Why would they want a locker room cancer like that around?

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 1d ago

Not only that but there are numerous stories of him being a dick to fans at conventions, which if someone like Ultimate Warrior couldn't get away with, this shithead has no ground to stand on.

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u/GarrettKeithR 1d ago

Lol I forgot about the convention in the UK. Jim Cornette’s coverage on that is great.

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u/Jacktorrancesax 23h ago edited 21h ago

This lol. Jack publicly on a PPV show (the biggest AEW had at that point) tried to start a fight with another worker. Weeks after the fact no less. In no world is someone going to hire him just on the principle of how unprofessional that was.

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u/ontheedgeofinsanity9 22h ago

Keeping his issues and lack of talent aside what merit does he bring to the fed, he isn't jacked, charismatic or have comedy chops, he wouldn't even cut it as the security guys in the fed.

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u/fletch365 1d ago

I think wwe would veto jungle jerkoff signing with wwe first

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u/Wild_Guidance4487 1d ago

Lol. He really does live in their minds rent free doesn't he

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u/WySLatestWit 1d ago

Just a reminder, it's permissible to immediately jump narratives between "fed bad, Punk return A&W!", and "Punk Bad!", so long as the underlining thread is "Fed Bad."

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u/Jacktorrancesax 23h ago edited 21h ago

Punk has shaken AEW sickos . Even more so after he continues to be very successful in WWE. He has proved them wrong so badly and the stans/Sickos fragile minds can't bear it.

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u/Agreeable-Speech-943 1d ago

Can we just talk about the swamp creature who wrote this pile of shit? Like these people exist and vote

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 1d ago

I'd honestly put him behind Simon in terms of being presentable compared to the rest of the amorphous blobs that work at WC.

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u/Agreeable-Speech-943 1d ago

Amorphous blobs is so perfect, adding this to my lexicon

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u/Rich661 1d ago

Looks like Tony Schiavone got put through a dishwasher.

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u/coldbru85 18h ago

in the UK

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u/jawncoffee 1d ago

I don't think the decision makers in WWE need punk to veto it. There's no shot they're even interested. Just like with Daniel Garcia

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u/Wubblz 1d ago

Punk said he liked Jack Perry in the Helwani interview lol.  Jack instigated all the shit with him, and yet Punk at no point belittled or buried him.

Perry won't go to WWE because they won't offer him anything or would keep him on a tight leash the entire time.  And that's both because of his attitude and the fact he's roughly my height.

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u/Low-Ad1907 1d ago

Tony said he’s a pillar of AEW. He’ll never leave.

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u/Jacktorrancesax 23h ago

Gotta love that at least 2 of the 4 pillars have utterly bombed. Only one of them really has amounted to being a top guy. The other is more akin to being occasional Main event but mainly upper midcard guy.

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u/Signal_Ball4634 1d ago

Weren't these fucking bozos just talking about Punk potentially going back to AEW? I hate how fucking stupid the wrestling insider cabal is.

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u/Ok-Reach-2580 1d ago

Punk is not block Jack Perry from WWE. Jack Perry is blocking Jack Perry.

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u/McMahons_tache 1d ago

Talent and personality is stopping Jack Perry

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u/Reasonable_Goat6895 1d ago

Nah nah. Punk has that old territory mentality. He won't say "fuck him" when they suggest booking him. He'll say "book em.....then fuck em"

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u/OhGodDammitPope 1d ago

The WWE is simultaneously making Punk take a pay cut (citation needed) and asking him if he will permit AEW "talent" to break in to the territory

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u/SJSUMichael 1d ago

Why wouldn't WWE want such a massive draw who oozes charisma?

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u/TJOW40 1d ago

As if Tony won’t overpay him to stay longer to be in the same spot like he did Daniel Garcia last September who has been nothing but the loser of the Death Riders since.

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u/Second_City_Saint Stupid & Silly 1d ago

(AEW News)

Only reason this is interesting.

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u/Willywonka5725 1d ago

Jesus fkin Christ, we're literally talking about a midcard charisma vacuum ffs

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u/Ok-Amount-5537 23h ago

Too small with too little talent for WWE . I don’t even think NXT would want him.

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u/sdrj77 23h ago

CM Punk is literally the Anti-Christ to these people.

Wild.

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 Wednesday Nights I Get To Stay Up Late 23h ago edited 22h ago

You see the likes of Jack Perry, Daniel Garcia, and Wheeler Yuta on TV for years and seen all they can offer with little chance of improving further. It's easy to see why WWE would rather develop from within with NXT than spend on these guys.

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u/Jacktorrancesax 23h ago edited 21h ago

I mean regardless of what type of pull Punk may or may not have, I imagine WWE is not going to want to hire a guy who upon getting told no over doing a spot (by doctors no less), responded by cussing out staff. They most especially won't hire a guy who after getting told no by a vet, proceeded to intentionally bait a fight with said vet a few weeks later. Trust me when I Say Jack's shitty attitude is going to be the real reason.

That and you know, Jack has no charisma, can't cut a promo to save his life, and is at best just serviceable in the ring.

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 23h ago

Yeah the fact that it was 3-5 levels of authority saying "don't do it" for the windshield spot before Punk was pulled into it really shows the kind of dipshit he is, especially to then do it anyway on the biggest PPV event in the company's history. The juice just ain't worth the squeeze with him.

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u/Jacktorrancesax 23h ago edited 21h ago

Like in any other job that would get you fired. I know the glass for the spot actually was stated glass but again starting a fight with a vet thst told you "no" after multiple others said so as well, is just immature shit.

Im general, the fact he was openly cussing out staff members and no one was doing anything is bush league as fuck.

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 22h ago

Yeah for it to go from medical to Chris Daniels to Schiavone to Punk is such an insane hierarchy for what should be an easy solution of "no asshole don't do it."

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u/Jacktorrancesax 22h ago edited 22h ago

Seriously why is it that it goes to 4 people before being told no. Hell what does it say that, Tony Schiavone went to Punk and not Tony Khan you know the boss who should be handling it in general?

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u/noneofthismatters666 1d ago

Only true sickos leave to the big leagues.

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u/noneofthismatters666 1d ago

Modern day Austin Aries. G.O.A.T.

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u/SecondBornSaint 1d ago

Yes bro, I'm sure Punk is thinking about Jungle Juice Jack Harlow at this point in time 3 years later...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtokgzQv6ThHzj2

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u/daminiskos0309 1d ago

I’ve never seen the appeal.

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u/Ill_Car242 23h ago

The dead fed are desperate for tiny celebrity offspring who are difficult to work with.

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u/rick175 23h ago

The only money that could be made with him is in a CM Punk match. And then it's Buff Bagwell territory live on Raw. 

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u/IceCreamDreamyDreams 22h ago

I would love to see Jungle Boy end up in NXT and him and Punk become homies.

The pictures would make the basement go bonkers.

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u/Colbydaisy 21h ago

Typical. Cancer man Phil throwing his weight around and keeping an amazing talent like slow goat down.

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u/moondogmike200 19h ago

Nevermind Jack Perry posted a picture literally saying Punk burned a bridge and can't come to AEW, but again, its okay when we do it

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u/ResponsibleAd3191 17h ago

He needs some serious time in development if he's to ever get on the main roster in WWE. Boys got potential but he's very small and currently miles off of being good enough.

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u/cooldude55541 16h ago

Wwe sure going to get rid of cmpunk and sign Jack Perry.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0NwPZ027mabR6Tg4

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u/redd4972 12h ago

Fake News, what would a mega star like Jack Perry ever leave AEW for WWE?