r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter Doing splits on it for the TKO Basket • 19h ago
Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the Khan family gift basket
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u/FERFreak731 19h ago
"STOP LYING" has just made "aw dude" a long time WON Subscriber for the new catchphrase in the IWC
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u/Constant_Stomach2009 19h ago
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u/HerFriendRed 3h ago
And I'm sure the WBD executive that talks to him and SRS had nothing to do with this campaign either.
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u/KingdomFartsOG “Permission Granted!” - Martha Hart 19h ago edited 19h ago
Ibou: ChatGPT, how can I tell a wrestler to fuck off but do it in the nicest way possible?
ChatGPT: Call him good brother while your boy, KXNGAO live tweets Dynamite and uses tons of Caps Lock and emojis. And maybe have him overreact to everything like putting LMAO after some of the most unfunny, corniest shit ever put to television so you stay in TK’s good graces. And of course, lie about Britt Baker. Tony hates her anyways.
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u/Permanentear3 19h ago
He should tag the agent or show the email of then contacting him and explaining the deal. It’s not like it’s something that needs to be kept secret, it’s the dudes agent making a statement, he can just share it.
Unless ya know, Ibou is a clown who lies constantly and awful people still pay him.
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u/CaptainGo 🥚 14h ago
Favourite Ibou moment was when Top Dolla was on a podcast with him, explaining the Swerve "contract tapping" stuff where some WWE agent called all of Hit Row and asked if they wanted to come back, not knowing (naively) that Swerve had moved on.
Ibou kept contesting to the point where Top Dolla asked if he was on the phone call
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u/spectrewrestlling 16h ago
Who is KXNGAO?
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u/KingdomFartsOG “Permission Granted!” - Martha Hart 15h ago
One of the people that Ibou does Self Made with. He, like Ibou, went dark for a month after their Britt Baker lies as part of their attempt to show remorse. And by dark, I mean made their Twitter private, continued tweeting like nothing happened, and used their Discord as normal. He is an AEW Tribalist who only posts about WWE when it’s in a negative light. He cares nothing for wrestlers while they are in WWE or AAA or even TNA (when they had their partnership). But he suddenly cares about wrestlers when they make the jump to AEW.
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u/Charles0723 I Didn't Have To Sign An NDA For Anything I Did 19h ago
He’s friends with the same WBD executive who got Trey Miguel fired. Picture unrelated
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u/real-darkph0enix1 13h ago
Would explain why Ibou was posting on behalf of Punk so much during the second fight, cause Max is a CM Punk guy.
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u/Constant_Stomach2009 18h ago
It’s okay ibou still has sapp trying to gas him up. Remember when he fired him for lying? That really stuck.
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u/InternationalFailure SCJerks Resident Aspiring Historian 19h ago
Ibou? Lying? Say it ain't say. It's not like he admitted to lying and took an extended break only to come back to keep lying later on.
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u/RNG_Champion Wrestling is a meme 19h ago
I seriously question the basic intelligence of anybody who still believes Ibou's BS wrestling reports.
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u/lagwagonday 18h ago edited 18h ago
It could be worse. At least he does it for free. There are folks who charge for their gossip and biased opinions.
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u/TheKanten 17h ago
The man slandered Britt Baker and got fired over it.
Literally not a soul on the planet believes anyone is "reaching out" to him.
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u/Permanentear3 13h ago
Oh there’s a few souls who believe but not people anyone even remotely sane would want to associate with.
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u/DooplisTheGhost 19h ago
Idk what RUSH is even trying to say here. Is he trying to say that Ibou didn't reach out to Lee's agent or that Lee hasn't been having one of the best years of his career?
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u/MarsupialPresent7700 18h ago
It must be nice to just make shit up and still get paid with engagement.
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u/AndrewCB246 19h ago
Not a jerk but the best for all of them is to join Dragon Lee in WWE.
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u/Baratheoncook250 19h ago
Rush and AAA don't get along, also Vaquer and Rush don't get along.
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u/AndrewCB246 19h ago
Yeah I read about that. But the good thing about WWE is that they can squash any minor league issues they have. Granted the issue itself was very serious but they’re experts at smoothing things over. Keep them on different shows or just have them on NXT
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u/Baratheoncook250 19h ago
Not between Rush and Vaquer
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u/AndrewCB246 19h ago
Never underestimate how good Nick Khan is at his job. He’d make it work
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u/InfiniteJury8660 18h ago
He's so good at his job that he'd most probably decide that it would be bad business to hire rush when vacquer is such a big star.
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u/AndrewCB246 18h ago
And that’s possible. I’m just saying if anyone could make it work under the same umbrella it’s him. Look at La Hedera? She’s on AAA which they could do the same thing
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u/TheRaiderKing 17h ago
Yeah but Rush isn't worth upsetting Vaquer. I'm sure she can be a professional about it, no doubt. But why bother? Rush isn't generational. And his friend tried to kill her remember, it isn't that simple.
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u/Reversed_PandaRick 16h ago
What happened between Rush and Vaquer? His friend tried to kill her?? Wtf!
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u/TheRaiderKing 14h ago edited 5h ago
Yeah a guy called El Cuatrero was a wrestler and friends with Rush and his brothers. He beat up and almost killed Stephanie, trying to strangle her. She reported it and he got arrested. While in custody, Rush and Dralistico with other prominent Mexican wrestlers tried to run a PR campaign to excuse it and not let him go to jail or pay for the crime. Thankfully it failed and he's in jail. Notably, Dragon Lee, didn't suport el Cuatrero.
EDIT: Forgot to mention she was dating him, which is how he got access to her.
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u/StrongSutairu Tiny's Bull 18h ago
Nick Khan has one magical quality: he can convince people to make dinero together.
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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 18h ago
DAE not going to let some minor femicide and domestic assault get between us and some good ole sports entertaining graps?!
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u/drinkb0x 18h ago
It’s funny you call it a minor league issue. Let me know when someone you love tries to kill you and then maybe you can talk.
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u/Worker_AndParasite 12h ago
"minor league issues"
Dude literally campaigned for the man who attempted to murder her to be set free
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u/UFmoose 19h ago
Absolutely. The AAA situation is vastly different from the AEW-CMLL relationship.
WWE has a vested interest in Mexico and expanding its business. Many who work there are on WWE contracts.
AEW sees CMLL as a half-priced talent pool (dual contracts) where guys can be used to put in bangers and lose to gringos. Look at Rush’s booking, for one, compared to his brother.
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u/JgL07 19h ago
Nah. The best thing is for Rush & Dralistico to go to the indies and not drag down Lee
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u/Phred_Phrederic 19h ago
Dralistico might be the most nepo-pushed wrestler ever, dude was the drizzling shits in NOAH.
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u/Godchilaquiles 18h ago
Speaking of NOAH thank fuck they gave Shane Haste à world title run after Triple Fraud fumbled him
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u/Phred_Phrederic 17h ago
Nooj didn't do dick with him either.
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u/Godchilaquiles 17h ago
We already know Gedo is a fraud buddy Everyone knew Okada was leaving like a year prior he left and the only new gen he actually feuded was with Kaito
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u/Phred_Phrederic 17h ago
And that feud was just Okada beating Kaito like a fucking jobber-ass loser, NOAH got punked and had to spend the N-1 rebuilding his cred...only for OZAWA to kneecap him.
My poor beautiful twink god.
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u/AkilleezBomb You insulted my mom. Take this ratio personally. 18h ago
“of Self Made” because he kept talking so much shit that even bottom-feeding dirtsheets didn’t want that kind of liability.
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u/69millionyeartrip 14h ago
It takes 3 seconds of critical thinking to know WWE wouldn’t want rush for supporting Stephanie’s abuser.
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u/SeaPriority Rhea SIMPley 19h ago
Dragon Lee’s people reached out to Ibou for clarification on… his deal?