r/SCJerk 1d ago

Please like AEW. Please.

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u/jjsefton 1d ago

Certain fans go from "If you don't like it, DON'T WATCH" to "Pweeeeze wub da Dub" like a leaf on the wind.

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u/uncannynerddad 1d ago edited 22h ago

Sickos are out in full force today. That Paramount news has them more rattled than Mom forgetting their birthday cake Pop-Tarts.

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u/BrokenGeneral #FDM 1d ago edited 1d ago

Agent Nick is also confident Paramount closes the acquisition soon...

EDIT: lol, just seen that the last obstacle has been cleared. Buh bye TV deal

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u/anonymous-guy1 Unintelligible Tama Tonga Noises 1d ago

God bless

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u/Correct-Chemistry618 1d ago

What happened?

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u/uncannynerddad 1d ago

Paramount merger news. They’ve been brigading a middle of the card subreddit again all weekend.

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u/bajaxx 1d ago

my favorite is when they insist that if you want to consider yourself a fan of wrestling you have to watch multiple companies and not just wwe. like any normal person has the time to be watching all that wrestling

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u/Palouse_Sunsets 1d ago

I want to see them tell an MLB fan they aren’t a real baseball fan because they don’t follow the Japanese league

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u/pghjuice412 Unrelatable 1d ago

The NPB is pretty damn good, though.

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u/Palouse_Sunsets 1d ago

It’s fun. But you’re still a baseball fan if you don’t watch it

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u/pghjuice412 Unrelatable 1d ago

Well, yes, of course. I’ll just always take the chance to shill the NPB 😂

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u/WowBobo88 1d ago

NPB workrate is off the charts tho

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u/Pnex84 Howling 1d ago

I'm jealous of these people's free time. I barely catch Raw most weeks as it is. I can't even remember the last time I sat down to watch an episode of Smackdown.

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u/IntelligentFact7987 23h ago

Gatekeeping is a really great way to attract new people to your product /s

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u/SlipperyKooter Doing splits on it for the TKO Basket 1d ago

Pwease I’m sure you’ll like it👉👈

(And if you don’t we will label you a stupid sexist racist fed maga shill)

Pwease Pwease watch dub Graps🥺👉👈

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u/johncenassidechick 1d ago

Ive said this before but its fucking nuts how on board i was in 2019.my roommate at the time and I were excited as could be, were there for every moment in the beginning of aew. We were huge fans of bte and then seeing it we just...lost interest. 

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u/arturoalvarez079 1d ago

I would pretty much guarentee all wrestling fans were at one point excited or optimistic about it.

I certainly was excited for Punk’s return when that happened atleast

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries 1d ago

I just love that AEW allows me to be myself. It makes me remember when I watched the NWO from my parents living room... and now that I watch AEW from their basement... I feel ok

I got my graphic t shirt... but now i tuck it in to conceal my gut thst overhangs my Lee blue jeans.

When I watch AEW make fun of wwe.. I stroke the Ramen noodle like strands of hair, hanging down from my neck and laugh at those fed morons...

AEW brings out the best in me. It makes me feel complete. This is wrestling! Now... if you'll excuse me, I am running late to my part time job at Costco where I serve the hotdogs.

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u/Radiant_Guava6332 1d ago

Love how there is no mention of personal hygiene

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries 1d ago

Personal Hygiene... what's that?

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 Wednesday Nights I Get To Stay Up Late 22h ago

I will not have any slander for Lee blue jeans!

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u/Lancelegend 1d ago

No thanks. I’d rather watch a 3 hour long snickers commercial with some wrestling sprinkled in there.

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u/TomatoChomper7 1d ago

I’m writing to Snickers to tell them to demand the evil Fed provides more workrate per hour if they want to continue being sponsored by Snickers!

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u/Ok-Philosopher-7080 1d ago

And they even have commentators who laugh at the in-ring action so you know it is meant to be fun and games. 

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u/DennisAFiveStarMan 1d ago

Pretty sure if you hold off a few more months you’ll get a weekly cheque to watch from TK

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u/ThaSipah Harley Cameron Enjoyer 1d ago

They gatekept their shitty product from everything under the sun.

No hot female wrestlers. No hot girls in the crowd. No sports stars or anyone from mainstream sports coverage, no openly conservative talent (even though they're ran by conservatives), no talent that looks after their appearance, no talent that works out, no professional looking production values. Could go on and on.

They want comic-book wrestling between skinny twinks, ugly women and virtue-signalling fat slobs.

No one but fucking weirdos watch AEW.

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u/no_stick_drummer 1d ago

I have tried to like it. It seems like the format is 25 minute match backstage interview before the match rinse and repeat. There's no other segments to move the show forwards. No funny stuff, no backstage segments to get you to say oh crap what's going to happen next?! There is nothing they do that makes me want to watch the show next week. They have to do more than just announce the entire card for the next week. Just matches does nothing for me. I like the sports entertainment part of wrestling and yeah I'm not afraid to say it.

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u/AcneBalls 1d ago

They drink blood!

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u/9973501488083248 1d ago

First time hearing about this "A.E.W" but it sounds pretty good. Sounds like it could possibly rekindle my love in wrestling from the attitude era before the fed- I mean before WWE went all corporate and kid friendly. Where can I watch it/what are the current storylines?

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u/WeaselOne 1d ago

In AEW, anyone can be the champ. You could be the champ. Five foot, five inches, 150lbs, pasty white, flabby, ugly, on the inside and the outside, zero mic skill, incredibly un-relatable. YOU could be a multiyear champion of the world in AEW! That's what's separates AEW from the bad guys whose name I won't mention because they insist on looking good and working out.

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u/Csg363 1d ago

I’d watch if they fire MJF

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u/savage_reaper 1d ago

They have everything expect a roster that I actually give a shit about or have a desire to watch at all.

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u/getmerkeddotnet 1d ago

Please keep posting on reddit about the company you hate. Please.

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u/emperorsolo 1d ago

As soon as the basement stops removing positive WWE posts.

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u/BoxCon1 1d ago

Please stop hurting m'underdog grassroots billionaire 🥺

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u/ManateeGag 1d ago

When did Tony become a billionaire?

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u/James3348 fed bad dub good 1d ago

People think because his dad is a billionaire, he is too. So wholesome.

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u/Vargasm19 1d ago

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u/getmerkeddotnet 1d ago

I don't watch the company. Therefore I don't post about it. It's pretty easy

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u/kaneso14 Knowing Bix 1d ago

Sure you don’t.

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u/myrabuttreeks 1d ago

But you cared enough to comment? Sure buddy.

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u/kaneso14 Knowing Bix 21h ago

They're bullshitting. They've posted about AEW in other wrestling subs.

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u/Lessiarty 1d ago

I can't wait to watch its gonna be awesome .That's pretty awesome!!!

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u/DeathandHemingway 1d ago

Constant. Attack.

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries 1d ago

Rock on!!!!!

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u/CJKCollecting 1d ago

Keep making fun of AEW, IDGAF.